Oppo Camp Carlton worst season in 122 years: The Evil of Patrick Cripps...

[WalterBlaknWhte]

CARLTON has started a season 0-6 for the first time in its 122-year history after losing to the Western Bulldogs 11.14 (80) to 8.11 (59) at Etihad Stadium on Friday night. afl.com.au


All the smug fans, arrogant players, and cap-cheating administrators of Carlton deserve this. A special place in hell is reserved for each of these wrongdoers:


John Dorman Elliott (failed capitalist toadie, cap cheater, and all-round w***er)




Mike Fitzpatrick (anti-Collingwood investment banker)




Dick Pratt (philanderer and anti-competition miscreant)




Wayne Harmes (you know what you did)




Stephen Silvagni (give Collingwood's daughter back, you dickhead)




Of course there are more...

But now is not a time for bitterness, it is time to toast and savour Carlton's karmic 0 and 6!

 

[jmac70]

Adelaide away next week. Another spoon awaits.

 

[Magpie Girl]

Wait til Vicky Park sees this

 

[anshell]

Where's their first win coming from?Let's hope it's not us.

 

[Kreme Pie]

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Naughton.
Naughton who?
Nought and 6!

 

[ppoiter]

It’s very, very difficult to see where they're going to win a game.

I can’t see it. I’m an optimist. I look at them and think: ‘Gee, they’re a hopeless bunch of kids’, I hate them and I reckon they can get the worst out of themselves and we can have a damn good year.

 

[Seedsfan]

CARLTON has started a season 0-6 for the first time in its 122-year history after losing to the Western Bulldogs 11.14 (80) to 8.11 (59) at Etihad Stadium on Friday night. afl.com.au


All the smug fans, arrogant players, and cap-cheating administrators of Carlton deserve this. A special place in hell is reserved for each of these wrongdoers:


John Dorman Elliott (failed capitalist toadie, cap cheater, and all-round w***er)




Mike Fitzpatrick (anti-Collingwood investment banker)




Dick Pratt (philanderer and anti-competition miscreant)




Wayne Harmes (you know what you did)




Stephen Silvagni (give Collingwood's daughter back, you dickhead)




Of course there are more...

But now is not a time for bitterness, it is time to toast and savour Carlton's karmic 0 and 6!

Collingwoods daughter? I don’t get the last one

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Collingwoods daughter? I don’t get the last one

Jo Bailey was an avid Collingwood fan until SOS worked his dark arts

 

[Seedsfan]

Jo Bailey was an avid Collingwood fan until SOS worked his dark arts

Yeah well maybe that’s why Jacks a dud he won her over at a cost

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Carlton screwed........

 

[blackwhite2010]

This thread is just a thing of beauty.

Outside of Collingwood success I've always wanted from the afl is to see that shit stain of a club on its knees and them asking us for help and sympathy . Thus just might happen

 

[Heater39]

Some other fun facts

They are on their longest ever premiership drought

They are on the equal longest grand final drought in the league with North

They have the most wooden spoons of any team this century (with hopefully another to come this year)

 

[barrackers]

Easy to forget that before the commencement of this season there was a lot more optimism around their prospects with media talk of finals.

 

[raymond35]

I hate Carlton.
I feel physically ill just looking at a Carlton jumper.
I hope every brainless Carlton supporting piece of shit soaks in their worst ever season
.
And i hope all the current generation of Carlton morons who have never seen their team win a flag continue to suffer as long as possible.

 

[Caztheconquerer]

Great to see them on the bottom, downside is they will get another forward that looks to be a once in a gen type forward.

 

[barrackers]

Great to see them on the bottom, downside is they will get another forward that looks to be a once in a gen type forward.

I think finishing low is the new brown paper bag.

 

[Vicky Park]

Visiting this beautiful and poetic thread makes me feel like this

And this

The only downside is that the Carlton supporters I know have all gone into hiding, or dont leave their houses anymore. They live in a total media blackout, weeping and gnawing at what is left of their fingers. They are so despondent even I cant bring myself to goad them, when I drop off some old soup at their front doors, to help them get by until the next devastating loss.

Cant have everything I suppose.

 

[Vicky Park]

 

[Vicky Park]

AND

 

[Vicky Park]

 

[PepperFace]

What a discraceful club.
0 fans
0 members
0 wins

Delicious

 

[jimmy35]

And long may their misery continue.

 

[Dynamics]

They haven't won a flag since 1995 and have four wooden spoons in the 21st century...

...and their coach just told them this is their first proper rebuild!

Baaahahaha.

 

[Pedro]

It surprises me that they have never been 0-6 before. I'm sure there have been worse crap Carlton sides than the current crap Carlton side. Let the run continue though. Lets see if they can hit double figures!

 

[ppoiter]

It surprises me that they have never been 0-6 before. I'm sure there have been worse crap Carlton sides than the current crap Carlton side. Let the run continue though. Lets see if they can hit double figures!

Adelaide, Essendon, Melbourne and Geelong are their next 4. All very losable