Think Tank Chris Scott's genius in high-demand as non-football organisations seek his services.

[frggr]

Incredible. Premiership winning coach. Astute observer of the modern game. Master tactician. Suave, sophisticated, olive-complected, full-head-of-hair man.

Sought after by journalists, media organisations, clubs in crisis and now a finance firm have seen fit to give the great man an opportunity to help them win whatever the equivalent of a flag is in the world of bean counting.

I mean, let's face it. You're not going to seek out Vossy if you want to grow your finance business.

The AFL, of course, are jealous because Vlad got busted being a gutter snake.

All hail Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

. Women want to be with him and men also want to be with him. What. A. Man.

AFL launches investigation into Chris Scott

The probe comes not long after it was made public that the coach had a role with a club sponsor.

7news.com.au

 

[frggr]

(and before you get your piss-stained Superman undies in a knot, the deal was approved before Scott accepted).

 

[James Colorado]

He does have a solid mane, I'll give him that.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

"AFL ‘making inquiries’ into Cats coach’s eyebrow-raising new role with major club sponsor.

The AFL is reportedly launching an official investigation into Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

’s new role with a major club sponsor.

The Geelong coach was recently announced as the new chief of leadership and performance at Morris Finance, which has sponsored the Cats for the 14 years.

And while Scott has already responded to raised eyebrows about soft cap implications, Seven’s Mitch Cleary reports the league is digging deeper."

Not surprised. Typical scumbag move from Scott. A man who is used to cheating and being protected by Stephen Hocking and others.

 

[STPer18]

AFL investigating ways to get Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

working for them too. Any payments to be excluded from Geelong's soft-cap, of course.

 

[catscratchfever]

"AFL ‘making inquiries’ into Cats coach’s eyebrow-raising new role with major club sponsor.

The AFL is reportedly launching an official investigation into Chris Scott’s new role with a major club sponsor.

The Geelong coach was recently announced as the new chief of leadership and performance at Morris Finance, which has sponsored the Cats for the 14 years.

And while Scott has already responded to raised eyebrows about soft cap implications, Seven’s Mitch Cleary reports the league is digging deeper."

Not surprised. Typical scumbag move from Scott. A man who is used to cheating and being protected by Stephen Hocking and others.

Like Damian Softwick and his lady friend at 18thmond then

 

[Cyclops]

He does have a solid mane, I'll give him that.

Albert like. Did he find a leftover Dank-stash in Bombers locker?

 

[Plugger35]

Not only does Geelong have a cheat ground and cheat umpires, they now have cheat jobs.

 

[Chronz]

AFL investigating ways to get Chris Scott working for them too. Any payments to be excluded from Geelong's soft-cap, of course.

He already does, it's a behind the scenes gig.

 

[catscratchfever]

Not only does Geelong have a cheat ground and cheat umpires, they now have cheat jobs.

And your point is?

That St Kilda should have more than 1 solitary premiership to its name?

You can only dream about having the cards all rigged in the Aints' favour. Geelong worked out long ago that you can only play with the hand that you're dealt. Read 'em and weep, porky.

The Geelong Conspiracy is real.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

And your point is?

That St Kilda should have more than 1 solitary premiership to its name?

You can only dream about having the cards all rigged in the Aints' favour. Geelong worked out long ago that you can only play with the hand that you're dealt. Read 'em and weep, porky.

The Geelong Conspiracy is real.

Chris Scott= Cheat

 

[catscratchfever]

Chris Scott= Cheat

Meh, move along, nothing to see here

P.S. Like your avatar though

 

[frggr]

"AFL ‘making inquiries’ into Cats coach’s eyebrow-raising new role with major club sponsor.

The AFL is reportedly launching an official investigation into Chris Scott’s new role with a major club sponsor.

The Geelong coach was recently announced as the new chief of leadership and performance at Morris Finance, which has sponsored the Cats for the 14 years.

And while Scott has already responded to raised eyebrows about soft cap implications, Seven’s Mitch Cleary reports the league is digging deeper."

Not surprised. Typical scumbag move from Scott. A man who is used to cheating and being protected by Stephen Hocking and others.

The AFL already ticked it off prior to Scott accepting the role.

So it's probably some loser like Adem Luze who's had a cry about it since

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

The AFL already ticked it off prior to Scott accepting the role.

So it's probably some loser like Adem Luze who's had a cry about it since

Chris Scott would sell his grandmother for a few bucks.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Handbaggers cheating again

My two favourite Scott moments of season 2024:

1. Whinging about the umpires in his R9 presser after losing to Poort then getting absolutely reamed by them against the Suns the following week

2. Losing the unloseable: an MCG final against the Bears

Mastercoach

 

[Cyclops]

Steady on, he's won two flags, and made a bunch of finals, which makes him Geelongs best ever coach.

Sure that's weird, most relwvant clubs have several two flag coaches, but Geelong are perennial under achievers.

Hes so good it looks like Geelong are cheating, but really, all he's done is bring them up to a level just below Richmond and Hawthorn.

 

[FurTheWin]

Yep, death, taxes and Crygers and Waahgpies

Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

is like some modern day Da Vinci, and there's no doubt he can coach the Cats to another flag, take care of business with these finance wallahs, impart wisdom on footy shows and more besides.
You flogs wish he was your coach. He never will be.
Suck on that.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

 

[STPer18]

Hearing the AFL are sending in their former General Manager of Football Operations to conduct the investigation.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Hearing the AFL are sending in their former General Manager of Football Operations to conduct the investigation.

It should be over in 30 seconds then.

 

[V_23]

How it started:

(and before you get your piss-stained Superman undies in a knot, the deal was approved before Scott accepted).

How it’s going:

AFL investigating Chris Scott over commercial arrangement

The AFL has launched an investigation into Geelong coach Chris Scott’s new role with a finance firm, a major sponsor of the club.

www.theage.com.au

How I’m feeling:

 

[Cyclops]

How it started:



How it’s going:

AFL investigating Chris Scott over commercial arrangement

The AFL has launched an investigation into Geelong coach Chris Scott’s new role with a finance firm, a major sponsor of the club.

www.theage.com.au

How I’m feeling:

OP rn

 

[frggr]

How it started:



How it’s going:

AFL investigating Chris Scott over commercial arrangement

The AFL has launched an investigation into Geelong coach Chris Scott’s new role with a finance firm, a major sponsor of the club.

www.theage.com.au

How I’m feeling:

If you could read, you would know Chris himself suggests the deal was ticked off before he signed.

Scott told Seven last week the arrangement had been ticked off by the league, the Cats and Morris Finance.

“You obviously wouldn’t go into something unless you were crystal clear on how it was all supposed to work,” he told Seven.

The AFL are just "going over it" again to appease the bed-wetters

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

This rigging of the the soft cap is pure Geelong.
Scott should get 12 weeks for this scam.

 

[frggr]

This rigging of the the soft cap is pure Geelong.
Scott should get 12 weeks for this scam.

Do the paint fumes give you a better ice high, or?