Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Shane Heard]

A lot of pressing going on lately

 

[LeppaMessiah]

Is there anybody else that gives more to the footy public than Tom?

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

Is there anybody else that gives more to the footy public than Tom?

Literally any other footy journalist from the past 25 years.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Literally any other footy journalist from the past 25 years.

Literally any other footy journo.

But there is momentum behind Tom.

Because the AFL may want other footy journos to contribute more than Tom.

So hearing it could still be Tom.

Lots to play out.

 

[Ati Tude]

Is there anybody else that gives more to the footy public than Tom?

Carlton

 

[Del165198]

Can't believe that 7 have elevated him to the chief football reporter

Every aspect of channel 7s football "coverage" is pathetic and cringeworthy so it's actually a perfectly on brand appointment

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[tigs2010]

Thats an all time great tweet from Browne

 

[Norm De Guerre]

I can only imagine how inept he was as a lawyer if he had to stoop to being a TV reporter.

I pity his former clients.

 

[00Stinger]

I can only imagine how inept he was as a lawyer if he had to stoop to being a TV reporter.

I pity his former clients.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

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That's why you're the Judge and I'm the law talking guy.

 

[MisterMarcus]

I can only imagine how inept he was as a lawyer if he had to stoop to being a TV reporter.

I pity his former clients.

He'd actually probably be really good at confusing the jury with his world-salad explanations. Would be a real life Chewbacca defence.

 

[Shane Heard]

I can only imagine how inept he was as a lawyer if he had to stoop to being a TV reporter.

I pity his former clients.

He didn’t get that far. Bottom of class and couldn’t get a job with even with the lowest form of ambulance chasing firm.

So daddy got him a job at 7.

And probably subsidises his wage under the table with 7 so his useless, on the spectrum child has some type of purpose in life.

Tom is the kind of kid who never got Dr Seuss books out of his head as an adult and subsequently writes Twitter words like some kind of mental patient on speed.

 

[hoddo22]

He didn’t get that far. Bottom of class and couldn’t get a job with even with the lowest form of ambulance chasing firm.

So daddy got him a job at 7.

And probably subsidises his wage under the table with 7 so his useless, on the spectrum child has some type of purpose in life.

Tom is the kind of kid who never got Dr Seuss books out of his head as an adult and subsequently writes Twitter words like some kind of mental patient on speed.

Wasn't it on here where it was mentioned that Tom gets paid very little if anything for both his gigs on 7 and Triple M?

It's not about dollars for him as his family is loaded.

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[burge13]

Does it erk anybody else how he has husband and father in his Twitter bio? Tom put this in your bio, so you stop pissing me off
"Husband to the lovely Tara ❤
And Father to the adorable Henry ❤"

I'm baffled he managed to marry and breed tbh

 

[Custard Guts]

Wasn't it on here where it was mentioned that Tom gets paid very little if anything for both his gigs on 7 and Triple M?

It's not about dollars for him as his family is loaded.

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It all makes sense now. He's the work experience kid who simply outstayed his welcome.

Certainly dresses the part ... those oversized blazer cuffs that reach his knuckles whenever they cut to his breathless live crosses are just perfection.

 

[tigs2010]

It all makes sense now. He's the work experience kid who simply outstayed his welcome.

Certainly dresses the part ... those oversized blazer cuffs that reach his knuckles whenever they cut to his breathless live crosses are just perfection.

username to thread topic is elite too

 

[Rich the babe Evans]

I'm baffled he managed to marry and breed tbh

$$$

 

[deanc]

I can only imagine how inept he was as a lawyer if he had to stoop to being a TV reporter.

I pity his former clients.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

I'm baffled he managed to marry and breed tbh

Sources tell me that I am about to enter you. Or maybe just a handjob. Or maybe you have a headache. More on 7 news.

 

[00Stinger]

I'm baffled he managed to marry and breed tbh

 

[Shane Heard]

And the discombobulate hits keep coming..this one at least a top 10

 

[StillAtLarge]

By all means have a go at Tom's reporting skills and (likely) nepotism related position but I find all this 'on the spectrum' stuff distasteful. Plenty of highly qualified & extremely competent people have autism and are relentlessly bullied in their workplace. Autism isn't the reason Tom is an average journo...

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Anyways back to business:



Chris Grant is a popular name according to Tom. Does that mean heaps of parents are now calling their kid Chris Grant?

 

[00Stinger]

Anyways back to business:



Chris Grant is a popular name according to Tom. Does that mean heaps of parents are now calling their kid Chris Grant?

what team does Danny Southern still play for? I know his team mates respect him, but just not sure which team that is