flggr Comedy Central at Spoonmond keeps on providing the gold. Noah Balta signs an 8 year extension (You can’t make this **it up)

[Elmer_Hauser]

Worst contract in VFL/AFL history by a mile.

Balta is nothing more than glorified Stephen Jurica

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Never change Elmer.

Mods need to change the thread title to Noah Balta

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Noah Balta

Age

24

Ht

194cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.7

3star

HB

3.1

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.9

4star

MG

236.3

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.3

1star

MG

233.0

4star

D

7.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.8

4star

MG

217.4

4star

tells 18 clubs including Tasmania to GAGF come back begging for his signature in 2033.

Meanwhile, back at Lygon City, Mitch McSlovern and Zac Willingbutnotablliams have destroyed Blues top 4 window and Elmer is seething.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Never change Elmer.

Mods need to change th thread title to Noah Balta tells 18 clubs including Tasmania to GAGF come back begging for his signature in 2033.

Meanwhile, back at Lygon City, Mitch McSlovern and Zac Willingbutnotablliams have destroyed Blues top 4 window and Elmer is seething.

Oh puh-leaze.

Balla will never come close to being an elite/AA player.

You were better off letting him go next season and cash in on band 1 compo.

Typical Tiger short sightedness

#kardashimond

 

[FISTO]

Officially the new worst contract in the league

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Oh puh-leaze.

Balla will never come close to being an elite/AA player.

You were better off letting him go next season and cash in on band 1 compo.

Typical Tiger short sightedness

#kardashimond

Blair Hartley list managed a triple flag + Minor Premiership + VFL flag + dual GF Sprint dynasty, but Elmer from Bay 13 thinks he can do better.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Blair Hartley list managed a triple flag + Minor Premiership + VFL flag + dual GF Sprint dynasty, but Elmer from Bay 13 thinks he can do better.

I never said that actually. But I think the majority of flogs agree with me that this contract is really *ed up.

But enjoy Blowa Faulta embarrass Richmond for the 8 next Years. I sure will

 

[Kabanna]

Worst contract in VFL/AFL history by a mile.

Balta is nothing more than glorified Stephen Jurica

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any better

 

[Meteoric Rise]

You can tell oppo flogs are petrified of the Tigers building yet another dynasty team over the next few years, they are coming out of the woodwork desperately trying to get Richmond to change course.

 

[The Sultan]

 

[springvale_mackers]

Oh dear. Even Trig Tug reckons this deal stinks.

 

[Kabanna]

Oh dear. Even Trig Tug reckons this deal stinks.

Shame that he likely has Elmer on ignore so he won’t see the thread

 

[Shinboner roo]

Well he does have the rarest skill set in the AFL

 

[Bont2Bruce]

I mean, who else where they going to pay their salary cap to?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

In all seriousness now many players in footy right now are worth 8 year deals ?

JH-F. Sheezel, Naicos, Sam Darcy and Will Ashcroft are the only ones that spring to my mind.

 

[frggr]

What is it with shit clubs and 6+ year deals?

Shows a lot of distrust between the parties involved and absolutely hamstrings club list management.

 

[Kabanna]

How the **** is this worth a 7 year contract extension?

 

[frggr]

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Great move, as if he ever wants to leave, we'll get great picks because he is contracted.

 

[Chronz]

Makes sense since all of the old guard pissed off. Who else do they have left to sign up and fill their cap space with?
Balta did SFA this year and would be laughing at this comfy retirement deal.

 

[Hounddd]

Officially the new worst contract in the league

Tbf we have to pay someone over the next few years. On the brightside, at least he hasn't pretended to be injured after missing a crucial shot at goal from 10m out in a prelim

 

[Meteoric Rise]

What is it with shit clubs and 6+ year deals?

Shows a lot of distrust between the parties involved and absolutely hamstrings club list management.

Checks.

Cats have signed "drink spiking victim" Ecky Stengle and spud Jack Henry to 5 year deals.

Holmes didn't want to sign with Geelol past his free agency year and you don't have anyone else young enough and/or good enough to warrant a long term deal. No wonder you lose so many finals.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Makes sense since all of the old guard pissed off. Who else do they have left to sign up and fill their cap space with?
Balta did SFA this year and would be laughing at this comfy retirement deal.

Lol, Pies literally just signed Harold Perryman for 6 years at $900k+.

Perryman.

 

[Chronz]

Lol, Pies literally just signed Harold Perryman for 6 years at $900k+.

Perryman.

He's going to mow down the comp next year. That's paying unders.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

He's going to mow down the comp next year. That's paying unders.

You've always been a good humoured person Chronz.

But that is some really good humour right there.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You can tell oppo flogs are petrified of the Tigers building yet another dynasty team over the next few years, they are coming out of the woodwork desperately trying to get Richmond to change course.

They can't handle it the jealousy is rife.