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[Kirby]

This is where it’s at. Winter mornings watching kids footy, or as linesman for soccer games… even late Friday nights at the ‘G.

Men’s Heated Thermolite® Jacket - Black

Fashion be damned, I just don’t want to freeze to death any more.

That looks ok - it's not really a puffer jacket, just cross stitched.

I'd have a beer with you TRS

 

[gouki88]

George is a fashion inspiration.

 

[Kirby]

George is a fashion inspiration.

The rat hat!

 

[sr36]

That looks ok - it's not really a puffer jacket, just cross stitched.

I'd have a beer with you TRS

The secret to having a winter beer with Kirby is getting to the pub first, so he can't see that you entered the pub - warm - in a puffer jacket.

 

[Good Horse]

I hate puffer jackets. I have never owned or worn one and never will.

Wearing a Katmandu puffer is just a sign that you have given up all independent thought.

I am feeling attacked here!

 

[Good Horse]

Active wear FTW, furthermore with a well made garment one need not look like the Michelin man.

A light, waterproof jacket made with goose down is warm, comfy, and functional. It keeps me warm when coaching the 5:30AM in freezing temperatures.

Wearing this functional clothing as a fashion statement is where we've gone wrong.

One does not use their puffer jacket as suitable date night attire. On that, I agree with the article. It's as silly as wearing a tweed jacket at Hotham.

Active wear is fine.

What is not fine...

Working in a cafe up here in peak tourist season, having to serve throngs (what is the collective noun for them? Answers by return post) of yummy mummies from Brighton and Armadale wearing Lululemon with too much makeup, jewellery, and hair pulled back so tight in a bun their cheeks are under their ears. They are too well coiffed for exercise, and yet the whole skintight tights thing looks ludicrous for their ostensible purpose, meeting in small claques and gasbagging about who has a better house in St Georges Rd and whether the new prep teacher at Glamorgan is any good.

They have a perpetual look like a cat swallowing a sour mouse on their hatchet like faces, and an equivalent attitude towards humble barista horses like myself.

They are like Melbourne coterie members. Awful.

 

[Good Horse]

You might not have had to drink alone if you were sporting a tweed jacket. Kirby (the puffer hater) wouldn't have ditched you if you looked like this wnkr.

Very equestrian. Maybe he is going to a polo chucker?

 

[jathanas]

Very equestrian. Maybe he is going to a polo chucker?

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Such a dapper horsey!

The MBA wnkr has to spend some quality time in your dungeon. It would be character building. No safe word.

 

[jathanas]

Active wear is fine.

What is not fine...

Working in a cafe up here in peak tourist season, having to serve throngs (what is the collective noun for them? Answers by return post) of yummy mummies from Brighton and Armadale wearing Lululemon with too much makeup, jewellery, and hair pulled back so tight in a bun their cheeks are under their ears. They are too well coiffed for exercise, and yet the whole skintight tights thing looks ludicrous for their ostensible purpose, meeting in small claques and gasbagging about who has a better house in St Georges Rd and whether the new prep teacher at Glamorgan is any good.

They have a perpetual look like a cat swallowing a sour mouse on their hatchet like faces, and an equivalent attitude towards humble barista horses like myself.

They are like Melbourne coterie members. Awful.

Yes, those with the permanent tightly pursed lips have ruined Lulu, my workwear of choice (I get an ambassador discount across the range).

Awful. Just awful.

 

[Good Horse]

Such a dapper horsey!

The MBA wnkr has to spend some quality time in your dungeon. It would be character building. No safe word.

I picked his occupation as "change management consultant"

When you see one in your building, you know you need to take them to the special room in the basement with the hydrofluoric acid bath or there is going to be a spill and fill by next Tuesday

 

[NMBB]

I am feeling attacked here!

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It's ok - you're not alone

 

[NMBB]

Active wear is fine.

What is not fine...

Working in a cafe up here in peak tourist season, having to serve the throngs (what is the collective noun for them? Answers by return post) of yummy mummies from Brighton and Armadale wearing Lululemon with too much makeup, jewellery, and hair pulled back so tight in a bun their cheeks are under their ears. They are too well coiffed for exercise, and yet the whole skintight tights thing looks ludicrous for their ostensible purpose, meeting in small claques and gasbagging about who has a better house in St Georges Rd and whether the new prep teacher at Glamorgan is any good.

They have a perpetual look like a cat swallowing a sour mouse on their hatchet like faces, and an equivalent attitude towards humble barista horses like myself.

They are like Melbourne coterie members. Awful.

Cheers Horse - thanks for the mention

 

[Black_White]

For those who haven’t seen it.




Cats. Is there anything they can’t do?

 

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For those who haven’t seen it.


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Cats. Is there anything they can’t do?

This?

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[sideswipe]

This is so much more palatable than a holy rolling PM.

Video leaks of Finland’s youthful PM partying, prompting drugs denial

The 36-year-old prime minister of Finland says she was “boisterous” but did nothing illegal as she danced and drank at a private party with celebrity friends.

www.theage.com.au

 

[NMBB]

I've just sworn loudly at work within hearing of several female colleagues.

It's going to be ok though - I have a worthwhile defence.... I was speaking to an Eagles supporter about Dom Sheed.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

This is so much more palatable than a holy rolling PM.

Video leaks of Finland’s youthful PM partying, prompting drugs denial

The 36-year-old prime minister of Finland says she was “boisterous” but did nothing illegal as she danced and drank at a private party with celebrity friends.

www.theage.com.au

Storm, meet teacup.

 

[Kirby]

My dog and cat sitting on the windowsill behind me in my office

 

[NMBB]

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My dog and cat sitting on the windowsill behind me in my office

You make a lovely trio - esp the cat

 

[neilk]

I've just sworn loudly at work within hearing of several female colleagues.

It's going to be ok though - I have a worthwhile defence.... I was speaking to an Eagles supporter about Dom Sheed.

Why would you even do that?

 

[neilk]

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My dog and cat sitting on the windowsill behind me in my office

Dog on the lookout for any threats to you.
Cat DGAF.

 

[NMBB]

Why would you even do that?

He's actually quite human (for one of them)

 

[jathanas]

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My dog and cat sitting on the windowsill behind me in my office

Beautiful timber framing duly noted.

Your cat would eat you if it was as big as your goldo.

 

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My dog and cat sitting on the windowsill behind me in my office

You should start up a business naming people's photos for them. That was poetic.

 

[NMBB]

I think the cheap "chicken" schnitzels I bought in Clayton a couple of days ago might have been loin of Cassowary or Yak thighs - flesh was a funny colour.. SE suburbs growth hormone perhaps?