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[Kirby]

You should start up a business naming people's photos for them. That was poetic.

 

[sideswipe]

More useful than WalterBlaknWhte with his self-proclaimed ability to charm women over 70.

 

[Black_White]

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My dog and cat sitting on the windowsill behind me in my office

So the dog thinks it’s a cat?

 

[sideswipe]

I think the cheap "chicken" schnitzels I bought in Clayton a couple of days ago might have been loin of Cassowary or Yak thighs - flesh was a funny colour.. SE suburbs growth hormone perhaps?

Floor bird. Pressed together leftover bits like they use for nuggets. Enjoy your new mammary growth.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

More useful than WalterBlaknWhte with his self-proclaimed ability to charm women over 70.

I told you that in private after I bonked your mother-in-law (twice)

 

[sideswipe]

I told you that in private after I bonked your mother-in-law (twice)

Phew. For a minute there I thought I had something to do with how disappointed she looks.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Phew. For a minute there I thought I had something to do with how disappointed she looks.

Very good - actually LOL'd

 

[NMBB]

I told you that in private after I bonked your mother-in-law (twice)

Is that desperate or a supreme conquest?

 

[NMBB]

Floor bird. Pressed together leftover bits like they use for nuggets. Enjoy your new mammary growth.

Thanks

 

[jathanas]

Phew. For a minute there I thought I had something to do with how disappointed she looks.

This. Was. Excellent

 

[sideswipe]

This. Was. Excellent

Unlike my MIL, you are easily pleased.

 

[jathanas]

Unlike my MIL, you are easily pleased.

Your MIL was easily pleased.

 

[sideswipe]

Your MIL was easily pleased.

You were easily convinced.

 

[NMBB]

You were easily convinced.

I'm getting confused - do you all live together?

 

[sideswipe]

I'm getting confused - do you all live together?

Awkward. Forgot you didn't get invited to the BF "Everyone is welcome as long as you bring a friend along" Party.

 

[NMBB]

Awkward. Forgot you didn't get invited to the BF "Everyone is welcome as long as you bring a friend along" Party.

Why were people from Dandenong South and Eumerring excluded?

 

[The Royal Sampler]

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My dog and cat sitting on the windowsill behind me in my office

Let me know when they’re launching their electropop album.

https://www.cuteness.com/13716920/21-pets-with-totally-fire-album-covers

1 and 12 are my favourites.

 

[sideswipe]

Let me know when they’re launching their electropop album.

https://www.cuteness.com/13716920/21-pets-with-totally-fire-album-covers

1 and 12 are my favourites.

I believe I have seen the Kirby pets' album cover. Title, "Stuck In The Middle With a Boring Tnuc".

 

[Good Horse]

The anti-lockdown community continues its slow and inevitable gravitational precession into bog standard far right crazies. Their current target of choice - all us evil LGBT folks coming for your/their children. Because of course we do.

 

[gouki88]

The anti-lockdown community continues its slow and inevitable gravitational precession into bog standard far right crazies. Their current target of choice - all us evil LGBT folks coming for your/their children. Because of course we do.

They are very far gone. The anti-lockdown community has married with that sovereign citizen, where we see people like this:

 

[jmac70]

The anti-lockdown community continues its slow and inevitable gravitational precession into bog standard far right crazies. Their current target of choice - all us evil LGBT folks coming for your/their children. Because of course we do.

Evil bastards.

 

[NMBB]

Bunnings trolley - I hate the word "TRAVELATOR" and "OFF" is tautological.

 

[jmac70]

Bunnings trolley - I hate the word "TRAVELATOR" and "OFF" is tautological.

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What did you buy?

 

[NMBB]

What did you buy?

Sugar cane mulch, silicone for shower base and pot of coriander for son's herb garden (he and partner have just moved into their first home).

On separate trip to Cwell market bought lamb shoulder to slow roast for tonight.

Have already cooked oxtail stew and was going to have that tonight but figured I'll be in no fit state to cook tomorrow - might just manage to put the oxtail on to heat up - hence the slow roast tonight .

Strewth but a big game of footy has implications for everything....

 

[JB1975]

She might have been discussed elsewhere. I don't really care, I want to discuss her here.

Actually, there's nothing to discuss. I simply post with approval.