Moved Thread Create a terrible footballer.

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[Aramis]

Sooking of Duckwood
Ducking of Duckwood
Cheating of Duckwood
Eye poking efficiency of Duckwood
Pain Threshold of Dangerfield
Dangerous tackling of Dangerfield
Everything of Vickery
Disposal Efficiency of Johannisen

 

[LeverPuller]

I'll create one just from current and former Melbourne players:

Kicking: Dom Tyson
Marking: Chris Dawes
Handballing: Rohan Bail
Vision: Jamie Bennell
Tackling: Cale Morton
Hands/pickup skills: Josh Wagner
Pace: Jack Trengove (sorry Trenners)
Defensive skills: Tom Gillies
Non-preferred foot: Dean Kent
Luck: Jesse Hogan
Leadership: Brad Green
Consistency: Colin Sylvia
Clean hits: Bernie Vince
Goalkicking: Jake Spencer

 

[King_Steele]

 

[Costanza_]

The 'big moment' composure of Dean Towers.

He's the anti-Christ to Shaun Burgoyne.

 

[Raleigh98]

Andrew Dunkley for kicking.

I remember when he tried to kick to himself on the kickout, and he kicked it too hard, and trickled over the boundary line for a throw in.

 

[MowShow]

Mason Cox

 

[Topkent]

Flopping for free kicks: Clayton Oliver

General softness of Carlton players

 

[74561347]

more interesting to create the most entertaining footballer

The self control of Brendan Fevola
The honesty of Jordan de Goey
The social life of Ben Cousins
The relationship choices of Simon Lethlean
The fashion choices of Adam Heuskes
The twitter skills of Donald Trump

 

[Wallaby]

Punctuality - Gary Sidebottom

 

[gfhawthorn]

Caleb Daniel's height
Jarrad Grant's build
Will Langford's kicking
David Hale's agility
Ben Mcevoy's pace
Tyrone Vickery's footy smarts
Steven Motlop's effort
Mark Lecras' tackling

 

[exile]

the rig of '07 stewie dew
the toughness of cale moreton
the contested marking of lewis taylor
the first name of tarkyn lockyer
the lid of damien peverill
the pace of ben mcevoy
the two-way running of steven motlop
the football knowledge of israel folau/karmichael hunt
the everything else of jarrad oakley-nicholls

 

[Bennett.]

The fitness of dean rioli
The handballing of dahlhaus
The kicking of travis cloke
The overhead marking of clinton young
The dedication of steven motlop
The decision making of melksham
The dimensions of caleb daniel

And the agility of ben rutten

We'd probably draft him

 

[Rod Stroker]

The awareness of Brendan Krummel and Rhett Biglands

 

[theyellowsash]

Why create when we have Vickery?

i raise you shaun hampson

 

[Rustin Cohle]

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Adam Treloars left foot.

 

[Andrew Mc]

more interesting to create the most entertaining footballer

The self control of Brendan Fevola
The honesty of Jordan de Goey
The social life of Ben Cousins
The relationship choices of Simon Lethlean
The fashion choices of Adam Heuskes
The twitter skills of Donald Trump

Capper has to be in there somewhere. Or maybe it's just him.

 

[JVseven]

Face of McCarthy.
Heart of Fasolo.
Smarts of Vickery.
Flop of Dangerfield.
Pace of Priddis.
Squibness of Darling.
Kicking skills of Wellingham.
Body of Hodge.
Posture of Waite.
Hair of Ben Brown.
Ear of Tex Walker.

 

[SSSSSS]

Sloane's ability to beat a tag.

 

[WWSD]

Tyrone Mayne.

Tyrone Mayne Tippett

 

[Andy_Mac]

I fully thought Jimmy Toumpas' parents had realised a sex tape when I saw this thread.

 

[SSSSSS]

I fully thought Jimmy Toumpas' parents had realised a sex tape when I saw this thread.

Could be worse.

The Morton family had three spuds.

 

[demondavey]

What a pathetic thread

 

[nahnah]

If you mixed the height of Daniel, the speed of Priddis, the kicking of Adams and the tackling of Lecras you get Jarryd Blair