Moved Thread Create a terrible footballer.

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Sooking of Duckwood
Ducking of Duckwood
Cheating of Duckwood
Eye poking efficiency of Duckwood
Pain Threshold of Dangerfield
Dangerous tackling of Dangerfield
Everything of Vickery
Disposal Efficiency of Johannisen
 
I'll create one just from current and former Melbourne players:

Kicking: Dom Tyson
Marking: Chris Dawes
Handballing: Rohan Bail
Vision: Jamie Bennell
Tackling: Cale Morton
Hands/pickup skills: Josh Wagner
Pace: Jack Trengove (sorry Trenners)
Defensive skills: Tom Gillies
Non-preferred foot: Dean Kent
Luck: Jesse Hogan
Leadership: Brad Green
Consistency: Colin Sylvia
Clean hits: Bernie Vince
Goalkicking: Jake Spencer
 

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the rig of '07 stewie dew
the toughness of cale moreton
the contested marking of lewis taylor
the first name of tarkyn lockyer
the lid of damien peverill
the pace of ben mcevoy
the two-way running of steven motlop
the football knowledge of israel folau/karmichael hunt
the everything else of jarrad oakley-nicholls
 
The fitness of dean rioli
The handballing of dahlhaus
The kicking of travis cloke
The overhead marking of clinton young
The dedication of steven motlop
The decision making of melksham
The dimensions of caleb daniel

And the agility of ben rutten
We'd probably draft him
 

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more interesting to create the most entertaining footballer

The self control of Brendan Fevola
The honesty of Jordan de Goey
The social life of Ben Cousins
The relationship choices of Simon Lethlean
The fashion choices of Adam Heuskes
The twitter skills of Donald Trump

Capper has to be in there somewhere. Or maybe it's just him.
 
Face of McCarthy.
Heart of Fasolo.
Smarts of Vickery.
Flop of Dangerfield.
Pace of Priddis.
Squibness of Darling.
Kicking skills of Wellingham.
Body of Hodge.
Posture of Waite.
Hair of Ben Brown.
Ear of Tex Walker.
 
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I fully thought Jimmy Toumpas' parents had realised a sex tape when I saw this thread.

Could be worse.

The Morton family had three spuds.
 

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