Off-topic Cricket match: Chicko Rolls vs Vindaloo

[spudmaster]

Any good news for us stalwart India fans ??

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

No. * off.

Yes I know he is a Pakistani lol

 

[Dinsdale]

Buggerit, no double

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Head is out!.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Geez india are shit unless they play on their potholed home ground pitches.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Seriously?

 

[Dinsdale]

Good catch after over a day in the slips with no action

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Nice to see Cummins soak up some deliveries late in the day instead of throwing his wicket away. Hopefully he’ll do that in the ashes this as well.

 

[spudmaster]

Aww shame for Carey, so close to the half-ton.
And after a six too.

Fingers crossed it's a decent innings total at the end that holds up comparatively.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Oh no, Justin Langer is making special comments.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Geez india are s**t unless they play on their potholed home ground pitches.

They prefer 20/20 cricket

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

India crumbling like a packet of crushed biscuits.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Kohli is as edgy as a bride on her wedding night.

 

[spudmaster]

Aussies looking the goods thus far!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Aussies looking the goods thus far!

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Starc leaking runs while Scotty Boland is as tight as a nuns nasty.
Vics do it better.

 

[Plugger35]

India are going about as well as Carlton.

Is Crazy Vossy coaching them as well?

 

[Dinsdale]

Highlights Day 2... and something weird at the end last few minutes...

 

[philreich]

Watching Steve Smith bat is like watching a frog in a blender with severe anxiety and OCD.

Hopefully Pommy fans get to watch him bat for at least 15 hours in the next month.

 

[philreich]

Geez india are s**t unless they play on their potholed home ground pitches.

Indian batsmen are like faithful husbands - they only perform at home.

 

[philreich]

In news just in, the Indian cricket team has just been listed on the Australian Stock Exchange. From now on, they'll be known as the All Ordinaries.

 

[James Colorado]

You're seeing them the size of beach balls today, philreich.

Pity the Indians are seeing them the size of marbles.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Pissed off I cursed India.
Definitely back on the Aussie Bandwagon for the Ashes

 

[the avoca drover]

India are going about as well as Carlton.

Is Crazy Vossy coaching them as well?

Should get Justin Langer to coach Carlolton, he’d tell the precious pea hearts some home truths.

 

[Dinsdale]

Ready for tonights cricket

 

[philreich]

You're seeing them the size of beach balls today, philreich.

Pity the Indians are seeing them the size of marbles.

You can tell when an Indian batsman is in form - he actually edges the ball onto his stumps, instead of being clean bowled.