Live Event Devils vs Geriatrics, winner to play Port

[fumbler]

Hey Jack, is it ok if I jinx the Demons yet?

 

[DanWA]

Shemons even pulling out the myers/selwood duck

They've got all the tricks

 

[fumbler]

Shemons even pulling out the myers/selwood duck

They've got all the tricks

RIghto Coker.

 

[The Sultan]

3 players on 0 dream team points, one of them has the green vest

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

In fairness to Geelong, someone forgot to close the roof again

****. I came here just to say that.

 

[Xtreme]

More chance of Daniel Andrews ending Melbourne's lockdown at the end of 2021, than there is of Patrick Dangerfield winning a premiership in his career

 

[A Cut Above]

 

[Mofra]

That young Hawkins chap has a chance to keep Geelong in touch

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

How long until Selflop starts with the cheap punches?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jed bews

24

Jed Bews

Age

31

Ht

186cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.9

3star

K

6.1

2star

HB

4.8

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

178.2

3star

D

9.5

2star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.0

1star

M

2.3

2star

T

1.7

3star

MG

205.8

3star

D

8.8

3star

K

3.8

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.2

5star

shitting himself like his dad in 89

 

[Jazny]

Jake Jazny murdered Petracca

 

[zackah]

3 players on 0 dream team points, one of them has the green vest

Nice ninja edit friend

 

[Dinsdale]

Those Perf booers really don't like Porkins

Sent by shoe phone via Tapatoe

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Porkins!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Tiger Outcast]

Is there any more 31 year olds in the draft this year?

I think the cats need some more help.

 

[Jazny]

R U OK?

Yes thank you, Starburns! How have you been?

 

[BarryMorgan]

Hope you watched Fritsch duck his weird-looking head into that tackle earlier danster168

 

[jdz101]

 

[FISTO]

1 goal in a row look out

 

[DanWA]

scum just kicked one without the umpires

wow wee

 

[maryjames]

Tommy will eat this up.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Rohan just telling his teammates in the huddle there that he’ll be in the goal square and to kick it to him.

 

[fumbler]

Wow Hawkins actually marked it with pushing someone in h back.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Tom Hawkins

26

Tom Hawkins

Age

36

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

can smell his half time fish n chips