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Vintage Bay Diary of a Welching Flog - A True Story Containing a Real Life Grand Final Parade Welch
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10.05pm, Thursday 31st September, 2015
Bored inside the Saloon, he decided to start a shit thread about Jockstraps and Collingwood;
And the tears from Eddie McManTits and the other ColonInWood floggos when it happens will be glorious.
Tipping this will be my first Flogstradamus Fred.
Peace out
Predictably, the Bay shut him down within the first three responses. It was worthy of a backfire tag. They were tired of his squirming ways; they wanted him badged.
--
During the day, he was known as Officer BigJoey, at night; Shantaram was a student of Mongolian tap-dancing. He found the change of name helped escape his Police persona and would stop flogs heckling him off-duty. The twice weekly lesson's were at the studio in Chinatown. He liked to walk there, it let him release his mind of all the flogs he'd dealt with that day. He noticed that the man with A Cut Above his eye was watching something across the street. His Police instincts kicked in:
"Excuse me Good man, what are you doing?"
The man with A Cut Above his eye snickered at the man with an Essendon jacket; memories of the 1980's still etched in his memory. "What's it to you" he growled back.
Officer BigJoey took a step closer and opened his jacket, displaying his Police badge. The demeanour of the man with A Cut Above his eye changed. He didn't want any trouble with the law. "I'm a.....just going er......"
Officer BigJoey interrupted "That's right, you are just going. And if I see you back here, I'll arrest you quick than you can jab a needle".
The man with A Cut Above his eye put his hands up in surrender, "Take it easy man, I'm getting out of here" and he turned to walk away.
Inside the Saloon, he had seen it all. He seized the moment and quickly scurried out of the Saloon and onto the street.
--
They shared so much in common; jumpers with horizontal stripes, drinking and Levi Greenwood. They happily drove back into the city, narrowly avoiding the man with A Cut Above his eye walking in the middle of the road. They parked there car as close as they could and ventured into Chinatown in search of Brett and Mystic Mac.
--
Black Flog was both furious yet secretly impressed. "Grr" he said to Shepp "the flog has welched on paying for drinks". He begrudgingly gave the barman the $50 note. Black Flog; the undisputed master had never before seen such a natural. Finally he smiled, he saw his vision come to light through this new acquaintance. I might just get my chance to revolutionise the Bay.....
--
The Croatian Tiger carefully crevassed down from the roof. There was no ladder; thus he relied on his Croatian Mountaineering skills to get down. He reached his foot down kicking for a hard place to pivot. In so doing, he knocked a piece of corrugated iron to the ground. Instantly, a pack of dogs came barking out. "Go you Pup's" he hissed as he dangled from the roof.
Diagonally across was a group of six tractor tyres on top of one another. He figured if he could swing his body across with enough momentum, he would land on the tyres and easily climb down. He jerked his body forward, thrust it back and with a mighty heave, threw himself into the air. He put his feet out in preparation to land but had miscalculated the jump. Instead of landing on the tyres, he had landed inside. He was trapped inside a 9ft rubbery cone. He looked around but it was helpless; there was no way out. Anger and frustration boiling over, he screamed at the top of his lungs "D/H!!!!!!" It certainly most definitely had not been a Goodyear for the Croatian Tiger.....
To be continued......
Bored inside the Saloon, he decided to start a shit thread about Jockstraps and Collingwood;
And the tears from Eddie McManTits and the other ColonInWood floggos when it happens will be glorious.
Tipping this will be my first Flogstradamus Fred.
Peace out
Predictably, the Bay shut him down within the first three responses. It was worthy of a backfire tag. They were tired of his squirming ways; they wanted him badged.
--
During the day, he was known as Officer BigJoey, at night; Shantaram was a student of Mongolian tap-dancing. He found the change of name helped escape his Police persona and would stop flogs heckling him off-duty. The twice weekly lesson's were at the studio in Chinatown. He liked to walk there, it let him release his mind of all the flogs he'd dealt with that day. He noticed that the man with A Cut Above his eye was watching something across the street. His Police instincts kicked in:
"Excuse me Good man, what are you doing?"
The man with A Cut Above his eye snickered at the man with an Essendon jacket; memories of the 1980's still etched in his memory. "What's it to you" he growled back.
Officer BigJoey took a step closer and opened his jacket, displaying his Police badge. The demeanour of the man with A Cut Above his eye changed. He didn't want any trouble with the law. "I'm a.....just going er......"
Officer BigJoey interrupted "That's right, you are just going. And if I see you back here, I'll arrest you quick than you can jab a needle".
The man with A Cut Above his eye put his hands up in surrender, "Take it easy man, I'm getting out of here" and he turned to walk away.
Inside the Saloon, he had seen it all. He seized the moment and quickly scurried out of the Saloon and onto the street.
--
They shared so much in common; jumpers with horizontal stripes, drinking and Levi Greenwood. They happily drove back into the city, narrowly avoiding the man with A Cut Above his eye walking in the middle of the road. They parked there car as close as they could and ventured into Chinatown in search of Brett and Mystic Mac.
--
Black Flog was both furious yet secretly impressed. "Grr" he said to Shepp "the flog has welched on paying for drinks". He begrudgingly gave the barman the $50 note. Black Flog; the undisputed master had never before seen such a natural. Finally he smiled, he saw his vision come to light through this new acquaintance. I might just get my chance to revolutionise the Bay.....
--
The Croatian Tiger carefully crevassed down from the roof. There was no ladder; thus he relied on his Croatian Mountaineering skills to get down. He reached his foot down kicking for a hard place to pivot. In so doing, he knocked a piece of corrugated iron to the ground. Instantly, a pack of dogs came barking out. "Go you Pup's" he hissed as he dangled from the roof.
Diagonally across was a group of six tractor tyres on top of one another. He figured if he could swing his body across with enough momentum, he would land on the tyres and easily climb down. He jerked his body forward, thrust it back and with a mighty heave, threw himself into the air. He put his feet out in preparation to land but had miscalculated the jump. Instead of landing on the tyres, he had landed inside. He was trapped inside a 9ft rubbery cone. He looked around but it was helpless; there was no way out. Anger and frustration boiling over, he screamed at the top of his lungs "D/H!!!!!!" It certainly most definitely had not been a Goodyear for the Croatian Tiger.....
To be continued......
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Rolled bloody gold! I almost want Croation Tiger to succeed, such his effort and dedication to his cause!
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'Like a tyre in the wind!'Feel so sorry for the poor flog
He just typifies all that is Richmond
Oi!Feel so sorry for the poor flog
He just typifies all that is Richmond
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He needs to go to the Acme gizmo company. Beep beep.
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Hey DivvyBlues, you might need to slip, slop and slap those bare white arse cheeks on Friday. It's going to be 25 degrees. 
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Hey DivvyBlues, you might need to slip, slop and slap those bare white arse cheeks on Friday. It's going to be 25 degrees.
As if he's going to actually do it, my money is still on him welching.
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So is mine. Not going to make a lot at a short price of $1.04 though.
Tempted to put $100 on him going through with it @ $10.80.
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All good friend, just watching DaVillaBlues go through his final preparations
Lots to report on soon
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10.22pm, Thursday 31st September, 2015
Just as the Biblical story of the **** crowing three times on the night of the Last Supper, so too did the Parrot squawk three times when he denied the bet.
--
He was hiding in alleyway, carefully avoiding the man with A Cut Above his eye. He logged on to his account and was alarmed at the vitriol he received. 'F*** those campaigners' he said to himself. He made a post:
This shits all over Porky's crap diary thread.
The OP is actually funny, and doesn't write like a pre schooler unlike Spammer04
Peace out
He was livid, yet he compartmentalised his anger. There were more pressing matters at hand.
--
Black Flog was like any other Carlton villain; he craved power. He wanted to change the Bay. However he was lacking a vital piece, a flog so uber by nature that he's very name brought ridicule and condemnation. He was the missing Peace, Black Flog knew he simply had to find him...
--
"Oi D/H's get me out!!!!" yelled the Croatian Tiger from inside the tyres. He was fuming with rage.
Officer Stronzo lived by Royals1922 Caryard. He was an entrepreneurial Policeman having recently scalped his pre-purchased Grand Final tickets to a West Coast flog. Thus, he was happy to put his hand up and take the extra shift, it was only two hours and it looked as though it would be a quiet night. As he patrolled past the Caryard, he heard faint cries for help. He went over to investigate.
"Help D/H get me out!" the Croatian Tiger said at the sight of Officer Stronzo peering down from highest tyre.
Officer Stronzo shook his head, when will this one ever learn? This time Officer Stronzo vowed, he would lock him up for a long time.
Not for the first time that day, the Croatian Tiger found himself in the back of a Divvy Van.
--
They walked hand in hand to the Japanese Bistro where Mystic Mac and Brett were waiting for them. It had been a long day, they just wanted to get her watch and go to bed. They approached the alleyway. Out of the corner of his eye, the Norf supporter noticed the man with a Carlton cap pulled down over his face and 'Peace Out' written on his shirt. He approached the the man;
"Excuse me, are you DaVillaB........" he began.
He was cut off "sorry mate, you must be mistaken" he said, hiding his shock at being recognised.
"Are you sure, didn't you make that bet that you would bare your bum at the...." the Collingwood lady asked.
Again, he intercepted the question. "Sorry plodders, I don't know what you are talking about or about any bet. Have a good night. Peace Out".
As he disappeared into the shadow, the parrot above the nearby building squawked....
To be continued........
Just as the Biblical story of the **** crowing three times on the night of the Last Supper, so too did the Parrot
squawk three times when he denied the bet.--
He was hiding in alleyway, carefully avoiding the man with A Cut Above his eye. He logged on to his account and was alarmed at the vitriol he received. 'F*** those campaigners' he said to himself. He made a post:
This shits all over Porky's crap diary thread.
The OP is actually funny, and doesn't write like a pre schooler unlike Spammer04
Peace out
He was livid, yet he compartmentalised his anger. There were more pressing matters at hand.
--
Black Flog was like any other Carlton villain; he craved power. He wanted to change the Bay. However he was lacking a vital piece, a flog so uber by nature that he's very name brought ridicule and condemnation. He was the missing Peace, Black Flog knew he simply had to find him...
--
"Oi D/H's get me out!!!!" yelled the Croatian Tiger from inside the tyres. He was fuming with rage.
Officer Stronzo lived by Royals1922 Caryard. He was an entrepreneurial Policeman having recently scalped his pre-purchased Grand Final tickets to a West Coast flog. Thus, he was happy to put his hand up and take the extra shift, it was only two hours and it looked as though it would be a quiet night. As he patrolled past the Caryard, he heard faint cries for help. He went over to investigate.
"Help D/H get me out!" the Croatian Tiger said at the sight of Officer Stronzo peering down from highest tyre.
Officer Stronzo shook his head, when will this one ever learn? This time Officer Stronzo vowed, he would lock him up for a long time.
Not for the first time that day, the Croatian Tiger found himself in the back of a Divvy Van.
--
They walked hand in hand to the Japanese Bistro where Mystic Mac and Brett were waiting for them. It had been a long day, they just wanted to get her watch and go to bed. They approached the alleyway. Out of the corner of his eye, the Norf supporter noticed the man with a Carlton cap pulled down over his face and 'Peace Out' written on his shirt. He approached the the man;
"Excuse me, are you DaVillaB........" he began.
He was cut off "sorry mate, you must be mistaken" he said, hiding his shock at being recognised.
"Are you sure, didn't you make that bet that you would bare your bum at the...." the Collingwood lady asked.
Again, he intercepted the question. "Sorry plodders, I don't know what you are talking about or about any bet. Have a good night. Peace Out".
As he disappeared into the shadow, the parrot
above the nearby building squawked....To be continued........
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Squawk three times. Lol
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All good friend, just watching DaVillaBlues go through his final preparations
Lots to report on soon
He's taking the Micky Malthouse out of us now!
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Is there a way I can automatically like each and every one of your posts Porked my friend?
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OutrageousHe's taking the Micky Malthouse out of us now!
Spoiling the ending of the story like that
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Awfully kind of you but no need to friend, I'm just glad you're enjoying the storyIs there a way I can automatically like each and every one of your posts Porked my friend?
If you really wanted to I believe the Hawks posters have devised an automatic like button
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