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Vintage Bay Diary of a Welching Flog - A True Story Containing a Real Life Grand Final Parade Welch
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I retrospectively added 'not serious' to my flippant bet said in jest about Norf.
I have #impunity.
Peace out
He had finally learnt his lesson. He realised he'd been a damn fool for many, many months on the Bay. The constant grandstanding and attention whoring had finally caught up with him. He had been a dealt a lesson in humility and respect, not too shoot off at the mouth but to be rational and kind in what he posted. To be humble and graceful and not a moaning Tier 5 flog.
He was enlightened, he felt like a new man. He had turned a corner. He just hoped that Sooz would take him back....
--
The man with A Cut Above his eye checked to make sure he had the correct address. He kicked the stand on his motorbike and approached the door. The doormat read "Welcome to the Kingdom of the DaVilly's". Cute the man thought, although he wasn't prone to softening his heart. He clenched his powerful fist and made a hammering knocking sound on the door.
The first thing that struck him about her was her eyes; they were a deep hazelnut brown just like the Hawthorn jumper. She was petite with rich yellow hair that made him again think of the Hawthorn jumper. He could not take his eyes off her, she was stunning.....
--
He kept his head down as he walked on home, frightened about how Sooz might react. What should I say, will she still love me, am I still her Online Pool Assistant? With all these questions reverberating around his head, he didn't notice the Frenchman walking towards him with the initials "J" and "C" on his cufflinks. He accidently clipped the Frenchman's shoulder. He immediately said sorry. The Frenchman smiled and replied "Pardon Monsieur". He smiled back. It felt good respecting people he decided, from now on this is how I will post he promised himself. He hoped that Sooz would see that he was a changed man....
--
They embraced again under the covers. The man with A Cut Above his eye had never before felt such a sensation; he wanted to bash a dozen Geelong flogs yet tenderly stroke a white dove all at the same time. So this is what love feels like he said to himself. Although it was crazy, he felt it was natural and what the heart wanted. He asked her and she replied yes with a smile. For the second time that day, there was an engagement in the family.
--
He reached their weatherboard house; the lights were still on in the kitchen. He took a deep breath and walked forward. He felt as if he were walking down the player's race about to do battle. A million things were going through his mind as he reached forward and pressed the doorbell; it chimed with the Norf theme song. Her pudgy silhouette moved through the window as she approached the door. He breathed in as she unlocked the bolt, undid the chain and opened the door.......
To be continued....
I retrospectively added 'not serious' to my flippant bet said in jest about Norf.
I have #impunity.
Peace out
He had finally learnt his lesson. He realised he'd been a damn fool for many, many months on the Bay. The constant grandstanding and attention whoring had finally caught up with him. He had been a dealt a lesson in humility and respect, not too shoot off at the mouth but to be rational and kind in what he posted. To be humble and graceful and not a moaning Tier 5 flog.
He was enlightened, he felt like a new man. He had turned a corner. He just hoped that Sooz would take him back....
--
The man with A Cut Above his eye checked to make sure he had the correct address. He kicked the stand on his motorbike and approached the door. The doormat read "Welcome to the Kingdom of the DaVilly's". Cute the man thought, although he wasn't prone to softening his heart. He clenched his powerful fist and made a hammering knocking sound on the door.
The first thing that struck him about her was her eyes; they were a deep hazelnut brown just like the Hawthorn jumper. She was petite with rich yellow hair that made him again think of the Hawthorn jumper. He could not take his eyes off her, she was stunning.....
--
He kept his head down as he walked on home, frightened about how Sooz might react. What should I say, will she still love me, am I still her Online Pool Assistant? With all these questions reverberating around his head, he didn't notice the Frenchman walking towards him with the initials "J" and "C" on his cufflinks. He accidently clipped the Frenchman's shoulder. He immediately said sorry. The Frenchman smiled and replied "Pardon Monsieur". He smiled back. It felt good respecting people he decided, from now on this is how I will post he promised himself. He hoped that Sooz would see that he was a changed man....
--
They embraced again under the covers. The man with A Cut Above his eye had never before felt such a sensation; he wanted to bash a dozen Geelong flogs yet tenderly stroke a white dove all at the same time. So this is what love feels like he said to himself. Although it was crazy, he felt it was natural and what the heart wanted. He asked her and she replied yes with a smile. For the second time that day, there was an engagement in the family.
--
He reached their weatherboard house; the lights were still on in the kitchen. He took a deep breath and walked forward. He felt as if he were walking down the player's race about to do battle. A million things were going through his mind as he reached forward and pressed the doorbell; it chimed with the Norf theme song. Her pudgy silhouette moved through the window as she approached the door. He breathed in as she unlocked the bolt, undid the chain and opened the door.......
To be continued....
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Decollingwoodising a flog is hard work...
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I'll get you a happy meal tonight, ok?
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DivvyBlues, a few other considerations for tomorrow's streak.
As we all know, tomorrow is going to be a warm one. I mentioned earlier that you will need to slip, slop and slap on those bare white cheeks of yours. The next thing to do is to pre-powder you cracks to prevent chafing during your streak. You can either use the powder or gel options as shown
below:
Good luck friend!
As we all know, tomorrow is going to be a warm one. I mentioned earlier that you will need to slip, slop and slap on those bare white cheeks of yours. The next thing to do is to pre-powder you cracks to prevent chafing during your streak. You can either use the powder or gel options as shown
below:
Good luck friend!
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Calling them Lol Norf probably didn't help your chances of getting Morgs to turncoat.
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It's a warm one and all he's going to want is this:DivvyBlues, a few other considerations for tomorrow's streak.
As we all know, tomorrow is going to be a warm one. I mentioned earlier that you will need to slip, slop and slap on those bare white cheeks of yours. The next thing to do is to pre-powder you cracks to prevent chafing during your streak. You can either use the powder or gel options as shown
below:
Good luck friend!
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Should have gone with Norfingwood.
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With Norf's recent preliminary final problems. It is hard to tell them apart from the Bulldogs.
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Not long to go now. The welcher must detest Waite now.
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Porked is Stevic going to feature.. .
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DaVillaBlues just whip em off and pretend you're a horsey. Noone will even see the tormented flesh on display.
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I hope DivvyBlues has added good dash or two of gin to that Welch's juice to quell any nerves.
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When this is all done and dusted, Sooz may be available.
We'll find you a North girl!
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We'll find you a North girl!
Sooz!
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