Vintage Bay Diary of a Welching Flog - A True Story Containing a Real Life Grand Final Parade Welch

[Beats28772]

OP is a massive phag

 

[Catscratch]

Porked, firstly welcome back mate. As a poster famous for outing morans & giving them their just desserts its important you should know that in your absence Tiggy Tiger AKA PixelTyrez -an old adversary of yours I believe- has renamed has account Catscratch and been caught posting extremely dubious photos of muscular young boys, which has led many of us to suspect one of his pastimes is fiddling.... and I don't mean of the violin kind.

Naturally that's in addition to trying to have sex with his cousin and being unable to change a tyre.

Please leave the bay immediately drop kick, i'm totally sick of you, thank you!

 

[Morganashlee]

Please leave the bay immediately drop kick, i'm totally sick of you, think you!

Are you from NZ, Tiggy?

Think you

 

[Catscratch]

Are you from NZ, Tiggy?

Think you

My keyboard is broken Morgs, getting a new one today.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Please leave the bay immediately drop kick, i'm totally sick of you, think you!

Ha Ha, you're such a toddler sometimes Pixel

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[Porke"d]

My keyboard is broken Morgs, getting a new one today.

As long as D, / and H aren't broken you don't need a new keyboard. Save yourself $30 friend

 

[Catscratch]

As long as D, / and H aren't broken you don't need a new keyboard. Save yourself $30 friend

Welcome back D/H!

 

[A Cut Above]

Are you from NZ, Tiggy?

Think you

Morgs your av will give me nightmares.

 

[boondy]

As long as D, / and H aren't broken you don't need a new keyboard. Save yourself $30 friend

Welcome bick porky . I dont hiv en eh letter if you get my drift iether . Sivs me $30

 

[Wristo_]

Welcome bick porky . I dont hiv en eh letter if you get my drift iether . Sivs me $30

You talking to morgs again?



Back soon, time to polish things!

- wristo_ -

 

[Alfred_]

You talking to morgs again?

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Back soon, time to polish things!

- wristo_ -

Start with your couch

 

[boondy]

You talking to morgs again?

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Back soon, time to polish things!

- wristo_ -

Polish your deck .

 

[boondy]

She was hot in her day

 

[Smeg Head]

One year on the big twist is revealed, DVB and Porked are the same person with multiple personality disorder!

 

[David Schwarz]

One year on the big twist is revealed, DVB and Porked are the same person with multiple personality disorder!

DVB is Reep

 

[Freofalcon]

I'd forgotten all about this one.

Such a good read.

"I'm going to do it"

"No I'm not"

"Yes I am"

"No I'm not, **** you all"

"I've got a headache"

"I don't care what you think of me"

"You are all big meanies"

"Ok, I'll do it"

"No I'm not, **** you Porked"

"Wah Wah"

"I hate you all"

"I'm going to a tittie show"

"I have a tiny doodle"


Good read.

 

[RelaxMax]

I'd forgotten all about this one.

Such a good read.

"I'm going to do it"

"No I'm not"

"Yes I am"

"No I'm not, **** you all"

"I've got a headache"

"I don't care what you think of me"

"You are all big meanies"

"Ok, I'll do it"

"No I'm not, **** you Porked"

"Wah Wah"

"I hate you all"

"I'm going to a tittie show"

"I have a tiny doodle"


Good read.

"Alright. I'm, gonna do it. I'm not even scared"

"Your cholesterol ya fat mole"

 

[NorthernLights]

I'd forgotten all about this one.

Such a good read.

"I'm going to do it"

"No I'm not"

"Yes I am"

"No I'm not, **** you all"

"I've got a headache"

"I don't care what you think of me"

"You are all big meanies"

"Ok, I'll do it"

"No I'm not, **** you Porked"

"Wah Wah"

"I hate you all"

"I'm going to a tittie show"

"I have a tiny doodle"


Good read.

Farken lol, this is what actually happened to a tee

 

[Freofalcon]

Farken lol, this is what actually happened to a tee

I love how he called Porked every name under the Sun and now would crawl over glass to suck his knob.

 

[Benwah83]

Gray Day - didn't you compile a bound pdf version of this magical tale?

Now the thread is back open, it would be good to get that sucker linked into the OP so that future Jane Austen Book Club's can print out a consolidated copy to review in detail

 

[Bayer_]

I think the fred needs to be updated to include this incident:

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...l-chat-thread.1089286/page-3129#post-45158387

Surely there's no obstacle to DVB unwelching and bearing all for the grand final parade to see, given he's now been uploaded feeding the chooks.

 

[Sainter3and7]

Some of that story about DVB having a cyber tug via the internet rings true. But there's one part in particular that I disbelieve. I don't think cousin Sooz would say she lived in Italy.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I'd forgotten all about this one.

Such a good read.

"I'm going to do it"

"No I'm not"

"Yes I am"

"No I'm not, **** you all"

"I've got a headache"

"I don't care what you think of me"

"You are all big meanies"

"Ok, I'll do it"

"No I'm not, **** you Porked"

"Wah Wah"

"I hate you all"

"I'm going to a tittie show"

"I have a tiny doodle"


Good read.

The Welching Flog Abridged.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Ha Ha, you're such a toddler sometimes Pixel

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

So, DVB:

• Barracks for Carltank
• Loves John Elliott
• Flip flops like a politician
• Has a problem with alcohol
• Likes going to the strippers

Gee, who does that remind me of