Backfire Dopey Joe and the Brizzle Bogans vs The Man of Steel (Cripps) and the courageous Carlton Super Heroes

[Chief]

We won the same number of finals as you

By that logic, I've resisted the carnal advances of your postman the same number of times as your Mrs.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You’ve also resisted a flag for what’s soon to be 11,000 days

 

[Chief]

You’ve also resisted a flag for what’s soon to be 11,000 days

Same number of consecutive days the average Pies supporter has resisted a visit to the dentist

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That’s the spirit!!

Who cares if your lunatic coach started TDK on the bench and waited until you were 10 goals down before dragging Kennedy who still finished the game with better stats than Durdin when you can drag out some lame trope and But but Collingwood it all away

 

[Madas]

Most of the Carlton board Regulars are looney tunes
How any sane or logical supporter would want Voss axed after an injury riddled run that would have destroyed most other teams is beyond me.

The kids fought the game out.

Dan Houston is coming to Carlton next season mainly cause of the Vossy connection from Port, and we are getting the talentes Campo Kidd for cheap in the draft

We re-load and go again with a much better club doctor/medical trainer as well

Only sour pusses go down the doom and gloom path. The future is so bright at Carlton, I need to wear shades.

Also lol at those flogs who thought I would have a meltdown.

I handled the game and defeat with majestic dignity and magnanimous grace !

Best of luck to the Lions vs The Oompa Lumpas next week

He’s lost it

 

[Madas]

He lied. He is leaving. Expect an announcement soon after Port's finals exit.

He’s really lost it

 

[Madas]

WE GOT OUR REVENGE ON QUEENSLAND !

Carlton just beat Fold Coast in AFLW with a courageous comeback win !

Darcy Vescio is the Cripps of AFLW. What a leader, what a player !

Someone call an ambulance

 

[Chief]

^ Said Freds were started by CarLOLton flogs celebrating like they’d just cured cancer

But of course you guys didn't care, and your continued attention to those threads proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

 

[Chief]

That’s the spirit!!

Who cares if your lunatic coach started TDK on the bench and waited until you were 10 goals down before dragging Kennedy who still finished the game with better stats than Durdin when you can drag out some lame trope and But but Collingwood it all away

I accept your surrender.

 

[the avoca drover]

Carlolton flogs ringing Gerard Wankley calling for Voss to be sacked, saying his coaching is from the 80’s.
At least Carlolton were successful at footy and cheating in the 80’s so maybe it’s not such a bad thing.
The best caller was “Elmer from The Royal”, he melted real hard.

 

[jannissary]

tbh if carlolton won i'd have provided Elmer_Hauser with an all expenses paid trip to springvale maccas, but alas

 

[JoseMourinho]

tbh if carlolton won i'd have provided Elmer_Hauser with an all expenses paid trip to springvale maccas, but alas

disappointment upon disappointed eh.
First the bummers
Now this.

 

[Pistol Night]

Yes you guys kept invading every single thread to tell everyone you didn't care.

 

[Chief]

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Weird reply when you've been caught out...

 

[Pistol Night]

Weird reply when you've been caught out...

Cant even remember what i did but im sure you're right

 

[frggr]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

But of course you guys didn't care, and your continued attention to those threads proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Oh, we care very much about CarLOLton getting trounced out of finals in the most humiliating fashion possible

 

[springvale_mackers]

tbh if carlolton won i'd have provided Elmer_Hauser with an all expenses paid trip to springvale maccas, but alas

On the contrary, I’ll happily chip in for Elmer_Hauser to go to Springvale maccas and go completely Triggering Tiger chernobyl style.
On these conditions:
1. He has to racially abuse a 14 year old staff member.
2. He has to be decked out in Carlton gear.
3. He has to throw his order on the roof screaming that it’s not halal.

I’ll start the bidding at $100.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

On the contrary, I’ll happily chip in for Elmer_Hauser to go to Springvale maccas and go completely Triggering Tiger chernobyl style.
On these conditions:
1. He has to racially abuse a 14 year old staff member.
2. He has to be decked out in Carlton gear.
3. He has to throw his order on the roof screaming that it’s not halal.

I’ll start the bidding at $100.

 

[springvale_mackers]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Cyclops]

This is all a bit mean, Carlton did well to make finals. It's a good result for them, we should acknowledge it.

That said it fun to bant them a bit.

I'm very happy for Brisbane, they worked hard and snagged the result. Still a long road to the Grand Final but I would love to see them snag this one.

 

[frggr]

This is all a bit mean, Carlton did well to make finals. It's a good result for them, we should acknowledge it.

That said it fun to bant them a bit.

I'm very happy for Brisbane, they worked hard and snagged the result. Still a long road to the Grand Final but I would love to see them snag this one.

Are you alright?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Carlolton flogs ringing Gerard Wankley calling for Voss to be sacked, saying his coaching is from the 80’s.
At least Carlolton were successful at footy and cheating in the 80’s so maybe it’s not such a bad thing.
The best caller was “Elmer from The Royal”, he melted real hard.

Oh puhleaze I never listen to that dweeb Whatley and I

This is all a bit mean, Carlton did well to make finals. It's a good result for them, we should acknowledge it.

That said it fun to bant them a bit.

I'm very happy for Brisbane, they worked hard and snagged the result. Still a long road to the Grand Final but I would love to see them snag this one.

Can't stand that sniper Zorko myself but yes other than him, the Lions are a solid club that have worked their tails off and deserve a flag.

 

[Pistol Night]

Oh puhleaze I never listen to that dweeb Whatley and I

Can't stand that sniper Zorko myself but yes other than him, the Lions are a solid club that have worked their tails off and deserve a flag.

They couldn't even beat us in a granny so its not looking good