So there was a crop-dusting display at the game?
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Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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Cleavy
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no wonder we couldn't score!
DDT can do that!
"OMG from LDU"
If they were at the ground calling they would’ve seen it was a goal.
How many incorrect goal calls this year?
Embarrassing for a billion dollar sport.
How many incorrect goal calls this year?
Embarrassing for a billion dollar sport.
“Looked pretty good from here!!”
What? 800 kms away calling off the tele in the studio in Sth Melb.
You’re a fraud.
What? 800 kms away calling off the tele in the studio in Sth Melb.
You’re a fraud.
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That was only the last line. That passage of play was an acronym salad.
I’ll give him credit for having a quick mind but unfortunately what comes out isn’t really worth hearing.
If I’m listening to music on the weekend there’s a fair chance Dwayne’s calling a game.
Cleavy
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how filthy do you think he is for not being able to call "the Houston Rocket" last night? Or “Houston we have lift off” as they just had on the 3AW clip of the finish.
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“Wanted to see if he put mayo on it, but it was all sandwich that.”
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
He did just manage to say “ I don’t think he has a Houston rocket in him.”
Also heard a “ puts the clutch in” again.
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A few times this weekend when ball is used through the corridor: "right down the staples".
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"tangled up in Blues"
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Could he be a Dylan fan? It might be his one redeeming feature.
Unfortunately it doesn't make his appalling commentary any better.
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Can't believe I just found this thread.
I have found what I was looking for all these years.
I have found what I was looking for all these years.
Within 5 minutes of that he'd also at least 2-3 times referred to Darcy Fogharty as "THE FOG"
That's the good thing about Dwayne, you don't have to watch for long for him to say something that's annoying / lame.
Surely not.
That's bad even for him.
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I thought I heard that a few weeks ago. WTF, it that supposed to be a US football reference? There are no hashmarks in Aus Rules. What a crap way to say they are going through the corridor or whatever he thought he was saying. It's even dumber than 'in the paint'.
What's next? "It's in the back of the net!" when someone kicks a goal?
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YOU BET HE CAN.
Uncle_Leo
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OMG LDU
STFU DYDC
STFU DYDC
If you just joined us, this thread exists. It's Crazy good
I thought I heard that a few weeks ago. WTF, it that supposed to be a US football reference? There are no hashmarks in Aus Rules. What a crap way to say they are going through the corridor or whatever he thought he was saying. It's even dumber than 'in the paint'.
What's next? "It's in the back of the net!" when someone kicks a goal?
If it's from a US sport, it's guaranteed that this assclown will try and use it at some point.
He is consistently, truly horrific.
