Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[strauchanie59]

Ruined the whole GWS vs WCE game...bout 5 minutes in he has a dig at NSW after a holding the ball decision. Went like this "They DO know their footy up here". Total tosser. Many more stupid quotes, can't listen to him

How does Derwayne and Roo get a gig at Foxtel...they are a rabble.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

Great win from GWS, they were sensational today.

Oh wait, they lost by 81?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Great win from GWS, they were sensational today.

Oh wait, they lost by 81?

They won the last quarter, didn't you know?

(After conceding 11 goals in the first quarter but no one will mention that)

 

[Dangas]

"Is there a pot of gold at the end of it" **Player goes for miracle goal** "You bet there is!"

 

[Sprout]

My God it shits me when someone gets caught holding the ball and he says "THAT'S BALL!!!!"

Definitely among his most annoying habits.

Has no-one at any stage suggested to him that he should cease with shit like "ball" and "prior", like he's commentating for his mates down at the pub? Or has he just ignored anyone whose suggested maybe a bit of professionalism?

 

[happy_eagle]

I've noticed that he and alot of commentators will always say in a marking contest

"Player X from 4 deep"
Half the time the player isnt the 4th player in the contest

 

[Paul.]

Definitely among his most annoying habits.

Has no-one at any stage suggested to him that he should cease with shit like "ball" and "prior", like he's commentating for his mates down at the pub? Or has he just ignored anyone whose suggested maybe a bit of professionalism?

I'm ripping off the 12th man saying this, but:

The guy's a dead set ****wit. Wouldn't know shit from shoe polish!

 

[Bluish]

"This is the only time these two sides meet this year due to a quirk in the draw"

Does the **** realize that each side plays only 5/17 others twice?

 

[Confuscius]

"This is the only time these two sides meet this year due to a quirk in the draw"

Does the **** realize that each side plays only 5/17 others twice?

A quirk in Dwayne's contract dictates that he mentions that at least once a week.

 

[Elite Master]

Compared with the muppets on channel 7's Saturday Arvo team, Dwayneo is all of a sudden looking good.

 

[Marklar_33]

Compared with the muppets on channel 7's Saturday Arvo team, Dwayneo is all of a sudden looking good.

Let's not get carried away... Dwayne did call McCarthy "Macaffer"

 

[questionable]

the famous "can get and go" becomes "can gather and gallop" when applied to harry o'brien

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Let's not get carried away... Dwayne did call McCarthy "Macaffer"

...and "Sinclair should be fresh because he was sub last week and didn't have much game time"
Hey Dwayne, Ben Reid was off in the first quarter with a Quad injury

DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

How was the passage of play where he kept calling Collingwood players by their full names (he did it for about six or seven players in a row)? Truly bizarre...

 

[Confuscius]

How was the passage of play where he kept calling Collingwood players by their full names (he did it for about six or seven players in a row)? Truly bizarre...

If I remember that correctly, right in the middle of that passage he said someone's last name only, then kept going with the full names. It was awkward

 

[budge27]

A quirk in Dwayne's contract dictates that he mentions that at least once a week.

It must be because he mentions it every damn week...

Surely someone at FOX must tell him to give this non sensical statement a rest.

 

[cmndstab]

If he gave the complete nonsense phrases a rest it would only serve to highlight how the rest of his statements are only mostly nonsense.

 

[jefffff34]

I just had a look at how the Doug Wade Stand will look...

Look at what one of the lounges is being called...

The end is near.

 

[Bell Ringer]

I just had a look at how the Doug Wade Stand will look...

Look at what one of the lounges is being called...

The end is near.

The 4 horsemen are saddling up their steeds...

 

[JUBJUB]

Neeld and McCartney are in a "Battle of the Bridge" [ex-Ocean Grove coach v ex-Barwon Heads coach] according to DerWayne.No DerWayne,both coached Ocean Grove to 4 premierships each.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Another game full of Choas balls and you could hear a pin drop even though the crowd was vocal chanting Melbourne over and over.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

During the Port vs Collingwood game he said that Schulz was probably the best player Port had ever got from another club as they hadn't had much luck in that department.

Wanganeen, Pickett, Primus, Wakelin and Hardwick can't hold a candle to Schulzy. Thats just off the top of my head.

 

[Dangas]

During the Port vs Collingwood game he said that Schulz was probably the best player Port had ever got from another club as they hadn't had much luck in that department.

Wanganeen, Pickett, Primus, Wakelin and Hardwick can't hold a candle to Schulzy. Thats just off the top of my head.

Rodan even?

 

[Seadog]

Rodan even?

"For those of you watching who are new to the game"

Piss off Dwayne


Ops accidental quote

 

[jefffff34]

During the Port vs Collingwood game he said that Schulz was probably the best player Port had ever got from another club as they hadn't had much luck in that department.

Wanganeen, Pickett, Primus, Wakelin and Hardwick can't hold a candle to Schulzy. Thats just off the top of my head.

Dare say Scotty Cummings has kicked more goals at Port than Schulz.