Hahahaha "little chaos ball", seriously if Russell does start to go completely over the top and exclaim this kind of crap every single possession I reckon I'll actually start to enjoy his calls.
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havent had time to go back through all the posts on this thread, so forgive me if I bring up something already posted, but Dwayne Russell must have his own dictionary.
When did the word "mark" get replaced with "pluck"?
"Nice pluck by Reiwoldt"
"Monfries with a good pluck"
Are we playing footy or preparing dinner?
When did the word "mark" get replaced with "pluck"?
"Nice pluck by Reiwoldt"
"Monfries with a good pluck"
Are we playing footy or preparing dinner?
only heard one "From the paint" yesterday. Just outside 50, no paint in evidence.
Strange thing is that "the paint" in basketball is the key isn't it? Not the area outside the key?
Strange thing is that "the paint" in basketball is the key isn't it? Not the area outside the key?
Dare2beatthebear
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Or his 'On the Buzzer' which I heard in one of his calls on the weekend. It's the siren Dwayne, the siren.
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On a similar theme, Derwayne and a few others (eg. Darcy, Harley, Brayshaw, off the top of my head) have referred to "clunking" the mark... WTF is that all about??? And whoever started that one should be shot.
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He was at his best on Sunday.
Freos first two goals were firestarters and igniters.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
Freos first two goals were firestarters and igniters.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
And if you joined us late Port Adelaide lead this game by 13 points early on.
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Odds are if it's an annoying, shit catchphrase that it was Dwayne who started it.
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Ï love this one.
"They're not in this game, but they're not out of it either"
In reference to the losing side being about 6 goals down in the second half.
"They're not in this game, but they're not out of it either"
In reference to the losing side being about 6 goals down in the second half.
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What's Dwayne like on 3AW? Is he as Cringeworthy as he is on FoxFooty?
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From what I have heard, defintely yes. Across all media.
Just said "From the paint..... Of the fifty."
Definitely reading this thread.
Definitely reading this thread.
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He is a bad guy.
Just called Suckling's kicking at goal copybook. He's not very good.
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Dwayne just can't help himself, Dunstall should have nailed him.
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Ricciuto goes "and it was copybook because he knows where it's supposed to go".
It's infective, I tell you.
Spine-tingling!!!!!!!
We have a new clubhouse leader!
We have a new clubhouse leader!
Why is he saying Bruest weird?
I'm convinced he has learning difficulties.
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I think the placement of the u and e is too much for Dwayne's brain to handle.
Because he is a cawkhead.
Good old Ban-na-na (BT) Firrito
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Honestly this was doing my ****ing head in.
I mena **** me Dunstall was in the box pronouncing it correctly, you'd think he'd catch on considering Jason's position?
But no, he started with Braust and ended up calling him ****ing Brorrst.
Muppet.
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Every time he called his name was like somebody running their fingernails across a blackboard. Why us he the only person to pronounce his name like that? Seriously what a knob he is
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He's doing the Equestrian for the Olympics, and thus missing rounds 18-20. 
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Win win for all! Nobody watches equestrian so he's practically off air for a few weeks.He's doing the Equestrian for the Olympics, and thus missing rounds 18-20.
