Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[budge27]

Bit of gold from Derwayne

“The Suns build of house sticks each season and someone blows it down”

 

[010203]

Half time of the Lions vs Suns - ''The whole footy world is watching''.

 

[PalaceGun]

How long has this buffoon been rolling with “Pipe” and what does it refer to?

 

[jefffff34]

How long has this buffoon been rolling with “Pipe” and what does it refer to?

Dwayne Pipe

 

[SuperMal]

How long has this buffoon been rolling with “Pipe” and what does it refer to?

Dwayne (Drain) Pipe.

I believe it was from the old Gary Lyon MMM radio days.

 

[janty]

If Howie spontaneously combusted would anyone miss him?

The former cricket players he fellates in the booth all summer?

 

[matthew_s]

The former cricket players he fellates in the booth all summer?

They'd just go back to fellating themselves

 

[Cleavy]

If Howie spontaneously combusted would anyone miss him?

the "big man" and the "Superstars" collectively would

 

[Mentallo]

Congrats on rolling out the Berry crushes it line for the umpteenth time d1ckhead.

 

[Mentallo]

I hope you can feel it at home.
The place is a rockin'.

Earth tremor in Sth Melb??

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Keeps calling it an elimination final as well

 

[010203]

Keeps calling it an elimination final as well

He's probably miffed that there's no extra time after tonight's so called Elimination final ended in a draw.

 

[seaweed]

If I wanted to be yelled at I’d just go to work.

I can’t imagine sitting next to him in the commentary box, my ears would be ringing by the end of it

 

[burge13]

If I wanted to be yelled at I’d just go to work.

I can’t imagine sitting next to him in the commentary box, my ears would be ringing by the end of it

So would his when I thump him

 

[Mentallo]

Ya gotta be like Patrick Mahomes!!!

I know people who will be watching this game who will not have a clue who that is dickhead.

 

[Cleavy]

Ya gotta be like Patrick Mahomes!!!

I know people who will be watching this game who will not have a clue who that is dickhead.

 

[Pistol Night]

Ya gotta be like Patrick Mahomes!!!

I know people who will be watching this game who will not have a clue who that is dickhead.

Just remember Dwayne broadcasts to everyone wherever they are in the universe so he has to engage all countries

 

[Barrybran]

Just remember Dwayne broadcasts to everyone wherever they are in the universe so he has to engage all countries

He might sound better if he starts commentating in French

 

[Pistol Night]

He might sound better if he starts commentating in French

I reckon the Pipe screaming in German would be interesting

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Is putting him with Matt Hill to demonstrate the sublime vs the ridiculous?

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

He might sound better if he starts commentating in French

"Oui Oui! He's moving at escargot pace"

 

[Pistol Night]

Is putting him with Matt Hill to demonstrate the sublime vs the ridiculous?

Its like putting Brad Pitt against Clive Palmer in a worlds sexiest man contest

 

[Barrybran]

"Oui Oui! He's moving at escargot pace"

Le shake et bake

Last roll of le dice

 

[Cleavy]

I reckon the Pipe screaming in German would be interesting

Nein!

 

[joe444]

Just now:

"LDU ... OMG!!!"

Cute, but it makes the moment about Dwayne, not the goal.

(ps But I'm kinda admiring his blatant anger at the way htb is being umpired right now. Zero Tolerance Dwayne says: "The umpire was four metres away!")