Official Team Thread East Side Hawks S21 Team Thread - #StayOffTheEastSide

[Wacky Tiger]

Round 9 vs Furies

The Furies. The hapless Furies. In this week we broke our 'away from home' duck against the team that wacky Campaigner left in the off-season, and probably, if we're honest with ourselves, at the same time consigned to perpetual irrelevance. It's a sad state of affairs down at Qunt Rd, but we made the Furies feel welcome and a little better about themselves until we stole away with the 4 points. It's worth noting that Brown Bottle out-posted Wacky. Wacky of course won a lot of free kicks (because he can suck golf balls through a garden hose) although not as many as Doc Colossus, while Brown Bottle gave away another three to maintain his reputation as the SFA's least sociable Qootballer.

Filthy had a dirty day, spending most of it watching the scoreboard from the bench to see how many Miss_Kate could kick. Unfortunately for him it was quite a few. Doc Colonoscopy, Tayl0r and Dagless led the disposal count in a handball happy midfield (160 vs 103), and the Doc and Mr E both managed about 40 posts against a bedraggled opposition. With Filthy distracted TheCuzEffect bagged four and Uncle_Leo three.

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Thanks Sandra

 

[Brown Bottle]

Round 10 vs Wolves

Interesting statistics after 10 rounds:

• We have lost the Tackle count in every match this season so HTFU you campaigners
• We have lost the I50 count in 70% of matches, and we lost one of the matches where we won it
• This match sucked a lot of arse

 

[larrikin]

Nice work BB

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Bout ****ing time BB

EFA

 

[Brown Bottle]

I would like to be benched please Mr Eagle

EFA

 

[Mr Eagle]

Noted.

 

[ClarkeM]

Round 10 vs Wolves

Interesting statistics after 10 rounds:

• We have lost the Tackle count in every match this season so HTFU you campaigners
• We have lost the I50 count in 70% of matches, and we lost one of the matches where we won it
• This match sucked a lot of arse

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Wouldn't worry too much. Inside 50's are the most broken statistic in the sim.

 

[pantskyle]

Ok scamps, I'm back from a short hiatus, jump into our thread this week - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...awks-vs-dragons-ffc-at-waverley-park.1129794/

We really need a win, like super really need a win.

 

[Biggie]

Yeah a win would be great.

 

[larrikin]

Winny McWinface

 

[Wacky Tiger]

 

[pantskyle]

WINS FOR ALL!!!!

 

[Biggie]

 

[Mr Eagle]

Smoking's going to harm my baby???

 

[Biggie]

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Did you say camel toe?

 

[pantskyle]

Quivorir welcome to the Hawks for the remainder of the season, in 24hrs it will be official. Just say in the sign up thread that you are joining us.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Quivorir welcome to the Hawks for the remainder of the season, in 24hrs it will be official. Just say in the sign up thread that you are joining us.

And then it's fairy bread and red cordial for everybody!!!!!!

 

[Brown Bottle]

Well ****

 

[pantskyle]

Yo guys, sadly we lost again, that's like 4 or 5 losses in a row now which means we are in extreme danger of falling outside of the 8 if we lose this week.
Luckily enough we get to play the most in form side in the comp this week... oh dang shit poop.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ast-side-hawks-at-van-cortlandt-park.1130656/

We're boned if we lose. Try not to.

 

[Biggie]

The sim will give us a win when we least expect it

 

[Smartys Power]

The sim will give us a win when we least expect it

We at the Demons have been saying this every week. It's not the case.

 

[Biggie]

We at the Demons have been saying this every week. It's not the case.

I'm not listening!!!

 

[Brown Bottle]

The sim will give us a win when we least need it

EFA

 

[Mr Eagle]

We're due dammit!