Official Team Thread East Side Hawks :: Season 31 :: Festival of the Biggie! Headliner: por_please_ya!

[Chipmunk]

Dark side users;

 

[Biggie]

Even dark people tan, A93.

Confirmed

 

[Agent93]

This whole thing is rather bizarre.

Surely people should know better than to bring up religion, politics and which theme one uses on BigFooty...

"Parmi"

 

[PMBangers]

"Parmi"

You're the worst person

 

[Agent93]

You're the worst person

Nah, those are on the SRP board, which Hate wisely advises to avoid.

 

[por_please_ya]

"Parmi"

I'm very conflicted. You're on the dark side but you say parmi, which is the correct way. Help.

 

[Agent93]

I'm very conflicted. You're on the dark side but you say parmi, which is the correct way. Help.

Let chaos reign.

 

[Agent93]

Hate PhenomenalV1 andleanback Zoops

Every week we put our top 3 (doesn’t have to be in order) for posting into this thread with #larrikinaward . It gets totted up at the end for the end of season awards.

I know Chip's tagged the newbies but the rest of you mob, don't forget your #larrikinaward votes either.

PMBangers Biggie Itsmyshow larrikin Hate Golumless NinjaSwan jackenny Drunkgoliath 11kgm Zoops SM TY24 PhenomenalV1 andleanback eth-dog Shermy por_please_ya Red mist Chipmunk Milera2Betts

 

[Agent93]

Dude!

 

[Chipmunk]

ROUND 1
EAST SIDE HAWKS 12.9 (81) lost to Roys FFC 15.10 (100)
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Welcome to the new season! Agent93 returned with new co-captain Chipmunk to answer the age-old question; will we suffer our usual first round loss? We had new recruits in the form of our new ruckman Hate , the returning PhenomenalV1 and rookies andleanback and Zoops . On the other side Wosh was celebrating our 150th game, returning to the league to line up for the Roys. And newly crowned PMBangers wrote the OPs, reimagining the game in Star Wars form, with the LG gaining sage advice from master larrikin .

It was a close game. por_please_ya for the Hawks scored the first goal, and 9 goals in total were scored in the first quarter. Returner FitzroyRamone was included in the goals for the Roys, whilst Hate himself and fellow returner PhenomenalV1 was in the goals for the Hawks. The Hawks had a lead of 5 points. The game continued goal for goal until 2 goals from fitzroybowiedog gave the Roys a one goal lead at half time.

The third quarter, amazingly, went the same way as the previous two. It was close going goal for goal, until fitzroybowiedog went 1 better. With 3 goals in the late stages of the quarter, the Roys had a 23 point lead. And despite some heroics from Biggie in the final quarter, the Roys secured a valuable 19 point win. fitzroybowiedog ended up on 6 goals.

Biggie accumulated 17 disposals and PhenomenalV1 top scored for us with 3. In a decent defensive effort, PMBangers get 6 tackles and Chipmunk got 5 tackles. We have a lot of positives to take into our next game against the Furies.

Our first goal of the season!

1 : 0 {C} - JackNah_8 wins the tap decisively.
1 : .12 {C} - JackNah_8 assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : .18 {C} - Passes to Supersuns by hand.
1 : .24 {C} - Great tackle by PMBangers.
1 : .3 {lW} - por_please_ya with some space now.
1 : .37 {lW} - That's a monster kick ....
1 : .43 {lW} - por_please_ya splits the sticks.
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6

New rookie andleanback scores his first goal for the Hawks!

2 : 5.02 {rW} - SM looks downfield.
2 : 5.06 {lW} - He handpasses to por_please_ya.
2 : 5.12 {rHFF} - Pumps it long for Biggie.
2 : 5.19 {rHFF} - I can't believe Biggie held on to that. What a mark.
2 : 5.25 {rHFF} - Biggie to send the ball forward.
2 : 5.31 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to andleanback.
2 : 5.37 {lHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
2 : 5.43 {lHFF} - That's a very important six points.
Roys FFC : 4.4.28
East Side Hawks : 6.1.37

PMBangers Biggie Itsmyshow larrikan Hate Golumless NinjaSwan jackenny Drunkgoliath 11kgm Zoops SM TY24 PhenomenalV1 andleanback eth-dog Shermy por_please_ya Red mist Agent93 Milera2Betts

 

[Rioli8217]

imagine losing to the Roys lol.

 

[SM]

imagine losing to the Roys lol.

Imagine being this big a **** head.

 

[Biggie]

imagine losing to the Roys lol.

Don’t have too, it happened.

 

[Rioli8217]

Imagine being this big a fu** head.

imagine caring about a fantasy football league run by a computer.

 

[PMBangers]

imagine caring about a fantasy football league run by a computer.

Weren't you ragging on us for losing a game of Fantasy Football League run by a computer

 

[Zoops]

imagine caring about a fantasy football league run by a computer.

 

[Hate]

imagine caring about a fantasy football league run by a computer.

NaturalDisaster I hope you disclosed this in your application...

 

[Rioli8217]

Weren't you ragging on us for losing a game of Fantasy Football League run by a computer

More of something to stir the pot.

as if I care about qooty, heck idk if i got above or below 60 dt.
you know exactly what i care about

 

[NaturalDisaster]

NaturalDisaster I hope you disclosed this in your application...

Ok i admit it, I am actually an AI system created by Mobbs 5 years ago.

 

[PMBangers]

you know exactly what i care about

your pictures will arrive on the scheduled time your old sleaze

 

[PMBangers]

Ok i admit it, I am actually an AI system created by Mobbs 5 years ago.

And yet you learnt how to make me fall in love

 

[NaturalDisaster]

And yet you learnt how to make me fall in love

I do no understand this human emotion called “love”

 

[SM]

imagine caring about a fantasy football league run by a computer.

Says the bloke posting on said board?

 

[PMBangers]

I do no understand this human emotion called “love”

 

[Agent93]

andleanback with the important steadier in the first. Quality goal.

Big game from everyone, but unfortunately the round 1 curse continued. We've got the Furies this week, and I'll expect Hate to monster his former captain in Tigerturbulance, whilst looking to 11kgm to recapture his form from S30 and slot a few from the pocket.

Based on last weeks team sheets, SM has the responsibility of kicking Rioli8217 in the dick repeatedly. Looking forward to it.