Media Fans left baffled after Swamprat superstar deprived of game time

[Headless]

Fans left baffled after Swamprat superstar deprived of game time
H. Fewer Than

When you think of the Sin City Swamprats, you think of one player: Magus. A fan favourite and undoubtedly the most skilled of all the Rats, Magus has quietly put together a spectacular season, providing the Rats value all over the field.

Practically every week, Magus has outplayed opponents, wowed fans and the opposition alike, and set the league on fire in virtually every way.

Yet, Swamprat leadership has selfishly and tragically declared war against Magus and the league more generally, consistently DEPRIVING their BEST BLOODY PLAYER any sort of genuine game time minutes.

If the Rats are serious about a premiership tilt this season, it's an anodyne conclusion that they simply can't afford Magus starting on the interchange. No longer, no sir.

And so, Rats fans - and certain unnamed league veterans - are campaigning for one thing:

KEEP MAGUS AWAY FROM THE PINE FFS.​

In unrelated news, Magus is currently leading the prestigious HIT CHAMPION™ award, having extended their lead over second-placed Headless in Round 14.

 

[Proper Gander]

Wow!

 

[Proper Gander]

So wait - without cheating and referring back to your excellent interchange thread, Magus is the leader of interchange players yes?

 

[Magus]

I plan to Hit it and keep hitting it, rather than hitting it and quitting it.

 

[Headless]

So wait - without cheating and referring back to your excellent interchange thread, Magus is the leader of interchange players yes?

Interesting that that's what you've taken out of this piece, PG, but yes, Magus is currently leading by three HIT POINTS™, and my All-Sweet FA aspirations simply can't afford them extending their lead any further.

 

[Barrybran]

Hmmm, looks like someone's All-SFA bid is in doubt. I'll give you a shout for emergency when discussions come up.

 

[Headless]

Hmmm, looks like someone's All-SFA bid is in doubt. I'll give you a shout for emergency when discussions come up.

This isn't about me in the slightest, Barry.

 

[Barrybran]

This isn't about me in the slightest, Barry.

 

[jackster83]

Someone's gotta lead our reserves team. Those young Rats can be hard to control.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Fans left baffled after Swamprat superstar deprived of game time
H. Fewer Than

When you think of the Sin City Swamprats, you think of one player: Magus. A fan favourite and undoubtedly the most skilled of all the Rats, Magus has quietly put together a spectacular season, providing the Rats value all over the field.

Practically every week, Magus has outplayed opponents, wowed fans and the opposition alike, and set the league on fire in virtually every way.

Yet, Swamprat leadership has selfishly and tragically declared war against Magus and the league more generally, consistently DEPRIVING their BEST BLOODY PLAYER any sort of genuine game time minutes.

If the Rats are serious about a premiership tilt this season, it's an anodyne conclusion that they simply can't afford Magus starting on the interchange. No longer, no sir.

And so, Rats fans - and certain unnamed league veterans - are campaigning for one thing:

KEEP MAGUS AWAY FROM THE PINE FFS.​

In unrelated news, Magus is currently leading the prestigious HIT CHAMPION™ award, having extended their lead over second-placed Headless in Round 14.

The Swamprats' leadership group has put out the following statement;

To whom it may concern,

Magus is an invaluable late game player as well as a consistent poster. And will remain on the pine until the finals when he will have several hundred+ post match threads and will take a prime position for the finals series*. Also suck shit Headless imagine potentially not winning your own award.

Regards, The Swamprats leadership group

* Magus after you secure your All-SFA bench spot we're looking forward to your increased contribution to match threads!​

 

[Headless]

The Swamprats' leadership group has put out the following statement;

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To whom it may concern,

Magus is an invaluable late game player as well as a consistent poster. And will remain on the pine until the finals when he will have several hundred+ post match threads and will take a prime position for the finals series*. Also suck shit Headless imagine potentially not winning your own award.

Regards, The Swamprats leadership group

*@magus after you secure your All-SFA bench spot we're looking forward to your increased contribution to match threads!

A sad response. Give the league what it deserves with more game time available for Magus Magic.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

A sad response. Give the league what it deserves with more game time available for Magus Magic.

To whom it may concern,

We're resting him up for finals where he will tear it up with his signature MagicMagus™ style of play.

Regards, The Swamprats leadership group​

 

[Barrybran]

My god Smiles, have you got a smaller logo anywhere?

 

[TJASTA]

something about this dude i guess
Regards, The Swamprats leadership group​

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

My god Smiles, have you got a smaller logo anywhere?

Mate we don't even have an LG PM*. We organise B&F nights by carrier pidgoen, Sparkle hand draws the graphics exclusively on A4 paper, FarKern is on the front lines in the Upper Murray Darling, philreich still doesn't know how to turn on a computer and jackster83 just sits around and drinks craft beer


*Ok I lied we have an LG PM. But the truth should never get in the way of a good story

 

[Sparkle]

My god Smiles, have you got a smaller logo anywhere?

That's how it comes out when I draw it on A4, I'm too lazy to scale it down

And ah, I've ran out of white A4 paper at home

 

[Sparkle]

Mate we don't even have an LG PM*. We organise B&F nights by carrier pidgoen, Sparkle hand draws the graphics exclusively on A4 paper, FarKern is on the front lines in the Upper Murray Darling, philreich still doesn't know how to turn on a computer and jackster83 just sits around and drinks craft beer


*Ok I lied we have an LG PM. But the truth should never get in the way of a good story

philreich is very chatty in match threads for someone who can't turn on the computer. I guess that when he does get it on though he posts as much as he can before his walking stick bumps the off button on the tower

 

[TRUMAN#1]

#endthemagusfarce

#freethemagus

 

[jackster83]

philreich is very chatty in match threads for someone who can't turn on the computer. I guess that when he does get it on though he posts as much as he can before his walking stick bumps the off button on the tower

He gets his secretary to do the posting for him.

 

[philreich]

Magus is performing a superb role for us off the bench, so if it ain't broken, we ain't gonna try and fix it.

 

[fumbler]

Yeah.
Bring back MannumPower

 

[Agent93]

Is it may-jus or mah-goose?

 

[eth-dog]

Is it may-jus or mah-goose?

Perhaps it's May-goose or Mah-jus.

 

[Noobz0r]

Who?

 

[Agent93]

Who?

Parmi.