Favourite tv catchphrase

[emuboy]

What are your favourite catchprases from TV shows, either past or present?

Mine would have to be "You stupid boy!", said by Captain Mainwaring to the bumbling Private Pike in most Dad's Army episodes. This would happen both at the Home Guard Meetings, and at the bank where Mainwaring was the Manager and Pike the Office Boy. Dad's Army may have been made nearly 40 years ago, and set more than 60 years ago, but is still one of the funniest shows ever in my opinion.

 

[Little Jerry]

There was different shrinkidge - Seinfeld

 

[JUBJUB]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that" - Seinfeld

"Dumb ass" - Red Forman from That 70's Show

"D'oh" - Homer Simpson

 

[grimlock]

If anyone needs me I'll be in my room

 

[stimpy]

are you avin a laugh

 

[Bomber32]

"Would you believe?" - Get Smart

"Book 'em, Danno" - Hawaii Five-O

"Who loves you, baby?" - Kojak

 

[grimlock]

I have a cunning plan, m'lord.
Smeggin' hell.
Ooooh Betty!
Listen very carefully I shall say zis only once.
Did I do that? *snort snort*
Don't be ridi-cu-los.

 

[stimpy]

knowing me alan partridge knowing you stimpy, ah haa

 

[SunKing]

And..lovin it - Get Smart
Live long and prosper - Star Trek
Marcia Marcia Marcia - Brady Bunch

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

"That's what she said." Michael Scott, The Office

"Question." Dwight Schrute, The Office

"Yada, Yada, Yada." Various characters (primarily Elaine), Seinfeld

"Hello, Newman." Jerry, Seinfeld

"Now there's your problem." Adam and Jamie, Mythbusters

 

[roostersgal4eva]

Missed it by that much! - Get Smart

 

[Ron]

"I know nothing! Nothing!"

 

[trueblue_91]

"That's what she said." Michael Scott, The Office

"Question." Dwight Schrute, The Office

"Yada, Yada, Yada." Various characters (primarily Elaine), Seinfeld

"Hello, Newman." Jerry, Seinfeld

"Now there's your problem." Adam and Jamie, Mythbusters

definitely my favorite

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

When leaving work

-Screw you guys, I'm going home.

 

[Zarrix]

"I pity the fool"

"Thats what She Said"

"Do'h"

 

[Virgil]

I have a cunning plan, m'lord.

knowing me alan partridge knowing you stimpy, ah haa

"Hello, Newman." Jerry, Seinfeld

Missed it by that much! - Get Smart

These four are fantastic .

 

[wally funk]

"did i do that?" - classic!
"norm!" - just barely a catchphrase but a great bit
and of course, "hello, newman..."

 

[Butane]

Anything on Burgo's.

 

[chaddles]

Charlie Harper has some of the best sexist one liners I have ever heard.

Peter Griffin pumps out some beauties too...

 

[TimN]

One that maybe doesn't count as a catchphrase, but that I love:
"You might very well think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

And a couple that definitely count:
"The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world of course."
"Money on the fridge, wog."

 

[CF]

"I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The A-Team")

"The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")

"Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")

"You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")

"Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")

"De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")

"Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")

"The only Gay in the village" (Daffyd in Little Britain)

 

[JUBJUB]

"De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")

Now who doesn't use that line when they see a light plane fly over ?

 

[-VC-]

So many good ones already in here. I'll have more to add later, but the one that jumped out at me, largely because of chaddles avatar:

"I'm Rick James, bitch" - Chapelle's Show

 

[SunKing]

Sit on it - The fonz
Oh...my...god - Janice from Friends
Hey - Nick from Family Ties

 

[-VC-]

A few from Arrested Development:

"I've made a huge mistake." - mainly GOB, but assorted others
"Don't call it that." - Michael
"Her?" - mainly Michael, but assorted others
"C'MON!" - GOB
"Marry me!" - Mayby
"I'M A MONSTER!" - Buster