Official Team Thread Fighting Furies Season 28 - CONGRATS TJASTA

[JackBero]

Wacky Tiger can I be your plus one? I know you'd be placed down the back which conveniently is near the exit (just in case).

wakcy doesent get a plus one

 

[TJASTA]

Next: The Claw of Fame​

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Next: The Claw of Fame​

$5 Hate tells you that you ****ed up and picked the wrong dude

 

[TJASTA]

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In order to be eligible for the Claw of Fame, one must have played 150 games, or become a captain of the club. They can also be inducted by winning three or more Furies awards.

This season inductee is a first for the club, as he will be the first non-Richmond poster to receive this honour. Before joining the Furies in season 18, he played at the Baghdad Bombers (Season 8-9, 13-15, 17) and Dragons FFC (Season 10-12). His best at the Furies was when he won the rfctigerarmy award in Season 20, which was a premiership season. And even now when he's not as active, he still sends his cheers whenever he has time. The Season 28 Claw of Fame is going to Shadow Man.

Best stats and achievements:
Games: 348 (180 at the Furies), Goals: 220, Dragons FFC B&F (Season 11), 2x ant555 Medal (Season 13, 14), All-SFA (Season 14), Premiership Player (Season 20), rfctigerarmy Award (Season 20).​

 

[TJASTA]

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ROUND 14
Fighting Furies vs West Coast Wonders


The only thing worse that putting up with the no show snoozefest that is the Barrybran Gumbies one man band of boredom and death is the bunch of bathwater drinking self fellating knob jockeys that is the WONDERS.

So what happened this week? Well we lost and its the WONDERS, so I cant be f’ed reliving the match thread. that said, my post in the thread that week pretty much summed it up:

[TJASTA] You are dead man walking

U2tigers has nothing left other than copy pasta shit he gets from the hawks

Tarkyn_24 is still on his eternal quest for relevance and for people to give a flying fu** about him

JackNah_8 is liking posts here because she has accepted that noone gives a flying fu** about her

JackBero is our temp leader, but he's done jack shit so far. I'm impressed

ChappyUK did a shart, but he thinks noone noticed

FIGHTING FURIES : 15.4.94
WEST COAST WONDERS : 15.18.108

TOP PLAYERS
This Is Anfield - 9 marks 32 disposals 2 goals (119 DT)
ChappyUK - 6 marks 29 possies (99 DT)
Shadow Man - 14 hitouts 23 disposals 6 tackles (93 DT)

TOP POSTERS
TJASTA 52
JackBero 45
Ned_Flanders 42

VOTES:
This Is Anfield 8
TJASTA 7
JackBero 5
ChappyUK 2
Ned_Flanders 1
Shadow Man 1​

 

[TJASTA]

By TJASTA

In round 15, we played the Bears in India or something and stuff. I can’t remember this week at all and stuff. I think something happened, but I was away or something and stuff. Anyway, we won by four points and stuff. JackBero played well in the guts and stuff. Carson Dial and Edmund hunt also played well and stuff. Wacky Tiger did nothing and stuff.

VOTES:
JackBero 9
Tigerturbulance 8
Carson Dial 3
Ned_Flanders 3
Edmund hunt 1​

 

[ChappyUK]

#notwinning

 

[TJASTA]

By Ned_Flanders

The interim captaincy of death continued, as I led you flogs into finals. Our last obstacle was the Gumbies with the pulse that are the Dragons. So what happened this week?

TJ returned to the SFA, I banned him from quitting the Furies and perma-benched him, and Elton Johns Wig had an epic melt about me being a bigger a-hole than Molly Meldrum after mardi gras.

and noone gave a shit about this game.

DRAGONS FFC : 13.7.85
FIGHTING FURIES : 22.11.143

TOP PLAYERS
Tigerturbulance - 7 tackles 26 possies (100 DT)
Hate - 5 marks 19 disposals 2 goals (84 DT)
ChappyUK - 5 marks 22 possies 2 goals (81 DT)

TOP POSTERS
Ned_Flanders 54
JackBero 44
Tigerturbulance 31

VOTES:
Tigerturbulance 10
Ned_Flanders 5
JackBero 4
Hate 3
Carson Dial 1
ChappyUK 1​

 

[Dingster]

#notwinning

I know how you feel Chappy. Wacky Tiger has left me waiting outside the front of Kittens and the nice girl is trying to charge me a $200 entrance fee.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

#notwinning

You might not have won anthing today but you get to have a pint with tigerturbulance on tuesday, thats better than anything on offer here

 

[Barrybran]

I know how you feel Chappy. Wacky Tiger has left me waiting outside the front of Kittens and the nice girl is trying to charge me a $200 entrance fee.

Jesus. What is she charging you entrance to? Or should I not ask that question?

 

[TJASTA]

The Season 28 rfctigerarmy Award: 3rd place


JackBero (59 VOTES)​

 

[Dingster]

Jesus. What is she charging you entrance to? Or should I not ask that question?

Dunno mate but I mentioned Wacky Tiger and now there's two girls trying to hit me up for $400.

 

[TJASTA]

The Season 28 rfctigerarmy Award: 2nd place


Carson Dial (61 VOTES)​

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I know how you feel Chappy. Wacky Tiger has left me waiting outside the front of Kittens and the nice girl is trying to charge me a $200 entrance fee.

Take your hand off my mum's arse flog!!!!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I know how you feel Chappy. Wacky Tiger has left me waiting outside the front of Kittens and the nice girl is trying to charge me a $200 entrance fee.

That will be sucksuck Suzie; let her know your a friend of mine

She wont drop the price, but she wont charge extra for the ice and rubber glove

 

[Dingster]

Take your hand off my mum's arse flog!!!!

I didn't have cash so I went with the credit card.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

The Season 28 rfctigerarmy Award: 2nd place

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Carson Dial (61 VOTES)​

I wouldn't have voted for him if I saw him in that shitty wa jumper

 

[Barrybran]

I wouldn't have voted for him if I saw him in that shitty wa jumper

Come on now, that avatar is a work of art.

 

[TJASTA]

And now ladies, gentlemen and whatever the **** Tigerturbulance is. Please raise your goon bags for the winner of the Season 28 rfctigerarmy Award:



TJASTA (79 Votes)​

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The Season 28 rfctigerarmy Award: 3rd place

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JackBero (59 VOTES)​

Great effort in your rookie season

 

[Barrybran]

Dunno mate but I mentioned Wacky Tiger and now there's two girls trying to hit me up for $400.

You should consider yourself lucky. More people involved usually means a higher rate per person.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

And now ladies, gentlemen and whatever the fu** Tigerturbulance is. Please raise your goon bags for the winner of the Season 28 rfctigerarmy Awards:

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TJASTA (79 Votes)​

You spelt my name wrong

 

[TJASTA]

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[Ned_Flanders]

Well done TJASTA in a tough year he had a great season

While he may be a shit bloke, have no friends, and a qooty legacy that is up there with This Is Anfield , he was a better captain than NaturalDisaster

Well done mate, now empty your office - the reign of King Turbo starts now!!!