First Elimination Final - West Coast vs. North Melbourne

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2 easy

Aaaaaaahhhh! 2 easy (Shao Khan voice)

 

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Must say Darling is an absolute ripper.

Date ripper, to be exact.

 

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Home final after not finishing in the top 4, perfect Perth conditions and home team dominating backed by the sickening bias of their fans. No wonder West Coast are hated.

Lighten up, snookems.

 

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Darling have my babies.

Denied. North are already coming. No need for you too.

 

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Did the Eagles cherrsquad turn up at the airport with cue cards to sing to the arriving North players?

Don't need cue cards when the song consists of one word - "booooooooooooo!"

 

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North never recovered from the shellacking Freo gave them it seems..we broke their spirits

...as well as their sphincter muscle.

 

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Jack Darling is brilliant. 51 goals so far for the year in his second year. Superb effort.

How can this be!? According to Pav4AA, Darling is a poor man's Ashley Hansen.

 

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He's gone. Start making plans without him.

You said Kennedy wasn't playing either. We'll take your opinion with a truckload of salt and wait and see.

 

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Anyone else want to smack that flog in the betting ad who dances like a complete tosser?

I told my wife that I want to punch that dude in the head.

 

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Norf.... wow pathetic. This is a massive boost for the eagles they can go deep.

WC already got past the sphincter and the rectum, they may well just make their way into the intestine.

 

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North won the free kicks by 6.

Royal inquiry needed.

The BOOOOOOOO factor was taken out of the game early.

I told my wife that I want to punch that dude in the head.

By Christ, what sane woman would marry a tosser like you?

Did she come with a puncture kit?

 

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The BOOOOOOOO factor was taken out of the game early.



By Christ, what sane woman would marry a tosser like you?

Did she come with a puncture kit?

Unlike you, I got a wife because I haven't locked myself in my mum's basement over many years.

Btw, your many tears splattered across BF after WC bent over your mob was amusing. I especially like your views on the Collingwood board - so much offended.

 

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Unlike you, I got a wife because I haven't locked myself in my mum's basement over many years.

Yeah well you will have to find another one once this one learns to speak english.

 

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Yeah well you will have to find another one once this one learns to speak english.

Did you get your sphincter sown up yet? Such angst and offended amuses me because it's still getting to you all this time later. I hope your own hand is consoling for you when you're lonely.

 

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Cool happy snap of yours, HTB. That wanky try-hard beard is so Jarvis Cocker. Get your mum to buy you a shaving kit next time she does the shopping. Get her to buy some Vaseline for you too.