Footballer Banned for Life

[choo]

MRP
number 2s activation
low impact
High contact
Reckless

 

[blaze036]

How is this worth a life ban?

Joke that this guy gets a life ban but steven baker the SNIPER can play

 

[Vapor]

Deserves to be feeling down in the dumps

 

[blaze036]

Pretty shitty way to ruin a day tbh

 

[Squibbs]

Yucky

 

[jiphoc]

Well at least he gave a sh!t about the game..... sorry leaving now.

 

[JUBJUB]

Totally
Un-Australian
Reaction
Dude

 

[dmc333]

Must have been quite an enamanic spectacle.

 

[Mateyman]

Sort of thing I could imagine one of our annoying cricketers doing...
if they ever got the runs

 

[Defacto]

finally a performance to rival jack watts

 

[Hollow Knight]

He called the shit "poop"!

 

[Magma]

well that's one way to live your life i guess. smearing shit on doors.

probably went and painted the town brown afterwards.

 

[bignick]

Shit just got real.

 

[Herbs]

Blame Eric Cartman's custom revenge company.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Umpire afeceation round amirite?

 

[Chewy]

Gutsy move to give him a life ban.

If someone reacts to a questionable free kick by wiping his own shit all over the umpire's door, what the hell is he gonna do to the guy who rubs him out forever?

 

[Ahern2Boof]

Is it too late to make a shit-related pun?

 

[Chewy]

Is it too late to make a shit-related pun?

You've got time to squeeze one out

 

[BananaOnTheRun]

You've got time to squeeze one out

he needs to work one out with a pencil first, some of the aforementioned shit jokes are a bit on the nose.

 

[Old Spice]

poo

 

[Keys]

Two umps one cup

 

[Jaffa Fan]

What a relief.

 

[Sanecow]

Terrible decision. This just gives him more free time to smear poop everywhere. Where's the sense in that?

 

[Those]

Apparently it was just a joke, he was trying to use self-defecating humour.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Whats the problem anyway? I thought maggots liked poop.