Funniest chants--Any league

[raboyle]

In response to the post about the supporters banners and signs, here is a post about supporters group chants.

At my local club, which is SANFL's Central Districts, has been known to create some really funny (and annoying to opposition supporters ) chanting. They are probably the most vocal.

The most well known chants is how they take Beatles song 'Hey Jude' and replace 'Jude' with 'Centrals' and continuous chanting of 'Ceeeentralllls...Ceeeeentrallllls!"

Another thing the supporter group likes to do is sing 'Singing in the Rain' when it starts to rain.

One that is usually directed at opposition players is this one, where the player's name is said twice then they sing:

'He's drunk, he's bent...his arse is up for rent!'

Oh and the more known one: 'You Dogs, You Dogs, You Dogs!!'

Well that is enough from me. How about you?

 

[Portia]

Centrals are pretty funny.

Only interesting one I've heard at a Power match was at the Kangaroos vs Port final at the MCG in 1999......sections of the crowd chanting "SYDNEY".....this being shortly after they signed their deal to play games at the SCG. Apart from that, its all POW-ER

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

This is popular with the cheer squad.
Said after the opposition kicked a point:

"Are they good?
Are they good?
Are they any bloody good?
No there not!
No there not!
All their players should be shot! BANG!"

sounds great with the whole cheer squad chanting it.

 

[Top Dog]

Blackburn chant

I heard this last year......

Oooh w*nky w*nky
w*nky w*nky w*nky w*nky wanderers

also.......

Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
The Blackburn Rovers
We are supreme
We'll never be mastered
By no Burnley bastards
We'll keep the blue flag flying high

 

[nolsey77]

Funny ones

Here is some i have heard
Daryl Strawberry, Baseballer tested positive for cocaine three time in five years and has been busted numerous times for Possession.
They played COCAINE when he came out to bat at some ball parks.

Every time David Beckham plays away games the old "posh spice takes it up the arse " gets a good run.

 

[i_luv_westcoast]

Hey TopDog was that West Bromwich Albion with the wanderers chant. Both teams hate each other. Anyway come on WBA, lets get up to the Premier League this year.

Best chant at a football game has to be..... Carey's a Wan*er.

 

[Shinboners]

"You can shove your England up yer arse!"

and

"Argentina! Argentina! Argentina!"

Manchester United fans during the season after Beckham got sent off vs Argentina and was booed everywhere by opposition fans.

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by i_luv_westcoast
Hey TopDog was that West Bromwich Albion with the wanderers chant. Both teams hate each other. Anyway come on WBA, lets get up to the Premier League this year.

Oh my...

I will be honest here and say that if West Brom made the EPL, I'd go for them over Man Utd.

I have gone for Man Utd since 1990, but I really go for West Brom...and I know there aren't many that do!

The Hitman

P.S. Don't think I'm jumping off my beloved Manchester United though...

 

[i_luv_westcoast]

Hey Hitman, I thought i was the only WBA fan in Australia. Man Utd as well, thats kewl. Why do you support WBA? I support them because my Uncle is their kit manager, whatever that means. He has been at the club for 40 years or so, he was an apprentice at the club but didn't make it as a player.

 

[M29]

I forget the Teams names and player involved. But one goalkeeper, lets call him John Smith, revealed he had schizophrenia in his autobiography. Then this chant started
"There's only two John Smith's"
"There's only two John Smith's"
"There's only two John Smith's"

Amusing, but cruel.

I also like,
"Your so **** it's unbelievable" clap clap.

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by i_luv_westcoast
Hey Hitman, I thought i was the only WBA fan in Australia. Man Utd as well, thats kewl. Why do you support WBA? I support them because my Uncle is their kit manager, whatever that means. He has been at the club for 40 years or so, he was an apprentice at the club but didn't make it as a player.

Kit manager would look after their uniform...

I go for them basically because I liked their name, and because an Uncle of mine got me onto them back in the early nineties. I always look at their results, although it can be painful sometimes...

The Hitman

 

[i_luv_westcoast]

Yeh the results can be bad. Had a great year just gone. This year there fighting for a top 6 birth to reach the playoffs. There website is www.wba.co.uk if your interested.

 

[larry buaile]

Originally posted by M29
I forget the Teams names and player involved. But one goalkeeper, lets call him John Smith, revealed he had schizophrenia in his autobiography. Then this chant started
"There's only two John Smith's"
"There's only two John Smith's"
"There's only two John Smith's"

The chantee in question was Andy Goram, Glasgow Rangers goalkeeper and the chanters were Glasgow Celtic.

 

[Timbermerchant]

Two from the English Premiership

Emmanuel Petit of Arsenal used to get this chant

"He's French, He's Slick, His name's a porno flick, Emanuelle, Emanuelle"

Or When Eric Cantona, shortly after transferring from Leeds to United (after rumours he was having an Affair with Lee Chapmans wife Leslie Ash) went to play at Leeds for United, this song was sung by the United fans.


"He's French, He's flash, He's fu<king Leslie Ash, Cantonaaa, Cantonaaaah"

Chapman must have been fuming on the bench.
deadly

 

[Rocco Jones]

I like Villa's chant- "there's only Juan Pablo Angel"

 

[The Hitman]

"He's fat, he's sh*t, he's really, really unfit...Ronaldo, Ronaldo..."

I heard it in a few internationals back before WC '98.

The Hitman

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Timbermerchant
Or When Eric Cantona, shortly after transferring from Leeds to United

After Eric was sold to Manchester United by the Sheepshaggers, at the next match at Helland Road between the two clubs, the United fanzines arranged to have all these "Dear Leeds, thank you for Eric, love United" letters to be distributed amongst the Reds. They were folded into paper aeroplanes and thrown to the Leeds fans.

 

[Rooboy 96]

Originally posted by Porthos
Only interesting one I've heard at a Power match was at the Kangaroos vs Port final at the MCG in 1999......sections of the crowd chanting "SYDNEY".....this being shortly after they signed their deal to play games at the SCG.

Fu(k that must have been hillarious (it was for us the first 27000 times we heard it)... almost as funny as the scoreboard that day...

 

[Rooboy 96]

Originally posted by i_luv_westcoast
Best chant at a football game has to be..... Carey's a Wan*er.

You must be easily amused... like those Saints fans at half time of the 98 Night Grand Final...

 

[Rocco Jones]

You are so defensive Rooboy 96.

 

[Gonzo]

England playing Germany

"Two world wars and one world cup"
"Na Na Na Na Ooh!!"

Cheers

Gonzo

 

[Jamie]

WBA***** Hitter! I'm losing respect

The only good thing to come out of West Brom was Steve Bull - 300 odd goals for Wolves, England international and perhaps one of the last players with true club loyalty in England. All for about 50,000 pounds!

 

[Macca19]

Originally posted by raboyle
continuous chanting of 'Ceeeentralllls...Ceeeeentrallllls!"

Oh and the more known one: 'You Dogs, You Dogs, You Dogs!!'

Well that is enough from me. How about you?

you find those two chants funny????

well your easily amused!

 

[The Starchild]

Originally posted by The Hitman


Oh my...

I will be honest here and say that if West Brom made the EPL, I'd go for them over Man Utd.

I have gone for Man Utd since 1990, but I really go for West Brom...and I know there aren't many that do!

The Hitman

P.S. Don't think I'm jumping off my beloved Manchester United though...

Let's get this straight, Hitman you've supported Manchester freakin United since 1990??? Oh ok, thats 11 years ago mate, so how old were you when you started supporting them then, 4?

Jeez thats grinds me, I follow United too but I'm 30 and followed them since the mid 80's when I hated Liverpool and just wanted to follow a team with more supporters than they did. Anyway as a United fan I can say that I've been to Old Trafford a few times, seen them play also at Highbury, Villa Park and Wembley against Newcastle in the FA Cup.

Did you know that 98% of Manchester United supporters around the globe have never seen them actually play a game? I do not get how you can use the term "my beloved Manchester United" when you've probably never seen them play!

 

[OutKast]

Ok in keeping with the English Premier League chants let's get a few anti-Liverpool chants on board (Parental Guidance may be recommended)...

Tune: the famous Liverpool anthem "You'll Never Walk Alone"
Sign on, sign on,
With hope in your heart,
'Cos you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job.

He's short,
He's scouse,
He'll rob your fu(king house,
Michael Owen,
Michael Owen

United, United, rah rah rah,
City, City, ha ha ha,
Leeds, Leeds, baa baa baa,
Scousers, Scousers, where's my car?

Tune: "You are my Sunshine"
You are a Scouser, An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy, On Pension day.
Your mum's out thieving, Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take, My hubcaps Away.


And some for specific Man United players...

Once Again to the Tune: "You Are My Sunshine"
You are my Solskjaer, My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy, When skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer, Was fu(king dearer,
So Please don't take, My Solskjaer Away.....

Tune: "Winter Wonderland"
There's only One David Beckham,
Only one David Beckham,
He went to the World Cup,
And fu(ked it up,
Beckham is a fu(king superstar.

Tune: "My Old Man's A Dustman"
Dwight Yorke he is magic, He wears a magic hat,
He came to see Old Trafford, And he said "I fancy that",
He didn't stay at Villa, For fear that he'd be shot,
He came to Man United, And he won the fu(king lot!

Originally posted by The Starchild

Did you know that 98% of Manchester United supporters around the globe have never seen them actually play a game? I do not get how you can use the term "my beloved Manchester United" when you've probably never seen them play!

Mate go to the English Football Board to the thread titled "More reasons to like Wolves (and bag Man.Utd)..." and you'll see this argument has well and truly been done.