Funniest crowd comment you have heard at a Lions game

[mikey127]

Should be some rippers here.

Usually I'm not this self indulgent but I'll kick out off with one of my own

Round 1 2012 v Melbourne at the G. Mitch Clark drops a mark and I yelled out "If it was a pay cheque you wouldn't have dropped it"

 

[Haso]

One of the funniest that I have heard was during the St Kilda game at the gabba this year. It was at a moment when Milne was looking to pass the ball off. This, uh, is not the forum on which to repeat what was said though.

 

[Harris Specter]

There'll be a fair few brilliant ones next year, this I can guarantee. Mostly revolving around mummy, spaghetti bolognese, golf, culture etc;.

One of the funniest that I have heard was during the St Kilda game at the gabba this year. It was at a moment when Milne was looking to pass the ball off. This, uh, is not the forum on which to repeat what was said though.

Haha exactly what I had in mind.

 

[Lace Out]

Polks took a mark - "What are you doing out there Polks,been washing Vossy's car have ya ?"

Hilarious.

 

[Elixuh]

Had a few great ones.

Someone during the Kangas game this year at half time when we were down by a considerable amount yelled out, "hey lions, if you squint hard enough they look like Geelong".

 

[Cousin Jed]

Kick itttttt

 

[Haso]

Kick itttttt

No don't kick it sideways! Kick it forward!

Aah, who was that to?!

 

[possum8]

I remember one i heard ages ago when Johnstone was playing for us
"Johnstone you look like Sampson, play like Delilah"

 

[Bucking Beads]

Somebody kept yelling out " You're a Pelican" to Mitch Clark at a NAB Cup game at Metricon a few years ago.

 

[James North]

"50 points Brisbane ... ya bloody hopeless!!!!"
"Nice slingshot Brisbane ... may as well get off the ground!!"
"Caarnn the Catterssss"

Brisbane v Geelong, Rd 13 2013.

Wasn't really funny until the game was over ... but it was worth the wait.

 

[Mr Ripper]

That time some bloke behind was reading Tairy's tweets out loud. And this was in the pre-mango days.

 

[Skoob]

Kick itttttt

BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

[Skoob]

Think i posted in the review thread of the day, pretty sure it was at the 'Miracle on Grass";
Motlop follows the ball over the boundary as a result of a poor pass.
Crowd was chockers with kiddies.
Motlop: "F ****"
Crowd:"LANGUAGE"

 

[patfullfankezz]

Gold Coast game at Metricon. I can't remember for the life of me what we started singing, but there was quite a bit of cheesy 80's songs getting a run.

 

[Haso]

I posted a story from Miracle on Grass. In the second miracle of the year, I actually found the post.

Story time:

I was sitting at the fence in section 31 GA. I had a Lions family to my right and a Geelong family to my left. The Cats family had what I think was probably a 10 year old, decked out in full Cats gear, Cats NewEra cap, etc.

Around the middle of the 3rd a similarly aged Lions supporter boy came down to watch from the fence, standing next to Cats boy. Cats boy became VERY excited at the 52 point gap, and got, seriously, ALL up in this Lions kids face. Told him that they would go 'Bang, and then bang, and then bang, and then bang, and then we'll be 100 points ahead!"

By the time the 4th quarter rolled around the Steve J kicked his crumbing goal, he did his best approximation of Irish dancing right up in this Lions kids grill. If he was an adult it would have been obnoxious, but really it was just adorable.

Then the goals kept coming. Our section was quite noisy with Lions supporters, and seemed to be quite overbearing for the poor little Cats guy. Covered his ears, red face. Goals kept coming and coming. Beamer, Richy, etc. During the Miracle on Grass moment, I looked over and the family was gone...

Must have wanted to beat the traffic.

 

[patfullfankezz]

Actually, I remember one from 2009, our come-from-behind win against port at the Gabba (we really need to stop coming from behind, people will start talking...).

There was one port nong who was carrying on in the beginning of the game, waving his scarf, giving us crap, generally being obnoxious. You can imagine the glee on our faces when he sat stony-faced and arms folded at the end of the game. Up yours port!

 

[borrat]

Actually, I remember one from 2009, our come-from-behind win against port at the Gabba (we really need to stop coming from behind, people will start talking...).

There was one port nong who was carrying on in the beginning of the game, waving his scarf, giving us crap, generally being obnoxious. You can imagine the glee on our faces when he sat stony-faced and arms folded at the end of the game. Up yours port!

ah yes i was at that game to was staying at surfers and caught the train from there to brisbane what a night that was i remember how bad the umpires where that night

 

[Chasing the Dream]

At a game Razor was umpiring. Boundary throw in and he ended right in front of us.

"Hey Razor, try giving Centerlink a call, I hear you can get a pension for being a midget"




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[Chasing the Dream]

My favourite from a 1996 game when boundary umpires wore powder blue.

"Hey boundary, that's what you get for washing your whites with your colours"




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[karix]

Old school harassment of Fraser Gehrig when we sat behind the goals with constant heckling through the night that reached it's peak when 200+ blokes ended up breaking into song: 'Gehrig takes it up the a** do-dah do-dah.. Gehrig takes it up the a** all the do-dah day.'

The went on with it too.. the whole rendition, Gehrig turns around to fume at the unwashed masses and Mal Michael takes the opportunity to laugh at him and give him a solid bump. Good times.

 

[Pacman82]

Standing in the outer at Vic Park, the last game there where we beat them, hearing the unmistakable sound of chunder hitting the pavement from about 5 rows behind.

 

[western royboy]

12 min mark of the 3rd Quarter - 2003 GF a Lions supporter is located in standing room with a mate surrounded by filth supporters. As reality dawns on him he breaks into a chorus of the Rose Tattoo classic - "We can't be beaten" - Filth supporters acknowledge the reality and begin turning on their team and each other - priceless.

 

[patfullfankezz]

Actually one of the funniest moments I can think of had nothing to do with footy at all - remember Browny taking out a car?

 

[Scubaveg]

Start of second quarter against the crows a few years back when Toyota had just put the wide body Camry on the market. Huge Crows runner shuffles out to attend to player....crowd comment "there's an advertisement for the new wide body Camry right there". I laughed.


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[lionshine]

I remember when Kepler Bradley took a speccy at the Gabba a few years back and some old bloke with a Lions scarf yells out in frustration: "F***ing grasshopper"