Funniest crowd comment you have heard at a Lions game

[Skoob]

Didn't Angus get caught singing ABBA when he stood down?

Demetriou - I was defeated, you won the war
Demetriou - promise to love you for ever more

If you re-watch the video of him joining in the players' circle after that game, you can read his lips;
Sacked that Voss,
head of steam,
you are the Angus team, ooh yeah.

 

[Haso]

 

[mikey127]

Being off season time to throw some more in.

2014 NAB cup v Hawthorn Polkinghorne was on the bench and a security guard near by. 'Hey security there is a spectator invading the playing arena, the guy in the 31 jumper'

 

[RedmanWasHere]

One Lions- Geelong game Ling comes out of the middle and ignores Mooney's lead.

My comment was "There is Mooney down there sounding like a Chinese ABBA recital"

This brought me many quizzical looks from my mates, at which point I jumped to me feet, started stepping side to side and pumping my arms while singing (to the tune of ring ring)

"Ling, Ling why don't you give me the ball.
Whoa Ling, Ling did you not see me at all."

One mate just put his head in his hands while the other started sliding seats away from me.

Some people don't appreciate spontaneous comic genius.

Top shelf gold there.

 

[GumbyRules]

In the mens toilets about 50 guys... one asked has anybody got the time. Quick as a flash i said sorry mate ive got my hands full.. howls of laughter ensued. Other guys said i wished i thought of that reply...

 

[James North]

Some idiot sitting a few seats down from me standing up and yelling "Hey Doherty, ya Mum called - dinner's ready!" as Doc came on the Gabba in Carlton colours for the first time.

The same idiot yelling "DROP IT" to opposition players on the wing going for an uncontested mark and it working fairly regularly.

 

[Back2Back2Back]

My favourite goes back a few years now, when we were ripping the Saints apart at the Gabba. Somewhere up to the back left of where I sit (section 67, so maybe 68? 69?) a group starts to sing "OH WHEN THE SAINTS, GET DONE AGAIN, OH WHEN THE SAINTS GET DONE AGAIN... OH HOW I WANT TO BE AT THE GABBA, WHEN THE SAINTS GET DONE AGAIN!"

We promptly lost our shit.

Pretty sure that was the same group that came up with the "One Daniel Bradshaw" and "Glory Glory it's Fevola" chants too? Classics.

 

[snooplions]

We had a group of eagles supporters sitting next to us when Fevola played his first game for us against West Coast at the Gabba. And as he was lining up for a shot at goal one of them yelled out "Don't worry Lions supporters, if he misses the ball with his foot it'll still hit his chin!". Laughed hard.

 

[Jman78]

Unrelated to AFL, but at Gabba for ashes a couple of years back and the crowd was doing the "Hey Ashley give us a wave" when Ashley Giles was fielding in the deep. Anyway he didnt wave and crowd was getting rowdy and drunk as evening session by then, so they changed the chant from "Hey Ashley give us a wave" to "Ashley's a girls name" in a long drawn QLDer accent.... it was gold. Sounds better if you chant it in your head too...

 

[mikey127]

Round 2 last year v North Christensen gets the ball and a Lions fan yells out 'ya must be good Geelong haven't won a game since you left (they had list both there opening games).


Later that game we're 10 goals+ down and playing like rubbish. Dayne Beams gets the ball another Lions fan yells out 'ya must be good Collingwood have only beaten us since you left'

 

[brizrider]

'Hey Nick (Reiwoldt), stop texting my mum!'

 

[Davemonkey]

'Hey Nick (Reiwoldt), stop texting my mum!'

As N. Riewoldt lined up to goal prior to the Suns kicking off and the speculation he might head that way the chant went up in Section 18:
"Gollld Coaast! Gollld Cooast!"

 

[Milux]

At a game Razor was umpiring. Boundary throw in and he ended right in front of us.

"Hey Razor, try giving Centerlink a call, I hear you can get a pension for being a midget"




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No wonder the little zhit hates us.

 

[Navi]

Before the Freo game at Subi last year, I heard some mother telling her son that they were going to send the Lions home crying, smashing us the way St Kilda had smashed Essendon earlier that day. I wonder what she was thinking come quarter time?

That same mother also spent a good few minutes detailing how Rich would be playing at Fremantle this year. It was fairly hard to contain my laughter, to say the least!

 

[mikey127]

Not an AFL one but Storm v Broncos just after Fokau had gone to GWS and K Hunt to suns the Storm fans started chantong 'your just an AFL feeder team' to the Broncos.

 

[JTW3553]

Fitzroy v Geelong early 90's? Kardinia Park. I remember 3 specific things about this game.
1. Richard Osbourne kicked a goal in the first 30 seconds and I got excited for an upset.......
2. We got smashed by close to 100
3. At some stage after a lot of congestion and multiple ball ups, and a real lull in the game, a bloke in the crowd shouted "knock it out with your oldfella"
That got a good laugh.

 

[blackers]

I remember at Vic Park in the 80s a bloke behind me unleashing the classic "YOU'LL BE UMPIRING THE BLOODY MANANGATANG THIRDS NEXT WEEK MATE".

During the "mud game" between Fitzroy and North at Princes Park in 1989, Jim Krakoeur changed to a fresh jumper at three quarter time. Someone behind us yelled out "That's better Jimmy, we can see you now!". We laughed and straight away got told off by my dad for being racist.

When they introduced a third umpire in the 90s - "I agree we need three umpires - JUST NOT THESE THREE!"

 

[Hollow Knight]

Some idiot sitting a few seats down from me standing up and yelling "Hey Doherty, ya Mum called - dinner's ready!" as Doc came on the Gabba in Carlton colours for the first time.

The same idiot yelling "DROP IT" to opposition players on the wing going for an uncontested mark and it working fairly regularly.

What an idiot.

 

[James North]

What an idiot.

I will not be sitting in exactly the same seats again this year.

 

[blackers]

The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He put them all on Alistair Lynch
But he still kicked ten

 

[TheRoyLuckClub]

"Get a real name Del-Re!"

 

[mikey127]

Cracker today when Cooney missrd a shot.

'Missed the target like the shooting at Danks house the other night'

 

[mikey127]

Having a more successful season last year there must be some good ones from 2019.

The best I heard was against St Kilda rendering to them recruiting Billy Slater in a leadership role.

'Hey St Kilda the vest athlete at your club is a rugby league player'

 

[Nunez]

Having a more successful season last year there must be some good ones from 2019.

The best I heard was against St Kilda rendering to them recruiting Billy Slater in a leadership role.

'Hey St Kilda the vest athlete at your club is a rugby league player'

I don't think anything will ever top the "Carey is a w***er" chants when Carey returned to the Gabba as a Crow after the affair.

 

[marooned]

In the semi against GWS.Toby Green is getting a massage on the bench.Member of the crowd yells out ‘lookout love he will pull your hair too’