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Funniest things you have ever seen at the footy
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I wasnt there but I saw this one on the news and on youtube.
Guy in country SA footy does a naked streak across the ground while his mate films. Tries to do a handstand, stuffs it up, knocks himself out and ends up getting stretchered off naked.
I lose it every time I watch it!
Guy in country SA footy does a naked streak across the ground while his mate films. Tries to do a handstand, stuffs it up, knocks himself out and ends up getting stretchered off naked.
I lose it every time I watch it!
The infamous Joel Reynolds face mark. 10m from anyone, 30 metres out from goal, ball whacks him fair in the nose. Against Cats @ TD.
Interestingly enough, Geelong saw enough in that moment to pick him up straight after that.
Interestingly enough, Geelong saw enough in that moment to pick him up straight after that.
2006 Round 16: Collingwood v West Coast at the Dome. Next door at the G Carlton & Essendon were playing and the loser would be on the bottom of the ladder, there was much talk about which team was the crappest in Australia. With 5 minutes to go in the Coll WC match the big screen showed the MCG final score, it was a draw, 38,777 people bust out laughing!
Was at the game when Big Bad hit Staker in the face. The crowds gasp was the funny part not so much the punch.
Also funny was Barry breaking his wrist moments later.
Honourable mention to Nathan G. for celebrating a draw.
Also funny was Barry breaking his wrist moments later.
Honourable mention to Nathan G. for celebrating a draw.
Peter Carey (Umpire) taking a mark about 10 years ago over in the west. Freo & Saints game?
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Plugger the pig running around the SCG was *****ing hilarious.
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Cant really think of any but Buddy riding either a crows player or a roos player like a horse made me laugh.
Honorable mention to Leigh Brown kicking the ball as far away as he can after giving away a free kick to the dogs, which caused 50, and a gilbee goal to make it 1 point
Honorable mention to Leigh Brown kicking the ball as far away as he can after giving away a free kick to the dogs, which caused 50, and a gilbee goal to make it 1 point
I've seen a guy fall arse over with 4 beers in the cup holders fly up in the air and land on another guys lap.
The chubby bloke taking a mark at the Gabba behind the goals
I got something similar. Saints Dees at the G' this Round 22 gone, and the Saints were taking their warm up shots at goal and the nets to stop them at the G' are pretty clearly shit, so one ball flies over and goes straight into this guy's hand where he's holding his beer. From a few rows back I see an explosion of beer in front of me. I lol'd hard.
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My mate got refused entry into the SCG members because he had no collar (ridiculous rule) so we made him put on my wifes size 10 denim jacket. It was skin tight and looked soooo hilarious and stupid but they let him in? What made it more funny was we saw a heap of other guys doing the same thing!
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Before they had nets at the SCG seeing all the plebs get sconed by footies during warm up.
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Fans standing up to yell abuse or cheer then falling flat on their arse when their seat has automatically folded up. I can actually admit to doing this one.
My mate got refused entry into the SCG members because he had no collar (ridiculous rule) so we made him put on my wifes size 10 denim jacket. It was skin tight and looked soooo hilarious and stupid but they let him in? What made it more funny was we saw a heap of other guys doing the same thing!
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Before they had nets at the SCG seeing all the plebs get sconed by footies during warm up.
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Fans standing up to yell abuse or cheer then falling flat on their arse when their seat has automatically folded up. I can actually admit to doing this one.
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United vs Two Wells i think at Virginia Oval. He played for Virginia ressies.
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PA supporters throwing pies / chips / beer etc at their OWN supporters. "Oh we're losing terribly and the Auskick is boring, let's have a food fight"?
Went to a pre season game in albury about 10 or 12 years ago between Essendon and Melbourne i think.
We were standing behind the goals getting lagered and some idiot in the crowd yells out something stupid. A guy a couple of rows back yells out "shut up you idiot" someone further down yells out "i second that" another person yells "all in favour say I" about 50 people in the immediate vicinty yell in unison "I". Was one of the funniest things I have witnessed at the footy.
We were standing behind the goals getting lagered and some idiot in the crowd yells out something stupid. A guy a couple of rows back yells out "shut up you idiot" someone further down yells out "i second that" another person yells "all in favour say I" about 50 people in the immediate vicinty yell in unison "I". Was one of the funniest things I have witnessed at the footy.
Also the dreamtime game last year when everyone through the glow sticks they handed out onto the field when the lights went out
I make a point of rocking up five minutes late to that match every year.
Or, watching the rumbalara game then going to get food. That was good.
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The runaway elephant at Arden St.
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Saw a massive Fat dude get smacked in the face by a football during warmup routines @ a West Coast v Bulldogs game years ago. Same he was carrying 4 beers in one of those trays & not looking ahead as was concentrating on not spilling his beer as he walked down the stairs near the boundary line on the Eastern side of Subi and beer went everywhere. Hell funny! everyone in the vicinity that saw it pissed themselves laughing
Standing room. MCG. Feeding time at the Zoo.
Malcomn Blight grabbing the ball and running into an open goal from 25 yards out from a 45deg angle, with team mate McCann cheering him on, hands waving in the air, then stands in shock as Blight runs pass the goal and does a little toe poke though the behind posts.
He then argues with the goal umpire saying it was a goal before McCann tells him what he did. Very funny indeed.
He then argues with the goal umpire saying it was a goal before McCann tells him what he did. Very funny indeed.
2007 Dogs v Saints at the Dome
A bunch of level 3 dogs fans tied their scarves together and dangled it down to level 2 and kept hitting a St Kilda bloke on the head. One time he jumped up and grabbed it, pulled it down and tied it to his seat and proceeded to climb the scarf rope up to level 3 while the Bulldogs supporters were holding on. Only got a couple of meters before security pulled him down. Could have ended terribly for the individual and Dome management.
A bunch of level 3 dogs fans tied their scarves together and dangled it down to level 2 and kept hitting a St Kilda bloke on the head. One time he jumped up and grabbed it, pulled it down and tied it to his seat and proceeded to climb the scarf rope up to level 3 while the Bulldogs supporters were holding on. Only got a couple of meters before security pulled him down. Could have ended terribly for the individual and Dome management.
1) Rock Devinmish-Meares *sic* (back pocket player, Subiaco 70/80's) had terrbile vision, one game whilst the ball was up the other end, he went for a screamer over his opponant, not knowing he was trying to mark a seagull...
2) The Emporer (Subi supporter, funny bastard) during a pre-season game at Subi oval, sitting in the members, he was mouthing off big time at John Duckworth (Billy's big brother, I mean BIG, who played for West Perth)...anyway Johnny had enough of this guy's shite, so he ran up the race and smacked him a beauty, right in the chops...needless to say 'stunned silence was met' so he ran back onto the field to assume his footy duties...
2) The Emporer (Subi supporter, funny bastard) during a pre-season game at Subi oval, sitting in the members, he was mouthing off big time at John Duckworth (Billy's big brother, I mean BIG, who played for West Perth)...anyway Johnny had enough of this guy's shite, so he ran up the race and smacked him a beauty, right in the chops...needless to say 'stunned silence was met' so he ran back onto the field to assume his footy duties...
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