Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 800 page shitfight thread.

[H2F]

Im not from Geelong

Goldspink?

 

[Packedlunch]

A few seconds earlier in my dream it has Zac Clarke squibbing it so bad in the centre square bounce that he runs away from Ceglar. Ceglar is so surprised he trips and the out of position Dangerfield finds the ball in his hands...

He puts on the jets only to be shocked to be running there as a Burgoyne hand on his jumper makes him shank the kick.

Ah no f**k that he shanks it anyway.

 

[09 Cats]

The forplay would be even more glorious if it included giving the cats a GF touch up.

Doubt that Geelong would even make it to the GF but good to hear it excites you

 

[RedVest4]

Trying?

I'm actually not a benny...

...

 

[H2F]

Doubt that Geelong would even make it to the GF but good to hear it excites you
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You cum when PB gets hard?

 

[A Cut Above]

That's such bullshit. Listen to the Nick Davis commentary, Huddo is so ******* unbiased. If that was your team...well for starters you wouldn't be at the game. But if you were, you would have left at half time because you weren't far enough ahead. You front running *******.

I think he's one of the best ****ing commentators going around Kardina ****ing Park (whoops, forgot I'm supposed to call you GHMBA now!) and it may be true that he's as unbiased as our very own Jason Dunstall (or Sir Jason, the Queen really should get her fat arse around to knighting him) but he's still a Handbagger through & through and he still expresses disappointment whenever your mob gets flogged. Or at least when they get flogged by us.

I also get the impression he doesn't have a lot of time for Dermie. Not that I blame him for that, and I get the feeling the network has started to pair him up with Brereton because they know the dislike between them adds to the drama, much like Richo & BT or Bill Laurie & Tony Grieg of yesteryear.

Much as Huddo shits me I still prefer him to that Geelong flog Whatelely, who has really started drinking his own bathwater lately and plainly thinks of himself as one of football's most respected authorities despite the fact he never played the game. Not to mention defending Essendon* and going on the offensive against ASADA & WADA to please Robbo, simply inexcusable......but then we know Geelong flogs have a vested interest in seeing Dank, Robinson & Thompson in the clear don't we?

 

[Wiggo4PM]

FFS you muppets 271 pages of hawthorn tears.

Embarrassing. I blame injunction for this madness

 

[dean31]

FFS you muppets 271 pages of hawthorn tears.

Embarrassing. I blame injunction for this madness

 

[ChappyUK]

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[Lethality]

Coming from you, D/H. Youve injury trolled Cats players multiple times in this thread.

No I haven't, you're just embarrassingly sensitive to Geelong player criticism.

 

[chefmeister]

Number of times Leathality has threatened to stab opposition supporters: 0
Number of times A Cut Above has threatened to stab opposition supporters: 0
Number of times Nakia has threatened to stab opposition supporters: At least once

So you're half right, one of us is a bit nutty.

Number of times Lethality has failed to prove his HawthornFC membership - 4 and counting
Number of times A Cut Above has failed the same line of questioning - 8 or 9 with options for more
Number of times little lap dog Joshy has towed the line to support their fails to vindicate themselves - at least 12 but the figure continues to rise at a rapid rate.

 

[Danger_Cat]

No I haven't, you're just embarrassingly sensitive to Geelong player criticism.

There is a part 3 of Cyril is overrated that proves how embarrassingly sensitive you Hawks are to criticism.

 

[chefmeister]

There is a part 3 of Cyril is overrated that proves how embarrassingly sensitive you Hawks are to criticism.

Just remind them of how shit a father figure like Michael Tuck is to his own son and they'll spontaneously combust...

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

A few seconds earlier in my dream it has Zac Clarke squibbing it so bad in the centre square bounce that he runs away from Ceglar. Ceglar is so surprised he trips and the out of position Dangerfield finds the ball in his hands...

He puts on the jets only to be shocked to be running there as a Burgoyne hand on his jumper makes him shank the kick.

Ah no f**k that he shanks it anyway.

SO is Zac Clarke playing for Geelong, or Dangerfield for Fremantle?

Because there's no way Ceglar is making any State of Origin / All Star side anytime soon.

 

[Lethality]

There is a part 3 of Cyril is overrated that proves how embarrassingly sensitive you Hawks are to criticism.

It probably just proves the handbagger collective obsession if anything.

 

[ChappyUK]

SO is Zac Clarke playing for Geelong, or Dangerfield for Fremantle?

Because there's no way Ceglar is making any State of Origin / All Star side anytime soon.

Is this 1 club Ceglar we're talking about?

 

[TazHawk15]

Lol Tazbot called someone boring.

Mate I am a comic genuis and football guru compared to Lunchbox.

Just like you are nearly as good as RJ.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Is this 1 club Ceglar we're talking about?

Maybe in this dream Dangerfield went to Hawthorn?

Can't even imagine ever dreaming about a Hawthorn player. These Hawfies really are the Joker to our Batman.

 

[Danger_Cat]

It probably just proves the handbagger collective obsession if anything.

That old chestnut. Threads wouldn't make it to part 3 if Hawks could let things go. Seems to be beyond the majority.

 

[TazHawk15]

272 pages of Handbagger catch and release.

Keep up the great work Ladies.

 

[Danger_Cat]

272 pages of Handbagger catch and release.

Keep up the great work Ladies.

Thought it was more the Hawks making massive dicks out of themselves but I can see where you got lost.

 

[chefmeister]

Thought it was more the Hawks making massive dicks out of themselves but I can see where you got lost.

Well they did get the meltdown tag applied by about page 8, since then it's been a mass denial over it.

Was pretty funny that an Essendon mod was given the duty to slap that tag on...

 

[TazHawk15]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yet here you are.

Another catch and release.

 

[TazHawk15]

Can't even imagine ever dreaming about a Hawthorn player.

Not even S.Burgoyne?

 

[Wiggo4PM]

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10 what ?

10 years celebration since your last merger talks ?