Official Team Thread Geelong Gumbies Season 14 Thread

[Claypigeon]

Ok who got a bit carried away on Mad Monday?

http://www.sdentertainer.com/news/gumby-robbery-san-diego/

The Gumbies' the wrong colour, I think it was one of those other teams trying to pin the controversy on us and derail our stellar pre-season start. .. Surely one of our boys wouldn't need to do that, we'd just dazzle the clerk and he'd hand over free stuff

 

[StFly]

Oh and I just want to say that over the offseason I have suitably gone all feral and donned my best Travis Johnstone impersonation, so I am all set for the upcoming period of promotional materials, fading into obscurity because I forget things and being overrated.

 

[Claypigeon]

Oh and I just want to say that over the offseason I have suitably gone all feral and donned my best Travis Johnstone impersonation, so I am all set for the upcoming period of promotional materials, fading into obscurity because I forget things and being overrated.

No probs, Joaquin StPhoenix. .. You'll be ready to rise from the ashes with The Gumbies. ..

 

[StFly]

No probs, Joaquin StPhoenix. .. You'll be ready to rise from the ashes with The Gumbies. ..

Now that's a bit harsh, I still know which end to put food in thank you very much and my musical skills are akin to grabbing a guitar palming it off to a friend who can play it properly.

 

[Claypigeon]

Check out the rest of the season medals. .. EKA, Tiger and All SFA (quoted below). ..

All SFA Season 13


B: BILC Reardo ShaunDuggan
HB: Boncer34 Loopy_Cam Peterss
C: Ljp86 Biggie ItsMyShow
HF: ClarkeM Farrand WishAintGettin
F: Equus Mobbenfuhrer Claypigeon
R: Easty Croweater41 StFly
Int: EBIAC Frothies McVeigh

Congrats to Le Capitaine and Le Boulevard de Capitaine en Seconde on their selections. .. Much bee ell to the other Gumbies for not quite making the list. .. This is our season though and we'll be a stronger force next year. ..

Edit: Yes I have terrible French

 

[peterss]

Congratulations for you making it aswell Clay

 

[Claypigeon]

Congratulations for you making it aswell Clay

Le Pigeone de Clay humbled

Thanks Peterss, I'll allow it to spark me for S14 to help the team earn their stripes (pun intended). .. We'll have 5 lads in there next season. ..

 

[EagleOz]

Congrats guys on making the SFA team.
Looking forward to another praccy, can I ask StFly as you are captain for this game can I play in the guts?

 

[axis_miles03]

Well done boys. Would love to join you guys there next season

 

[TheDoctor11]

Well done lads, I'll be joining you next season

 

[StFly]

Congrats guys on making the SFA team.
Looking forward to another praccy, can I ask StFly as you are captain for this game can I play in the guts?

Am I? News to me, but if I get to don the cape of the captain and gain super powers I claim Captain Planet so I can laugh at men who wear rings for no reason whatsoever.

I'll get to reading over the stuff since I've been too busy trying to stop some Saints supporters freaking out and turning to cannibalism at the drop of a hat. So give me like 20mins and I'll probably edit the post or something...

 

[Logger]

Am I? News to me, but if I get to don the cape of the captain and gain super powers I claim Captain Planet so I can laugh at men who wear rings for no reason whatsoever.

OI! They had a reason, they could shoot fire and throw boulders around and hypnotise animals and stuff.*

*May or may not have been utterly obsessed with that show as a kid.

 

[StFly]

OI! They had a reason, they could shoot fire and throw boulders around and hypnotise animals and stuff.*

*May or may not have been utterly obsessed with that show as a kid.

I saw the pilot ep again recently, it reminded me that Gaia was quite a buxom wench, but yes, it is the only time where racial profiling was badarse.

edit: Ok having read the other match thread (I dun think) I have now seen the post in question denoting I have been handed the cape and it has been promptly tied around my next and I have wrangled the neighbours dogs to a chariot made from pillows and a disused lawnmower.

I am hereby taking requests until sometime tomorrow night, gives you a day and gets me some nummy sleep to consider things. So yes Eagle-O, your request to play in the guts shall be granted (C - Wing - RR or R, assuming you don't want KP in Ruck?) so name it and shame it people as I'm in a happy mood since I won $550 in a tipping comp, so take the chance whilst I'm still giddy.

 

[Claypigeon]

I'll play where ever Streets. .. FP in honour of the All SFA position would work though. ..

 

[TheDoctor11]

FF so I can see if my kicking practise has paid off yet

 

[Bobby P]

Happy to sniper the opposition from any position you would like.

 

[winty]

FF so I can see if my kicking practise has paid off yet

Oi! FF is my position! Find somewhere else to play!

Didn't I win the goalkicking last season, yet couldn't crack it for a spot in the team of the year? It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

 

[Lion Cub 16]

I'd like to play RR or Wing

 

[StFly]

Taking things into consideration I've got a preliminary of this;

B: whoopsman | krisholio14 | SwanSational_Syd
HB: peterss | Buckets007 | Cat Lover
C: Eagleoz83 | ACTHAWK | Lion Cub 16
HF: Flawed Genius | TheDoctor11 | Ninty
F: J Selwood14 | winty | StFly
Foll: Claypigeon | safman | axis_miles03

Int: Jeremias | WaLkEr_ThE_StAr

Giving several people a run elsewhere (and attempting to take me & pete out of the play in a pocket or a flank) obviously winty gets FF as I am scurred and impressionable, as such Doctor I can shift you elsewhere if CHF isn't to your liking.

 

[Bartel]

Excuse me Mr StFly sir. Well sir, I would like to request if I could play sir. I think I add a type of shitness to the side that no-one else can sir, you know, like Raph Clarke sir?

Anyway, if you do put me on the list sir, can it maybe not be a shitarse position like the bench sir? I rather not pixelate myself to get 3 possies a game sir. Thank you sir.

 

[StFly]

Excuse me Mr StFly sir. Well sir, I would like to request if I could play sir. I think I add a type of shitness to the side that no-one else can sir, you know, like Raph Clarke sir?

Anyway, if you do put me on the list sir, can it maybe not be a shitarse position like the bench sir? I rather not pixelate myself to get 3 possies a game sir. Thank you sir.

Haha, I knew I was missing something, coulda sworn I had you ont he field but must have got lost in my shuffling.

I'll swap you with safman (is he the one that's on walkabout?) and she'll be right. MY BAD!

 

[Claypigeon]

Taking things into consideration I've got a preliminary of this;

B: whoopsman | krisholio14 | SwanSational_Syd
HB: peterss | Buckets007 | Cat Lover
C: Eagleoz83 | ACTHAWK | Lion Cub 16
HF: Flawed Genius | TheDoctor11 | Ninty
F: J Selwood14 | winty | StFly
Foll: Claypigeon | safman | axis_miles03

Int: Jeremias | WaLkEr_ThE_StAr

Giving several people a run elsewhere (and attempting to take me & pete out of the play in a pocket or a flank) obviously winty gets FF as I am scurred and impressionable, as such Doctor I can shift you elsewhere if CHF isn't to your liking.

I'm the new Jason Blake of the team. .. medium (3rd tall) defender to Ruck in one slash of the pen. .. hehe, should be fun

 

[TheDoctor11]

Ahh, CHF is alright, I'll just go for some Trent McKenzie distance goals then

 

[StFly]

I'm the new Jason Blake of the team. .. medium (3rd tall) defender to Ruck in one slash of the pen. .. hehe, should be fun

You are the journeyman, able to leap several positions in a single helicopter drop to attain the greatness of your own TV show where the bloke who follows you around with a camera will get all the accolades and you'll end up bitter and jaded.

Primarily I did it because myknees are playing up and I needed someone competent at kung fu to take over rucking.

Ahh, CHF is alright, I'll just go for some Trent McKenzie distance goals then

You have my permission to completely bypass winty in protest of his old manness if you feel the need, however, you better bloody kick the goals or he can shove youon his grass just to beat you with his cane and I won't bat an eyelid.

 

[Lion Cub 16]

I'll play ruck rover