Geelong - the Great Forwardlineless Dynasty

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JPod looked more like this last night.

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Obviously must have been an even bigger spud going up against him though?

Geelong's lack of forward line has nothing to do with how many spuds play at the Lions.

Your club has to worry about itself, not others. You Bradburied it last year because of shocking kicking by STK, they should've absolutely buried you last year. In 2007, another Bradbury, because Port were awful and didn't deserve to be there.

Those two premierships (separated by a loss to Hawthorn, when they humiliated you) are the basis of Geelong claming they have a "dynasty".

What I am saying is that you ain't got no dynasty when your forward line is as embarassing as yours is.
 
Geelong's lack of forward line has nothing to do with how many spuds play at the Lions.

Your club has to worry about itself, not others. You Bradburied it last year because of shocking kicking by STK, they should've absolutely buried you last year. In 2007, another Bradbury, because Port were awful and didn't deserve to be there.

Those two premierships (separated by a loss to Hawthorn, when they humiliated you) are the basis of Geelong claming they have a "dynasty".

What I am saying is that you ain't got no dynasty when your forward line is as embarassing as yours is.
What you are saying does not concern me. You support a bunch of spuds who are in the bottom 8.

Teams play for premierships, not dynasties. Right now, your team is in danger of bottoming out without draft picks to take.

So I'm more than happy to be whatever you want to label this Geelong side. I prefer to label them Premiers.
 
So you're happy for them to be a forward line lacking mediocre team?
I think you're missing the point - you can label us whatever you want. You're a bored flog whose side is in the bottom 8.

What we are, for certain, are the PREMIERS. That is fact.
 
I think you're missing the point - you can label us whatever you want. You're a bored flog whose side is in the bottom 8.

What we are, for certain, are the BRADBURY PREMIERS. That is fact.

EFA. But you're right. You do currently hold the mantle of premiers.

Thing is, I am not talking about that. I am talking about your "dynasty" that so many seem to want to mention... and I am calling "Bullshit" on your Dynasty.

Why?

Because your forward line is a disgrace. Cam Spooney, Shitsadly and Smokes (drugs) are like the 3 stooges down there.

No goals in the 2nd half against an undermanned Saints.

How embarassment.:eek:
 
Now, I'm no big city-slickin' lawyer or anything, but it seems to me that if you want to have a "dynasty", and be remembered as "one of the great teams of the modern game", you'd need to have a forward line.

Last night, I watched this great dynasty roll out it's Dynasty mobile, and I was a bit shocked by what I saw.

Cam Mooney: Barely sighted last night, and when he was, he was shanking them anyway. Cannot kick. Has not been able to kick for a long, long time.

JPod: Recycled VFL player found out by a good defence, away from Sleepy Hollow. Poor man's Cam Mooney.

Stokes: Was too busy sniffing the boundary line through a rolled up $50 note to have any impact. Poor man's, well, poor man's Varcoe.

Varcoe: Barely got near the ball, and did nothing with it when he did. Completely inneffectual. Poor man's Rhan Hooper.

How are they going to win a final, let alone a flag, with that forward line?

Dynasty, that ain't.
Still - it's better than the Brown Fev combo that nearly costed you flogs a wooden spoon!
 

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Have a look at all the Geelong circle-jerkers lining up to console each other about their PITIFUL side.

Face facts, Cats:

1. You have no forward line. You've never had a forward line.
2. You've relied on a midfield that was exceptional, and is now just OK as those blokes lose a yard of pace, and new bucks come through the ranks.
3. You've relied on a backline that was very good, and is now just ordinary as blokes like Scarlett are now past it, and the others are just OK at best.

You know what this adds up to? 1+2+3 = Gonesky Pussies. Gonzo.
 
This is coming from a Brisbane supporter... embarrassing.. Barwon Heads loser who trolls Cats as much as possible..Imagine that.. lol
I find the guy pretty sad to be honest. His team is fighting to avoid the wooden spoon and he tries to troll a team that has won 2 premierships in the past 3 years. He seems to spend the majority of his day on this board attempting to be funny, he has no intelligence or humour at all.
 

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