Geelong - the Great Forwardlineless Dynasty

[Duritz]

I find the guy pretty sad to be honest. His team is fighting to avoid the wooden spoon and he tries to troll a team that has won 2 premierships in the past 3 years. He seems to spend the majority of his day on this board attempting to be funny, he has no intelligence or humour at all.

Gee, the Geelong supporters don't find my trolling of them funny. Why would that be?

Stop deflecting back to the Lions - who have been cruelled by injuries and are very much looking forward to pick 6 or whatever it is we get dominating your hapless mob for years to come as you slide down the ladder into oblivion and failure once again, the place that Geelong have traditionally inhabited for ever and ever - and concentrate on your own "dynasty".

The King is dying, the Prince is impotent, and the soldiers are all drunk. That's the Geelong dynasty.

 

[dymmot]

Durex really needs to com e up with some better threads that don't make him look like an idiot. This one takes the cake and caused the irony meter to explode. Well done you ****ing flog.

 

[Duritz]

I apologise if this thread has struck a nerve, Cats fans, but if it has, then you know why - it has truth running through it.

I liken Geelong's forwardline to a donkey with a dice. Give him enough tries, and eventually he'll roll a 6.

 

[dymmot]

I apologise if this thread has struck a nerve, Cats fans, but if it has, then you know why - it has truth running through it.

I liken Geelong's forwardline to a donkey with a dice. Give him enough tries, and eventually he'll roll a 6.

Ironic analogy. Sounds like Brendan Fevola actually.

 

[The Panther]

When Ablett goes & the old men in Geelong's aging midfield slow (they are already in decline), it will be laughable to see the output of Tomahawk & co.

 

[Eth]

Have a look at all the Geelong circle-jerkers lining up to console each other about their PITIFUL side.

Face facts, Cats:

1. You have no forward line. You've never had a forward line.
2. You've relied on a midfield that was exceptional, and is now just OK as those blokes lose a yard of pace, and new bucks come through the ranks.
3. You've relied on a backline that was very good, and is now just ordinary as blokes like Scarlett are now past it, and the others are just OK at best.

You know what this adds up to? 1+2+3 = Gonesky Pussies. Gonzo.

No, 1 + 2 + 3 = 6.

They have no forward line? You guys have Brownvola...nuff said
Their midfield of Ablett, Chapman, Bartel, Kelly, Corey, Selwood and others is crap? Brisbane's second best midfielder is Daniel Rich.
Their defence, featuring Scarlett, Taylor, Mackie, Hunt, Enright and Milburn sucks? Okay, Melbourne's is probably better, but seriously...you guys have Joel Patfull as a CHB.

 

[STC]

Have a look at all the Geelong circle-jerkers lining up to console each other about their PITIFUL side.

Face facts, Cats:

1. You have no forward line. You've never had a forward line.
2. You've relied on a midfield that was exceptional, and is now just OK as those blokes lose a yard of pace, and new bucks come through the ranks.
3. You've relied on a backline that was very good, and is now just ordinary as blokes like Scarlett are now past it, and the others are just OK at best.

You know what this adds up to? 1+2+3 = Gonesky Pussies. Gonzo.

We've heard it all before for the last four years, and guess what? We're still the reigning premiers. We've won two flags, and we're still the second best team on the ladder, and we've already proven we can beat the Pies. Bring on September so we can yet again prove the doubters wrong, just like we did 12 months ago when we looked out of sorts leading up to September.

And with your track record of predictions (we'll smash Geelong next year, we'll be awesome, Brownvola will dominate, "Rich - Redden - Banfield - Rockliff - Bartlett - Polkinghorne - Cornelius - the new fab 7" etc), the fact that you are tipping our downfall just affirms that we're far from gone. Such a shame you were too weak to take up my bet last year that you wouldn't get within 10 goals of us all year.

Enjoy the bottom 4 Brisfail.

 

[Duritz]

STC you wanted to bet me, last week, that we wouldn't get within 10 goals of you all year? Firstly, that's news to me, and secondly, we ain't playing you again, so, nice bet. Duh. Sleepy hollow indeed.

As to the ailing pussies, it kind of reminds me of when people said "Don't pick Gilchrist in front of Healy! Healy is a far better keeper!" They were livin' in the past, man. Holding on to past memories, trying to keep them current.

The great forwardlineless dynasty is over.

Here they are, the funeral procession, carrying the dead remnants of your dynasty:

 

[STC]

STC you wanted to bet me, last week, that we wouldn't get within 10 goals of you all year? Firstly, that's news to me, and secondly, we ain't playing you again, so, nice bet. Duh. Sleepy hollow indeed.

Last year. Brisbane are still a rabble. Vossy's spuds are the new Pagan's Potatoes. And you have still managed to fail at just about every one of your predictions this year.

You 12 months ago:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=602206

Then, next year, it's fait accompli that there will be a host of Cats - starting with Gary Flogbucket Junior - who will be migrating to the Gold Coast to join Nathan Looney Tunes Ablett, generally bludging their existence away while eating KFC and getting fat. Buddy Franklin will probably join them.

And, so, the cycle will be complete for the Cats. Back to mediocrity, back to the fans getting feral and demanding new coaches etc, back to irrelevant. All thanks to, firstly, St Kilda, and then of course finished off by the flogging you'll receive this weekend.

Just ruminating on this OP and where it may sit in the leaderboard of prophetic OP's. Clearly, Geelong no longer have the aura they once had. They are like the Aussie cricket team: vulnerable, and all their opponents smell blood, and have a LOT of payback to be had.

Pussy time is over baby.

Say hello to mediocrity again Pussy Town.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=602747

Bookmark it flogbaggers, your team is GONE! This is Essendon 2001 all over again. Sure you'll make the finals but you WILL NOT win the GF, you WILL NOT improve, and you therefore WILL NOT be in the top 4 next you, your run of "success" *snicker, 1 flag* is OVER, this "great team" is GONE, we are witnessing the slide right now, this inexperienced Lions team FLOGGED YOU, we made you look like HACKS, you are GONE, your time is OVER, this is the END, GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

 

[Duritz]

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

Actually, those posts were SPOT ON, thanks for bringing them up.

The Lions DID flog you, and you ARE gone.

Thanks for bringing it up to prove me right.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Ouch STC. That brings to mind something about donkeys and dice. Make the same post every year, eventually you'll be right Duritz.

Geelong has a workmanlike forwardline. Genius thread, I can see why you bump it.

 

[mustafish]

Well that's the thing... they've been a bloody good team, you have to be a good team to Bradbury two flags like they have, but Dynasty it ain't, because their forward line is no better than North's.

Richmond have a better forward line than them.

Dynasty? It is to laugh.

Flat track bullies down at Skilled, that's all they are.

so they bradburyed 2 norm smiths 2 brownlows 1 riseing star a reseves premiership as well????? good call you dill......

 

[Rockford]

Actually, those posts were SPOT ON, thanks for bringing them up.

The Lions DID flog you, and you ARE gone.

You mean WERE gone? After you posted this we went on to win the flag

Thanks for bringing it up to prove me right.

Hahaha. Owned. Arseclown.

 

[magic_johnson!]

Unless your midfield improves, that shouldn't be much of a problem.

Putting Blake and Ablett in there will help a bit
See much of Varcoe last night? He was just about our best player...

 

[magic_johnson!]

When Ablett goes & the old men in Geelong's aging midfield slow (they are already in decline), it will be laughable to see the output of Tomahawk & co.

How are we in decline? Looking back at the past two seasons, weren't we more in decline this time last year than this year?

 

[STC]

Actually, those posts were SPOT ON, thanks for bringing them up.

The Lions DID flog you, and you ARE gone.

Thanks for bringing it up to prove me right.

They did flog us, and our downfall lasted a few weeks before we sprung back up and won a flag. How exactly was it spot on for you to write, not long before we won a flag, that our run was over, our downfall was coming and, I quote, "Sure you'll make the finals but you WILL NOT win the GF, you WILL NOT improve, and you therefore WILL NOT be in the top 4 next you, your run of "success" *snicker, 1 flag* is OVER, this "great team" is GONE"

We did win the GF though, we did improve and we are in the top 4 this year and we are already past one flag. You failed about as hard as any man, woman or otherwise could possibly fail. How you even walk around to this day after that sheer embarrassment amazes me. If I had failed as hard as you did, I'd be looking for a new forum to make shit predictions at.

As for Brisfail, they gave us good value by aiding the Carltank choke, but we all knew Vossy's rejects would go nowhere. Well, all except you.

 

[STC]

Ouch STC. That brings to mind something about donkeys and dice. Make the same post every year, eventually you'll be right Duritz.

Geelong has a workmanlike forwardline. Genius thread, I can see why you bump it.

Bit like the broken clock on your office wall - it's right twice a day.

 

[Duritz]

It's time to talk about it, now that Geelong are officially gone, and their descent down the ladder will begin as inevitably as Joel Selwood's descent to the ground in a tackle.

Geelong, 2007 premiers over the very undeserving Port, 2008 not good enough, 2009 very lucky premiers over a poor kicking STK.

Brisbane, 2001 premiers over "one of the greatest teams of the modern era" in Essendon, according to the media blurters at the time. 2002, good enough to be premiers again, in an off day against Collingwood, 2003 a footballing lesson in a comprehensive premiership, 2004 cost the flag by poor AFL scheduling that has since been fixed.

Face it, you handbagging, diving scum, your forwardlineless dynasty is over, your team is gone, you were not a patch on the might of the Lions, and in the end all you have is a sour taste, because yet again you underperformed ultimately.

 

[The_cockateil]

It's time to talk about it, now that Geelong are officially gone, and their descent down the ladder will begin as inevitably as Joel Selwood's descent to the ground in a tackle.

Geelong, 2007 premiers over the very undeserving Port, 2008 not good enough, 2009 very lucky premiers over a poor kicking STK.

Brisbane, 2001 premiers over "one of the greatest teams of the modern era" in Essendon, according to the media blurters at the time. 2002, good enough to be premiers again, in an off day against Collingwood, 2003 a footballing lesson in a comprehensive premiership, 2004 cost the flag by poor AFL scheduling that has since been fixed.

Face it, you handbagging, diving scum, your forwardlineless dynasty is over, your team is gone, you were not a patch on the might of the Lions, and in the end all you have is a sour taste, because yet again you underperformed ultimately.

You mean Fitzroy's Dynasty. Otherwise, carry on.

 

[MT_report]

Now, I'm no big city-slickin' lawyer or anything, but it seems to me that if you want to have a "dynasty", and be remembered as "one of the great teams of the modern game", you'd need to have a forward line.

Last night, I watched this great dynasty roll out it's Dynasty mobile, and I was a bit shocked by what I saw.

Cam Mooney: Barely sighted last night, and when he was, he was shanking them anyway. Cannot kick. Has not been able to kick for a long, long time.

JPod: Recycled VFL player found out by a good defence, away from Sleepy Hollow. Poor man's Cam Mooney.

Stokes: Was too busy sniffing the boundary line through a rolled up $50 note to have any impact. Poor man's, well, poor man's Varcoe.

Varcoe: Barely got near the ball, and did nothing with it when he did. Completely inneffectual. Poor man's Rhan Hooper.

How are they going to win a final, let alone a flag, with that forward line?

Dynasty, that ain't.

Agree with everything besides Varcoe.