Giant Bandwagoner Amnesty!

[Packedlunch]

Hallo ****

Old timers, there's a putrid orangy stench permeating our beloved bay the likes of which I haven't smelt since the great benny scourge of 2015.

These filthy, orange, bandwagoner spankas are pouring in at the first sign of a few wins and much like a late night service station kebab are giving me the Gaseous Wee Shits.

Yes there's a few who have been here for a while suffering in silent embarrassment since the birth of their AFL money pit franchise, see that fat fingered van peebles or GWBogdon for fine examples. For those I hold a modicum of respect.

For the rest of you either show yourself now and pledge your allegiance to the mighty Giants this week or forever be marked as the toiletscum, blowin pharkhole bandwagoners you are!


Free hemorrhoid cushion on arrival.







Amnesty Roll Call.

van peebles
GWBogan
General Giant
WazzaHawk stinky
Westy Bogan
grouse mate
WazzaCat cretin
IanW
Andre the Giant
isamedthegiants
Cmarsh

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This space is reserved for future stinky pharkhole bandwagoners.

 

[RedVest4]

Hallo ****

Old timers, there's a putrid orangy stench permeating our beloved bay the likes of which I haven't smelt since the great benny scourge of 2015.

These filthy, orange, bandwagoner spankas are pouring in at the first sign of a few wins and much like a late night service station kebab are giving me the Gaseous Wee Shits.

Yes there's a few who have been here for a while suffering in silent embarrassment since the birth of their AFL money pit franchise, see that fat fingered van peebles or GWBogdon for fine examples. For those I hold a modicum of respect.

For the rest of you either show yourself now and pledge your allegiance to the mighty Giants this week or forever be marked as the toiletscum, blowin pharkhole bandwagoners you are!


Free hemorrhoid cushion on arrival.



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They're former Hawf supporters, jumping on their next bandwagon

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Gaseous Wee Shits, AKA hawthorn jumpers

 

[Packedlunch]

Id give you both a free cushion but I'm sure you already have one from the rogering the Hawks have given you.

Anyway, Gents.... this thread is to identify and record the names of the staunch giant supporters before the coming tide of orange cretins infest the bay with their smugness and goo.

So far I have 2.

 

[boondy]

I saw the shape of the whoopie cushion . So stimulating

Back in 2 minutes

 

[RedVest4]

Id give you both a free cushion but I'm sure you already have one from the rogering the Hawks have given you.

Anyway, Gents.... this thread is to identify and record the names of the staunch giant supporters before the coming tide of orange cretins infest the bay with their smugness and goo.

So far I have 2.

I'll name some future Giants supporters on the Bay, once their own team inevitably bottoms out:

A Cut Above
Lethality
TazHawk15
Hawk Dork
deathevocation
dean31
Nuggets73
QuietB
11sjw
OnTheRocks

 

[NetworkNerd]

I know a few people that are considering getting Giants Vic memberships as a side way to secure a grand final ticket in the coming grand finals. So the bandwagoners are coming.

 

[WazzaHawk]

One dynasty ends another blossoms. Beware the mighty GWS.

Gunna flog the Cats again this week.

All the way with Stevie J!!!

 

[TazHawk15]

I'll name some future Giants supporters on the Bay, once their own team inevitably bottoms out:

A Cut Above
Lethality
TazHawk15
Hawk Dork
deathevocation
dean31
Nuggets73
QuietB
11sjw
OnTheRocks

Can you go a full 10 minutes without your Hawk obsession.

I can remember in the early 2000s when you were are Brisbane Lions supporter.

It's an easy game you are playing.

 

[WazzaCat]

Cats are going to get smashed at home this week. The GIANTS of the competition are coming. Stevie J to go 20 and 5

 

[WazzaHawk]

Cats are going to get smashed at home this week. The GIANTS of the competition are coming. Stevie J to go 20 and 5

You sicken me bandwagonner.

 

[ChappyUK]

Packedlunch. The elias pied piper

 

[WazzaHawk]

I'll name some future Giants supporters on the Bay, once their own team inevitably bottoms out:

A Cut Above
Lethality
TazHawk15
Hawk Dork
deathevocation
dean31
Nuggets73
QuietB
11sjw
OnTheRocks

I think we'll be fine without those fairweather flogs.

 

[bombersfan4000]

Hallo ****

Old timers, there's a putrid orangy stench permeating our beloved bay the likes of which I haven't smelt since the great benny scourge of 2015.

These filthy, orange, bandwagoner spankas are pouring in at the first sign of a few wins and much like a late night service station kebab are giving me the Gaseous Wee Shits.

Yes there's a few who have been here for a while suffering in silent embarrassment since the birth of their AFL money pit franchise, see that fat fingered van peebles or GWBogdon for fine examples. For those I hold a modicum of respect.

For the rest of you either show yourself now and pledge your allegiance to the mighty Giants this week or forever be marked as the toiletscum, blowin pharkhole bandwagoners you are!


Free hemorrhoid cushion on arrival.



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oh the irony in the OP coming from a whorthorn fan

plastic franchise, topped up with hand outs, pea hearted bandwagon fans that come along after some wins!


you have the whorks in a nut shell!
difference is one GWS are 5 years old Whorethorn is 90 plus years old

 

[Laphroaig]

A Hawforn badged OP banging on about the stench of bandwagoners.

**** me.

 

[Alfredo_]

One dynasty ends another blossoms. Beware the mighty GWS.

Gunna flog the Cats again this week.

All the way with Stevie J!!!

You sicken me bandwagonner.

I think we'll be fine without those fairweather flogs.

Seems to me your time would be better served outing more bennies, OP.
Eliaii, the true scourge of the Bae

 

[Hawk Dork]

I'll name some future Giants supporters on the Bay, once their own team inevitably bottoms out:


Hawk Dork

My dad lived near Glenferrie oval.
Born and bred in the Hawthorn zone
We went to training since I was about 3
I tried out for the Hawks under 19s
Been strapped in for many decades now.
Its only 4 and a bit years between flags average for my whole lifetime.
So not likely

 

[OnTheRocks]

I'll reserve my allegiance for when the giants have a dynasty, then I'm on board

 

[RedVest4]

My dad lived near Glenferrie oval.
Born and bred in the Hawthorn zone
We went to training since I was about 3
I tried out for the Hawks under 19s
Been strapped in for many decades now.
Its only 4 and a bit years between flags average for my whole lifetime.
So not likely

Cool story bandwagoner.

 

[Good_Old]

oh the irony in the OP coming from a whorthorn fan

plastic franchise, topped up with hand outs, pea hearted bandwagon fans that come along after some wins!


you have the whorks in a nut shell!
difference is one GWS are 5 years old Whorethorn is 90 plus years old

We all really appreciate you presence in the bay and we would really, really like it if you would post more frequently.

Thanks for being you, brisbane13.

 

[vjknight]

My dad lived near Glenferrie oval.

Why hasn't that land been turned into a high rise apartment complex ?

 

[WazzaHawk]

My dad lived near Glenferrie oval.
Born and bred in the Hawthorn zone
We went to training since I was about 3
I tried out for the Hawks under 19s
Been strapped in for many decades now.
Its only 4 and a bit years between flags average for my whole lifetime.
So not likely

So you're the son of a bandwagonner.

Come join us.

 

[Hawk Dork]

So you're the son of a bandwagonner.

Come join us.

He was a WAian but pre franchise
So he was a virgin recruit too

 

[WazzaHawk]

He was a WAian but pre franchise
So he was a virgin recruit too

Should have stayed one.

 

[leekok]

Came here for the hemorrhoid cushion. Very disappointed, it's actually a neck pillow.