Hawk Tuah……Port and Ken Spit on that thang, post match discussion

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Given the match day thread got mod melted and closed we need a new thread to relive the glorious win against all odds by the Power.

Let’s reminisce on what will go down in history of one of the great finals.
It had a bit of everything, from the coach being under pressure and facing the axe, the Karma bus, post match trolling, ex players melting and finally a coach in tears at the presser claiming some kind of moral Bazball style victory.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

 

[STPer18]

'Wassup my little HOK bitches? SHKIBIDIIIIIIIII SHKIBIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!"

 

[mcgrath_truther]

i honestly can’t believe that kern would viscously assault such a young person like that. he’s basically begging to be fired at this point for taking ginnivan to an inch of his life…

i’ve already reported it to the police, it reminded me of will smith slapping chris rock…

 

[STPer18]

"It's not as funny when other people do it" (holding back tears voice)

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

HOK HOK










WHO’S THERE?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Bullies pick on weaklings.
There's your thread wrap right there.

 

[JoinDate]

You dish it out, you've got to be prepared to cop it.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Who gets beaten by Port in a final

 

[frggr]

Port crowing like they won a flag after Hawthorn missed a few gettable goals is hilarious to me.

Embarrassing

 

[STPer18]

Who gets beaten by Port in a final

 

[frggr]

Mitchell's right.

A bloke Triggering Tiger's age got offended over a comment online between mates and has a Springvale Maccas moment after the game - despite winning it.

What a soft****.

 

[AvantGardener]

Qualifying final motivation? Nah got no motivation

Semi final motivation? Nah dont care

An oppo player shared banter with a mate obviously hoping for his team to win (as anybody should be hoping for their team to win)? Yeah that will finally motivate us to play good

That is a damning indictment on Port Adelaide

 

[the avoca drover]

You could read Sisserly’s lips saying
“Smart ****ing campaigner”

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

It was sad to see Luke Breust

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Luke Breust

Age

33

Ht

182cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

4.8

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

1.8

5star

's final moments ruined by petulant Sicily.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

People say the worst thing about Sam Mitchell last night was the hipocrisy, but I say it was losing a game you were hot favourites to win with bad coaching.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Sam carrying on like Ginnypig, a seasoned AFL player in his peak physical condition was victimised by a senior citizen coach, .
Keep sooking Pammy

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Mitchell's right.

A bloke Triggering Tiger's age got offended over a comment online between mates and has a Springvale Maccas moment after the game - despite winning it.

What a soft****.

Nah, what happened was Ken had the last laugh and the Hawks flogs didn’t want to banter anymore, they should have just copped it and ate humble pie instead of getting sand in their Vaginnivans

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Mitchell's right.

A bloke Triggering Tiger's age got offended over a comment online between mates and has a Springvale Maccas moment after the game - despite winning it.

What a soft****.

This is why you're one of the favourites for flog of the year.

 

[Drunkcat]

Mitchell wants his team to play and act like pricks, and that's ok but don't Winge if you get sh-t back.

 

[Plugger35]

The Salvos will be getting another delivery of Hawf bandwagoner scarves today.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

zackah

You can add Zerk-Thatcher's name to the prestigious list of Essingtin Exers who have won a final since leaving *

Doesn't that make you feel Saad ?

 

[zackah]

zackah

You can add Zerk-Thatcher's name to the prestigious list of Essingtin Exers who have won a final since leaving *

Doesn't that make you feel Saad ?

Not at all friend. He zerk-thatchered the hawfies and made Sam Mitchell cry and I got a little happy in my pants

 

[mcgrath_truther]

zackah

You can add Zerk-Thatcher's name to the prestigious list of Essingtin Exers who have won a final since leaving *

Doesn't that make you feel Saad ?

drafted by essendon vs. played at essendon.

one is a little more insurmountable than the other