Would never happen, but how about ... fine, you can move to Victoria if you want. Train by yourself (probably be better off than training under our S&C team) and play for us on the weekends. Wouldn't be too hard for Hill to fit in with a new gameplan ... just tell him to do the same thing he has been. Maybe a few surfing trips in the summer during pre-season drills. Debrief before each game. Gets to play with his brother, wife gets to live in Melbourne. He'd be fine. Just a few hundred grand short in his bank account.