I Have A Problem!

[The Night Shift]

"And we would've got away with it if it weren't for that meddling Steven O'Reilly"

 

[Sheik Mathious]

Good, because we call it tanking in the real world. If only there were more carlton supporters that shared your feeling on this.

Take out Carlton and I agree. Oh wait. We are the only ones that do it.

 

[The Night Shift]

And we wouldn't have got Judd, Stevens, Murphy, Gibbs and Pratt's millions as a result.

11th.
'cause in reality thats what you ended up with. You must be very proud of yourself.

Lets not forget to mention the bailout money from the AFL as well....

 

[Sheik Mathious]

11th

You have lost me Champ

Just so I am clear. You are how old?

 

[Spartan]

11th.
'cause in reality thats what you ended up with. You must be very proud of yourself.

Lets not forget to mention the bailout money from the AFL as well....

NF you dumbass.

Don't you know Carlton are going to win the flag this year or at the very least make top 4?

 

[Sheik Mathious]

11th.
'cause in reality thats what you ended up with. You must be very proud of yourself.

Lets not forget to mention the bailout money from the AFL as well....

Oh. So we have drawn stumps of the comp? We ended up with 11th?

Is their money no good? You want to give me some cash I would be more than happy to spend it. You would just waste it on wizz fizz and ****.

 

[The Night Shift]

You have lost me Champ

Just so I am clear. You are how old?

kinda creepy question

..not that kind of chatroom champ

 

[Sheik Mathious]

NF you dumbass.

Don't you know Carlton are going to win the flag this year or at the very least make top 4?

Your his younger sister yeah. Our he your dad? Your fighting in the same weight division.

Some chance it's both.

 

[Ant_]

"And we would've got away with it if it weren't for that meddling Steven O'Reilly"

hahaha

 

[Sheik Mathious]

kinda creepy question

..not that kind of chatroom champ

Hands up who has just worked out how to post pictures. You must be exhausted. Put your feet up and take a load off.

 

[Spartan]

Your his younger sister yeah. Our he your dad? Your fighting in the same weight division.

Some chance it's both.

You're simply Bay 13 Carlton flog #325. You've got a way to go to catch up to your peers' failures but you're off to a 'great' start.

 

[Sheik Mathious]

You're simply Bay 13 Carlton flog #325. You've got a way to go to catch up to your peers' failures but you're off to a 'great' start.

Right. I get it. And you are the comic genus with insightful troll after insightful troll. Point me to your best effort (Thread). It's shouldn't be too hard as I am guessing it's a shallow pool.

 

[Beerfish]

Well I'll be.

Gene Simmons was really Stephen King all along!

 

[The Night Shift]

Hands up who has just worked out how to post pictures. You must be exhausted. Put your feet up and take a load off.

shhhhhhhhhhhhh
I realised you had trouble following the facts and figures earlier so I'm making it easier for you with pictures. I wont tell anyone though....

You're simply Bay 13 Carlton flog #325. You've got a way to go to catch up to your peers' failures but you're off to a 'great' start.

..proud of tanking and AFL bailouts and happy with the O'Reilly trade that brought his club to it's knees. We have a potential shooting star with this one, spartan..

Well I'll be.

Stephen King was Gene Simmons all along!

hahaheah - good spotting

 

[Sheik Mathious]

And by the looks of that you two geniuses are done.

Peaked at the age of 12. A tragic loss to BigFooty and to trolling as an art form.

 

[Spartan]

Right. I get it. And you are the comic genus with insightful troll after insightful troll. Point me to your best effort (Thread). It's shouldn't be too hard as I am guessing it's a shallow pool.

Dear Carlton Flog #325

We're not here to discuss my trolling abilities. I'm not on the Bay for trolling, more so to have informed football discussions with my fellow Bay 13 participants.

We're currently on two topics, the first one being the thread topic on Carlton's trading and ruck department and the second one being you, the latest addition to the Carlton fail train.

Please try and stay on topic.

 

[The Night Shift]

And by the looks of that you two geniuses are done.

Peaked at the age of 12. A tragic loss to BigFooty and to trolling as an art form.

bailing on us already....? soft

 

[_RT_]

Which we did as a result of the sanctions.

Tanking. List Management. I am not fussed what you want to call it we had a poor list before the sanctions anyway. It's not like we fell from 3rd and contenders to 14th and rebuilding in two years.

The laughs just keep on coming in this thread. Little history lesson for you.

Carlton went from runners up in 99 and 3rd in 2000 to 16th in 2002. Seems like your list wasn't that poor and you were contenders and yet 2 year later you had the first of multiple spoons.

 

[_RT_]

Lets get back to the topic guys, don't want to have to infract people for abuse.

 

[Sheik Mathious]

The laughs just keep on coming in this thread. Little history lesson for you.

Carlton went from runners up in 99 and 3rd in 2000 to 16th in 2002. Seems like your list wasn't that poor and you were contenders and yet 2 year later you had the first of multiple spoons.

And the comparisons end there.

We had a aging list in 2000 and it was last chance saloon. Bit like the Tiges getting a 32 year old to solve all their problems so they can break down the door and make the eight. Regardless of who he has coffee with.

The Dockers were pre season favourites with the world at it's feet. What went wrong??

 

[kimbopen]

Teehee! That looks suspiciously like a Gene Simmons mask (shame Scooby Doo started some years before KISS!) - apart from the red hair!

 

[dave_27]

Carlton have a lot of depth in the Forward Line, Midfield and Back Line.
.

 

[kimbopen]

And by the looks of that you two geniuses are done.

Peaked at the age of 12. A tragic loss to BigFooty and to trolling as an art form.

Something about which you obviously know very little from trawling through your insightful (not!) crap in this thread to date!

 

[Silvagnis]

They are run by morons?

Jordan McMahon Western Bulldogs Richmond Draft Pick #19.

RABBLE.

Check out Zach Clarke, the ruckman we drafted to replace Warnock.

A ruckman you drafted from Victoria.

How are you going to keep him?

You have Sandilands locked into the number one spot and Bradley showing better form as a mobile follower who can pinch a goal.

You can't play two giant rucks on the ground at the one time...That's one of the reasons Warnock left Fremantle.

He can't rest in the forwardline like Kreuzer who can play forward and kicked goals.

Clarke might do a Warnock and leave.

Clarke needs at least four years in the gym before he's ready.

You'll bestill anchored to the bottom of the ladder with your midget mids and the likes of Haselby and Palmer who are one trick ponies with average disposal.

You wished you had a Gibbs on your list.

All you have is a project midfielder in Hill.

 

[Stronzo]

A ruckman you drafted from Victoria.

How are you going to keep him?

Who says we will necessarily need to. We might find another stooge like carlton to pay over the odds for him and it will all be sweet.

I'd say he will be made of sterner stuff than that though.

You have Sandilands locked into the number one spot and Bradley showing better form as a mobile follower who can pinch a goal.

You can't play two giant rucks on the ground at the one time...That's one of the reasons Warnock left Fremantle.

Is that a golden rule or something? I think you need to think more laterally than that.

He is very much a project ruck and if he is good enough who says Sandilands will hold his position.

He can't rest in the forwardline like Kreuzer who can play forward and kicked goals.

He looks like he's great in front of goals from the youtube clips I've seen of him.

Clarke might do a Warnock and leave.

So might Yarran

Clarke needs at least four years in the gym before he's ready.

Well he's already showing some good form on the track so I think he may develop quicker than that.

You'll bestill anchored to the bottom of the ladder with your midget mids and the likes of Haselby and Palmer who are one trick ponies with average disposal.

Mundy and Crowley are mids, they aren't short people. Neither is our leading clearance winner Sandilands

You wished you had a Gibbs on your list.

That's a good one

All you have is a project midfielder in Hill.

A few other project players as well. You should avoid talking in absolutes.

Looking forward to seeing Suban play this year. He'll be on the field before Warnock. How does that make you feel?