I just had a baby!!!

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Nov 22, 2003
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I know most couldn't give a toss, but if there is a cloud 10 - I am on it.

My gorgeous wife just birthed (yesterday am - 38 minutes after arriving at Frances Perry) the planet's most beautiful girl. Audrey Victoria (Audrey Richmond would have sounded really weird).

At times like these, I thought I should share with all family - including the BF family

And on other matters, I think we should go hard and name a strong side to spank the Pies next week.

Go Tiges!!!
 

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Congratulations mate. You wouldn't believe this but my wife spat out our 3rd 2 weeks ago and we named her Audrey Margaret. Hope you have plenty of sleep in the bank mate, you will be withdrawing plenty over the next few months.:thumbsu::thumbsu:
 
I know most couldn't give a toss, but if there is a cloud 10 - I am on it.

My gorgeous wife just birthed (yesterday am - 38 minutes after arriving at Frances Perry) the planet's most beautiful girl. Audrey Victoria (Audrey Richmond would have sounded really weird).

At times like these, I thought I should share with all family - including the BF family

And on other matters, I think we should go hard and name a strong side to spank the Pies next week.

Go Tiges!!!
congrats UG and I couldn't say Mrs uptheguts now could I:p
 

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Well done up the guts , it must be a great feeling. I'm getting married in 2 weeks and both myself and my fiance' are deeply religious so I can't wait to unleash hell on my wedding night as I have not tried sex before.

We are very keen to start a family straight away as we are both in our early 30's and ready to roll. I don't need any tips as I have read up on sex alot over the years but I'd be happy to take any tips or methods on how to go about getting a boy. If I am successful in this I promise to call him
Richmond Scott and for ever and a day call him Richo for short.
 
Well done up the guts , it must be a great feeling. I'm getting married in 2 weeks and both myself and my fiance' are deeply religious so I can't wait to unleash hell on my wedding night as I have not tried sex before.

We are very keen to start a family straight away as we are both in our early 30's and ready to roll. I don't need any tips as I have read up on sex alot over the years but I'd be happy to take any tips or methods on how to go about getting a boy. If I am successful in this I promise to call him
Richmond Scott and for ever and a day call him Richo for short.

mate it takes a man to admit to that :thumbsu: kudos my friend, enjoy the honeymoon, she aint gonna see much but the ceiling i will wager!! as for having a boy i have four of them, but really dont think anything you do makes a difference :)
 
Nice work Guts i'll have to buy you a beer in that Pub you frequent when i next see you if not you know where to claim it a the G.
Just don't bring Roadie he's way too noisy :p

I believe we're suiting up to go to Brisbane for the Adelaide game Moreaux!! Not sure on the protocol for leave passes once you have 2 kids - maybe I should have asked my bride when she was in monstrous pubic pain!

Go Tiges
 
Well done up the guts , it must be a great feeling. I'm getting married in 2 weeks and both myself and my fiance' are deeply religious so I can't wait to unleash hell on my wedding night as I have not tried sex before.

We are very keen to start a family straight away as we are both in our early 30's and ready to roll. I don't need any tips as I have read up on sex alot over the years but I'd be happy to take any tips or methods on how to go about getting a boy. If I am successful in this I promise to call him
Richmond Scott and for ever and a day call him Richo for short.


I never knew Andy Collins was religious...:D
 
Well done up the guts , it must be a great feeling. I'm getting married in 2 weeks and both myself and my fiance' are deeply religious so I can't wait to unleash hell on my wedding night as I have not tried sex before.

We are very keen to start a family straight away as we are both in our early 30's and ready to roll. I don't need any tips as I have read up on sex alot over the years but I'd be happy to take any tips or methods on how to go about getting a boy. If I am successful in this I promise to call him
Richmond Scott and for ever and a day call him Richo for short.

Mate massive love is sent your way, wherever you are.

She's a lucky lady mate. There's no hurry too. EVERY guy is a dud root his first time. Good luck and look forward to the wedding day -it's just brilliant. Is Collins coming?

As for tips for a boy, who knows. Fit blokes are meant to promote girls but Beckham only has boys so there's that theory torched.

Girl sperm swim faster but die sooner, so best tip is to tap it a few days later than you might otherwise.

The first time we got pregnant in 1 month - too easy. Second time it took almost a year so there's little science to it I reckon.

Biggest suggestion: look for 10 fingers and 10 toes before you care about the appendage, or lack thereof.

I now have a boy and a girl. I love my little man endlessly, and 2 days ago could never have imagined loving anyone as much as him, but even after 48 hours I know there's no relationship quite like a dad and his daughter. I must fill out that gun club membership tomorrow....

Win win either way.

Go Tiges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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