I just had a baby!!!

[shankd it]

congrats .. all the best

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Mate massive love is sent your way, wherever you are.

She's a lucky lady mate. There's no hurry too. EVERY guy is a dud root his first time. Good luck and look forward to the wedding day -it's just brilliant. Is Collins coming?

As for tips for a boy, who knows. Fit blokes are meant to promote girls but Beckham only has boys so there's that theory torched.

Girl sperm swim faster but die sooner, so best tip is to tap it a few days later than you might otherwise.

The first time we got pregnant in 1 month - too easy. Second time it took almost a year so there's little science to it I reckon.

Biggest suggestion: look for 10 fingers and 10 toes before you care about the appendage, or lack thereof.

I now have a boy and a girl. I love my little man endlessly, and 2 days ago could never have imagined loving anyone as much as him, but even after 48 hours I know there's no relationship quite like a dad and his daughter. I must fill out that gun club membership tomorrow....

Win win either way.

Go Tiges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the tips Up the Guts. I got the Rocky Box Set on dvd for Xmas and I've only got 2 movies to go and I'm back up to date on all of them and will be ready to go. I hope this helps my cause. If not and its a girl I'll call it Adrien

 

[telsor]

Congratulations UTG!

Membership form in already I hope

 

[UpTheGuts]

Congratulations UTG!

Membership form in already I hope

Call me weird but I've not joined up my little boy (2 and a half) and don't plan to join up Audrey either.

I don't want the love of the Tigers to be something that they've just been born into, I want it to germinate from their own experience and grow into a passion.

The club xdoes well out of me and I'm pretty sure the love I have for the club will infect them, but I don't want to enforce it.

If one of them wants to go for the Pies, then that's OK. Their choice. I just hope they can stomach sleeping in the shed over winter....

 

[capnblood]

Congrats UTG,

Had a baby girl in September and I know of the feelings you speak of.

All the best to mum and bub.

 

[sante]

Congrats to UTG.

 

[_Wang_]

Nice work mate.
Congrats

 

[Roachy8]

You little ripper UTG!

There isn't anything more precious in this world than the pure innocence of a little child.
They look up at you with all of the love & trust in their tiny little bodies and big boofy blokes like all of us just melt away.

Hang tough through the coming nights of "adjustment" and give in to the fact that some things ARE more important than The Tigers & Footy.

(Not many though... )

 

[Roachy8]

Well done up the guts , it must be a great feeling. I'm getting married in 2 weeks and both myself and my fiance' are deeply religious so I can't wait to unleash hell on my wedding night as I have not tried sex before.

We are very keen to start a family straight away as we are both in our early 30's and ready to roll. I don't need any tips as I have read up on sex alot over the years but I'd be happy to take any tips or methods on how to go about getting a boy. If I am successful in this I promise to call him
Richmond Scott and for ever and a day call him Richo for short.

So that confirms it eh Troy?

Andy Collins was born in a stable last time you visited Bethlehem with your fiance Mary...

 

[Moreaux]

I believe we're suiting up to go to Brisbane for the Adelaide game Moreaux!! Not sure on the protocol for leave passes once you have 2 kids - maybe I should have asked my bride when she was in monstrous pubic pain!

Go Tiges

So we are UTG i'm looking forward to painting the gold coast yellow and black!

 

[Seilum]

Congratulations Audrey Victoria is a lovely name (particularly the 2nd name).

Savour every moment. They grow up so quickly. My two are 9 and 7 and it only seems like yesterday I had them.

 

[Haggard H]

If one of them wants to go for the Pies, then that's OK. Their choice. I just hope they can stomach sleeping in the shed over winter....

You're tired. You're emotional. You're not thinking straight.

I think we can forgive you this momentary lapse in reason, but be carefull to never repeat it again.

Congrats - well done - sign 'em up you moron.

And Troy, I don't believe a word of it.

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

I also had a baby , she was born in hong kong in nov.
We are now in melbourne on holidays and took her down to punt road last week and signed up, fully fledged just like her old man.

We will be flying into town just for the first game, we do not have reserve seating on our memberships will that be a problem in getting a seat?

All the best

HKF +1

 

[tugga]

Now you're no longer 'up the guts'.
Congratulatiuons.

 

[WATIGE]

Congrats UTG.

With you on not forcing kids into their team supporting. BUT do everything you can. One of my boys is a fairly died in the wool Freo supporter - and it can get a bit heart breaking when they go that way (not much you can do when you live in WA and he lives with his Freo supporting mum). You probably wont have to worry much about Audrey - girls tend to follow Dad pretty closely - you should have heard my 10 year old giving it to the dockers on Sunday at the game, even I had to tone her down a bit

 

[emperor]

Congrats GUTS!

 

[Tigerrific]

Well done UTG

 

[hagansbull]

Good work, sign on .......................line.

 

[mhill]

Congratulations and ditto to all the posters with kids about how bloody amazing it is to be a father.

Gave my little fella a bath a 3am last night to calm him down - the freaking shit you do!!!!!!

Anyway, off to watch the all time greatest movie with kids - Kindergarden Cop
"Ged me owda heeeya"

 

[THE_GUN]

CONGRATTTTTSSSSSSSS
may god give her a very long and happy life, and hope she marries a tiger supporter.

 

[boodsyboy]

Good on mate well done all the best.

 

[Rayzorwire]

Onya UTG, enjoy it mate.

 

[CQTiger]

so you are "up the guts" and she was "up the duff". Well done mate I am onto my grand kids now

 

[Brown Bottle]

Good onya UTG.

Word of advice - two's company, three's bloody hard work!

 

[Moonwatcher]

well done mate, i guess you already know what to expect after your first but good luck. It's amazing going from talking to your partners belly "hey come out i want to meet you" to wow a beautiful tiny little human being in your hands the next day.