If Tivendale gets carried off the MCG....

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will be a very sad & emotional day.

that game will not be missed by any richmond supporter, lets hope its at the mcg against carlton,essendon or collingwood

know that will be 100g at the g.
 
Firstly Richo wouldn't just arrive at the game via car.
He would have to parachute into the stadium, and if its at the dome with the lid shut then a lap on a hovercraft would suffice.

After the game, crowd invasion....obvious.
Possibly I will invade on the hovercraft.
A human pyramid will be made by the entire list, with Richo climbing to the top. The human pyramid will then perform a lap of honour with richo standing on top, before walking of with him.
Cue turf being ripped up as souvenirs and a fireworks display to put Beijing to shame. The festival, as it will be by then, shall go on for the next 5 weeks.
 
Jordan McMahon = The New Greg Tivendale!

I hope it's not so, but if 2009 is another failure, have a look back here and tell me I'm wrong.

Tivendale has been the RFC whipping boy for 5 years, now he's gone you're going to have to jump on someone and the early signs point to McMahon, IMO.

Every team has them, it's nothing personal.
 
will be a very sad & emotional day.

that game will not be missed by any richmond supporter, lets hope its at the mcg against carlton,essendon or collingwood

know that will be 100g at the g.

As we will be playing finals footy for the next few years, Richo's last game will be a final. I just hope it will be a winning GF. That would be the only fitting end to his career. Maybe even give him the Norm Smith to thank him for all the pain he has endured over the years with his substandard team mates.
 

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When richo retires he'll be carried off on one of those stretchers they used to transport cleopatra around on!!!! Or maybe a popemobile!!!

Yeah, and before he is carried off a la Cleopatra or the Pope, there will be a mass adoration with thousands of us facing Richo as do the Muslims facing Mecca, and we will all chant as one "RICHO, RICHO, RICHO" in one massive Tiger Army farewell. And the fireworks will be better than Beijing. They will all be real. And his Norm Smith medal will be diamond studded. And Lauren Jackson will be waiting in a suite at Crown.
 
Yeah, and before he is carried off a la Cleopatra or the Pope, there will be a mass adoration with thousands of us facing Richo as do the Muslims facing Mecca, and we will all chant as one "RICHO, RICHO, RICHO" in one massive Tiger Army farewell. And the fireworks will be better than Beijing. They will all be real. And his Norm Smith medal will be diamond studded. And Lauren Jackson will be waiting in a suite at Crown.

where Richo after a wild night of sex, shall impregnate her with 7

count them

7

children, thereby securing the Richo bloodline and some ****ing awesome father/son picks
 
Firstly Richo wouldn't just arrive at the game via car.
He would have to parachute into the stadium, and if its at the dome with the lid shut then a lap on a hovercraft would suffice.

After the game, crowd invasion....obvious.
Possibly I will invade on the hovercraft.
A human pyramid will be made by the entire list, with Richo climbing to the top. The human pyramid will then perform a lap of honour with richo standing on top, before walking of with him.
Cue turf being ripped up as souvenirs and a fireworks display to put Beijing to shame. The festival, as it will be by then, shall go on for the next 5 weeks.

I just pissed my pants

a human pyramid doing a lap ahahahhaa
 
where Richo after a wild night of sex, shall impregnate her with 7

count them

7

children, thereby securing the Richo bloodline and some ****ing awesome father/son picks

Hell, let's invite all the 2008 Olympic womens swimming team and also the basketballers and ensure that Lids, Cotchy and Shtucky are also at that party at Crown. I can watch the next generation on my portable TV while I serve in the Tiger Den.
 
Firstly Richo wouldn't just arrive at the game via car.
He would have to parachute into the stadium, and if its at the dome with the lid shut then a lap on a hovercraft would suffice.

After the game, crowd invasion....obvious.
Possibly I will invade on the hovercraft.
A human pyramid will be made by the entire list, with Richo climbing to the top. The human pyramid will then perform a lap of honour with richo standing on top, before walking of with him.
Cue turf being ripped up as souvenirs and a fireworks display to put Beijing to shame. The festival, as it will be by then, shall go on for the next 5 weeks.

With free beer anywhere around the world on presentation of a Tigers membership?
 
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Tivers !!! :thumbsu::)
 
Amongst all of the excellent suggestions on here, when Richo does retire he should walk off the MCG on the prone bodies of all of the maggot umpires who have routinely shafted him week in week out over the years.

Now I'm not one to normally bitch about the whistle munchers, especially when we win anyway, BUT RICHO GOT ABSOLUTELY r*ped YESTERDAY!

All this bleating on other boards about Fev never being in favour but have you ever seen anyone get so regularly reamed by these morons than No: 12?

That one yesterday in the 3rd qtr was it where he took a brilliant heavily contested mark between 2 Demon defenders, only to have some 3rd sniper come in and jar the ball loose by smashing him both late & high!

Not only did that pea-swallowing bone-head not award the mark in the first place, he didn't seem to think the late & high contact warranted anything!!!!

Richo was too amazed to even consider getting pissed off!

Just had to find somewhere to post this rant...
 
Oh... & once again we see the leadership potential of T. Cotchin. :thumbsu:
Why? Because he happened to be standing near Tivers as they were heading off the ground? Cotchin sneezes and we go "shit, that was a sneeze of a future champ if ever I've seen one. Imagine if he'd had a pre season!"
 

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