Insult ? That's not an insult ...this is an insult

[subaru]

Where have all the good insults gone?

Of late it seems to be "You are a flog" is as good as it gets.

There is an art to the insult.....
So this is the best one ever thrown my way...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13399125&postcount=604

could just hang up your talons and up your HRT dosage for a minute

Fortunately I'm safely out of range of your dangling fallopian tubes and their aggressive Dean Lukin's sock-scented hissing so I don't need medical assistance.

Now THAT is an insult.
Sheer poetry.

If you think you can do better , or have either had a crackerjack one shot at you, or shot a crackerjack one at someone else..please share.

I am sick of reading 'You are a flog" or "You sniff shit".

They're not funny ...and quite frankly, the level of lameness regarding insults is increasing.

Time to lift the tone.

 

[PieBeast]

amidoinitrite?

 

[SexyBlueGirl]

You sniff shit

Never read that one.

Is this an Adelaide thing?

 

[Arcassius]

blah blah blah

--->

yes, you're doing it right.

 

[invinciBlues]

 

[Brissy Bomber]

They're not funny ...and quite frankly, the level of lameness regarding insults is increasing.

Blame the mods. We get carded for anything clever. They like to keep the lameness level high so ppl will leave.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

One of the reasons I joined up BigFooty was because of the Bay, once I did, I realised I didn't have the insult/trolling talent the regulars have. Can't help it if I'm not good enough.

 

[CHIEF SMACKAHOE]

**** up ****

 

[medhurstISGOD]

You are a flog

 

[Reardo]

**** up ****

****, I was going to say that!!

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

****, I was going to say that!!

**** up ****

 

[afc9798]

One of the reasons I joined up BigFooty was because of the Bay, once I did, I realised I didn't have the insult/trolling talent the regulars have. Can't help it if I'm not good enough.

Congratulations, I wish more people realized their limitations so early.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Blame the mods. We get carded for anything clever. They like to keep the lameness level high so ppl will leave.

Agreed.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Blame the mods. We get carded for anything clever. They like to keep the lameness level high so ppl will leave.

to brissy bummer
thy tongue is rooted to thine tonsils
thy breathe is more rank than the smell of rotten sausage in a cesspool
talking of yon cesspool was that thee swimming in it last morrow
thine lights do shine in an empty window

 

[CHIEF SMACKAHOE]

to brissy bummer
thy tongue is rooted to thine tonsils
thy breathe is more rank than the smell of rotten sausage in a cesspool
talking of yon cesspool was that thee swimming in it last morrow
thine lights do shine in an empty window

nice

where'd you copy that from?

 

[Bombers 2003]

nice

where'd you copy that from?

i made it up myself

 

[Arcassius]

i made it up myself

I wouldn't admit that ...

 

[Bombers 2003]

It's the latest report his kindergarten teacher sent his crack whore mother about him.

thine parents are similar a jackass and queen bitch

 

[CHIEF SMACKAHOE]

i made it up myself

pigs arse

 

[Bombers 2003]

I wouldn't admit that ...

actually i think you pmed them to me

 

[Bombers 2003]

pigs arse

quoteth the geepong supporter

 

[Brissy Bomber]

thine parents are similar a jackass and queen bitch

You are actually the only person in the Bay too stupid to insult.

 

[CHIEF SMACKAHOE]

quoteth the geepong supporter

that's more like it

 

[Arcassius]

actually i think you pmed them to me

you think? that's a stretch

 

[Bombers 2003]

You are actually the only person in the Bay too stupid to insult.

after you ,of course