FTA-TV Is Glenn Jakovich the most annoying commentator EVER?

[JuddyBuddy]

Lol, wtf is he on about here

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Fair dinkum, ya need subtitles to understand what he's on about! BT must just shake his head sometimes...

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He's stuck it in there...

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Who the hell is "Cocky"? lol
And does he ever get through a sentence without sucking in saliva?

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[shoe]

Uhhh JuddyBuddy mate, Cocky will be Adam Cockie, WCE player... not a Jako error at all.
But the saliva sucking, christ. I don't need to hear your cheeks Jako..

 

[JuddyBuddy]

Uhhh JuddyBuddy mate, Cocky will be Adam Cockie, WCE player... not a Jako error at all.
But the saliva sucking, christ. I don't need to hear your cheeks Jako..

Fair enough, thought he'd stuffed up calling Cox haha, obviously don't know everyone on ur list. +1 for Jako then

 

[Zarrix]

The guy is comedy gold. Though I Really hope that for the sake of professionalism, Fox get rid of him at seasons end. Probably only to be replaced by another buffoon though.

 

[AG]

The guy is comedy gold. Though I Really hope that for the sake of professionalism, Fox get rid of him at seasons end. Probably only to be replaced by another buffoon though.

Bring back Banfield.

 

[Snoozer]

Take your frustration out in.. in.. the workrate.

lol.

Seriously, how many times a match can he use the term 'work rate'?

 

[Feerits Elf]

Is he still sucking the air in through clenched teeth as though passing a particularly troublesome stool?

And does he ever get through a sentence without sucking in saliva?

Scratch that.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Who the hell is "Cocky"? lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Cockie

 

[bighit006]

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Haha thats my favourite. "...Rallying them back in the deep in their aaahh forward 50 knowing that ahhh a slip over and thats cause of their pressure."

One gold star for you Jacko. I'd love to have a camera fixed on BT and Healy's faces whilst he comes up with some of this stuff.

 

[JuddyBuddy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Cockie

Already established that mate, but thanks.

 

[Kram]

The guy is comedy gold. Though I Really hope that for the sake of professionalism, Fox get rid of him at seasons end. Probably only to be replaced by another buffoon though.

He is so bad that he's actually good

 

[harts13]

Without a doubt!

Asides from flogging 'work rate' to death, my favourite is Jako's use of the phrase 'weight of numbers' when commenting on any goal that comes from a pack situation...

 

[Drummond]

Lol, wtf is he on about here

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Taken this thread to a whole new level!

 

[anti_]

that video is brilliant...oh jako

 

[Drummond]

Ok so I turn on the Fremantle/Nth Melbourne replay and straight away, Jako comes up with a gem:

“Just their awareness for each other Gerard, I’ve been really impressed. They spread well, they ah.... they, they, their work-rate, we spoke a lot about their forward line pressure, but look at the numbers they got there, you saw that de Boer handball to Mayne and...earlier on...and ah you saw Ballantyne finish off the goal there. But that’s just the use getting it there, Ibbotson over to....to...other players in there.” BT takes over.

Oh Jako. Never stop.

 

[Plugger35]

Just had Jako on talkback radio here in Perth imparting his football wisdom.

They were discussing North Melbourne and Jako said "I think they are going to rue to regret not moving to the Gold Coast".

Kind of like a double negative there.

 

[BBQbarbs]

kelli underwood

 

[SpecialComments]

If you had a drink every time he said "lift their workrate" you would be lucky to survive the game.

times a game Jako says workrate approx: 40, its embarrassing for Fox Sports

 

[dockers_bengals]

Just had Jako on talkback radio here in Perth imparting his football wisdom.

They were discussing North Melbourne and Jako said "I think they are going to rue to regret not moving to the Gold Coast".

Kind of like a double negative there.

Yeah I heard that
When someone asked how he would feel if WC went up there? he just said but they don't have to, didn't understand what the guy meant by it.

 

[Boxhead_31]

For the love of god please Foxsports do not renew Jako's contract the guy is 10x worse than Kellie Underwood at least she can form full sentences in the English language.
How this guy gets paid to be a commentator is really beyond me. Always comes in over the top of the other callers and then goes off on tangents that are completely irrelevant to what is actually happening

 

[Interceptor]

He was terrible again today

 

[Burzum]

It's like he combines four completely different sentences into one.

 

[smoovy]

Kept banging on that the crows were poor last quarter side all year, which was not helped by the other idiot Pickering.

Ok the crows had a poor last qtr last week against the saints. But in the previous 3 rounds the crows had kicked a combined 19.12 (126) to 3.7 (25) in the final qtr.

 

[NSWCROW]

Did anyone else hear him say " SHIT " when Freo turned it over in the 1st qtr ??

 

[reggie]

It's like he combines four completely different sentences into one.

Without finishing any of the first 3!

Would love to read a full transcript of his day's work