This just had to be quoted again.Lol, wtf is he on about here
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I'd understand someone speaking a completley different language better.
So it wasn't just me then.
We could have another drinking game relating to his constant use of the term 'workrate'.
But I don't think there would be many survivors.
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Jako 1st quarter "work rate" tally: 7
Jako 1st quarter "work rate" tally: 7
I could have my drinking game for the next Jako game I watch, as exams will be all over and done with. Will be absolutely wasted by 1/2 time at that rate
He's at it again a few minutes ago (Port vs Sydney) claiming a tackle by Kieran Jack was excessive and "the sort of thing the AFL is trying to stamp out".
There was nothing wrong with the tackle and Liam Pickering told him so.
There was nothing wrong with the tackle and Liam Pickering told him so.
Jako: "They need to lift their work rate"
Ox: "Phwoaarrr"
loved when he was talking about port's method of play in trying to score a goal:
"they're just hoping...rather than wanting"
he gets caught with his pants down tooooo many times mid-sentence.
think about what you want to say, before you say it, jako.
"they're just hoping...rather than wanting"
he gets caught with his pants down tooooo many times mid-sentence.
think about what you want to say, before you say it, jako.
followed by
Camera pans to the bench to show Riewoldt tying up his laces
Ox: Nick Riewoldt.....................just tying up his.........laces
Use to love when bucks would just crush any bad comments by ox
"He's kicked it"
"He's got it"
Every single goal, always cuts off the other commentators to get these pearls of wisdom in.
Another favourite:
"What that is...is....ahh.... Workrate. .....They're just......working harder (insert team name)...ah..... at the moment."
And tonight I reckon every time Motlop was within 10 metres of the ball he got a mention from Jako.
"Thats Daniel Motlop........you get the....good and the bad with motlop......thats just ah....he's just a ......mercurial player but err....you can also get the umm...the bad stuff... we just see the 100 metre penalty there....you just cant do that.......but that's Motlop...."
Rinse and repeat.
"Motlop I think is at the crossroads of his career......I just dont think....err.....Port can afford to have....err.. someone like that in their side at the moment."
5 minutes later after a good bit of play from Motlop....
"Yep....that's what you get with Motlop.....he's just so important for...err ...Port."
Pickering: "Hang on, I thought you were giving him the chop a minute ago, writing him off."
Jako: "Ahhh.....no....no....I'm not writing him off....I just ahhh...Look, you get the good and the bad with Daniel...........blah blah blah"
Always good for a laugh
"He's got it"
Every single goal, always cuts off the other commentators to get these pearls of wisdom in.
Another favourite:
"What that is...is....ahh.... Workrate. .....They're just......working harder (insert team name)...ah..... at the moment."
And tonight I reckon every time Motlop was within 10 metres of the ball he got a mention from Jako.
"Thats Daniel Motlop........you get the....good and the bad with motlop......thats just ah....he's just a ......mercurial player but err....you can also get the umm...the bad stuff... we just see the 100 metre penalty there....you just cant do that.......but that's Motlop...."
Rinse and repeat.
"Motlop I think is at the crossroads of his career......I just dont think....err.....Port can afford to have....err.. someone like that in their side at the moment."
5 minutes later after a good bit of play from Motlop....
"Yep....that's what you get with Motlop.....he's just so important for...err ...Port."
Pickering: "Hang on, I thought you were giving him the chop a minute ago, writing him off."
Jako: "Ahhh.....no....no....I'm not writing him off....I just ahhh...Look, you get the good and the bad with Daniel...........blah blah blah"
Always good for a laugh
'The King of the West' did the post match interview on ground...thats where he should be ffs
this thread/his comments are still gold tho
this thread/his comments are still gold tho
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Last nights combo of Jacko, Pickers & Matty Campbell was the worst set-up in history. The game was hard enough to watch, let alone listen to these three monkeys!!
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Last night was some of Jako's finest work Pickers has a replay of something cued up just starts to say his point when in comes Jako right over the top talking about something completly different for 2mins
Nothing beats watching a neutral game with Jako. So much win every time he opens his mouth!
Again, Jako, "at the minute" is not a real expression. You've made it up and now your hopeless command of the English language has spread throughout the AFL and now everyone uses it.
Another good moment was when Pickering wanted to ask what Matty Campbell thought of a certain bit of play (can't remember what it was anymore). Jako had already wasted about 40 long winded seconds explaining (poorly) what he thought:
Pickering: "What did you think of that Matty?"
Jako: "WELL I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT..."
And on he went for another 20 seconds. He is an out and out deadshit.
And he helps pick the AA side.
Another good moment was when Pickering wanted to ask what Matty Campbell thought of a certain bit of play (can't remember what it was anymore). Jako had already wasted about 40 long winded seconds explaining (poorly) what he thought:
Pickering: "What did you think of that Matty?"
Jako: "WELL I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT..."
And on he went for another 20 seconds. He is an out and out deadshit.
And he helps pick the AA side.
"Ross Lyon would be very happy with this start because they've curlytailed any Fremantle scores."
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Brad Ebert misses a mark because the sun got in his eyes
Jako - "He might use the sun as an excuse. No excuse even though the sun may give him an excuse. Can't afford to miss it in AFL Football."
Gerard - "But he couldn't see it. It him in the head."
Jako - "He might use the sun as an excuse. No excuse even though the sun may give him an excuse. Can't afford to miss it in AFL Football."
Gerard - "But he couldn't see it. It him in the head."
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Tim Gosage would have to give Jacko a run for his money at the moment. Listening to his call, you would think that West Coast are playing themselves. During the qtr time stats, he mentioned that Murphy was the best on ground for the game but never heard that dimwit mention his name once.
ROFL before the game when he stated that Nic Natanui is a star. Matt Granland and Ben Allan just paused there for an awkward moment.
ROFL before the game when he stated that Nic Natanui is a star. Matt Granland and Ben Allan just paused there for an awkward moment.
