Iva Bigun
Brownlow Medallist
Hmmm, I once went for a walk in Rundle mall and as I enjoyed watching the sullen inhabitants with dull eyes and translucent skin rolling barrels to their cars I looked up at the low grey skies and was glad I didn’t have a knife or rope with me. As I continued my walk I came past some ladies of the night offering $2 salad tossing and a 50% discount if you had a coupon from the dole office, i thought about it as they looked like they hadn’t eaten all day and didn’t wish to offend if it was a local custom.
As I politely declined I had my wallet stolen by a homeless guy wearing one shoe. Luckily as I chased he lost balance on a piece of frozen ground and fell long enough for me to retrieve my wallet. Feeling sorry for him I asked if he had lost a shoe to which he smiled a toothless smile and stated “ nah, he’d found one on a corpse his Mum was having a conversation with in the next alley”
Enjoy Radelaide Izak, think of the stories you will be able to tell
As I politely declined I had my wallet stolen by a homeless guy wearing one shoe. Luckily as I chased he lost balance on a piece of frozen ground and fell long enough for me to retrieve my wallet. Feeling sorry for him I asked if he had lost a shoe to which he smiled a toothless smile and stated “ nah, he’d found one on a corpse his Mum was having a conversation with in the next alley”
Enjoy Radelaide Izak, think of the stories you will be able to tell