News Jack Darling resumes with WCE

[javaguice]

Microwaved a trout pie at work once

Made the office smell like a vagina.

 

[Bender_]

Well, we should probably get back to Jack before things start to get weird.

 

[Doashuey]

I'd love to know the thoughts of any oppo supporters have popped in over the past 24 hours to check on the JD situation.

Bunch of weird MFers.

And for the record, canned tuna is ****ing cat food at best.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

Well, we should probably get back to Jack before things start to get weird.

Good idea.

I hope Jack's ovaries are getting better.

 

[JackOutback]

Gotta Tuna sub from subway at rotto after a three day bender and reckon that was the best tuna anything I have had. That said that was my first feed in three days that wasn't liquid or doritos

There's no tuna in a Subway tuna sub, so this post is off-topic to the thread title.

 

[Forward Press]

Good idea.

I hope Jack's ovaries are getting better.

Exclusive pics below: Jack Darling meeting with Eagles executives explaining his medical reasons why he cannot get vaccinated

 

[Astro7]

Has our Darling left the building yet?

 

[The_Gambler]

Free up the salary cap so we aren’t forced to only recruit payers worth of $80K per year. If we don’t win premiership this year, it’s not happening for while, move on and rebuild with youth

 

[swingdog]

How is this not settled yet?

 

[Godfather32]

How is this not settled yet?

Pretty sure the consensus was that microwave tuna is the devil

 

[Balls In]

Vax mandates are done. No point to them anymore. Hopefully common sense prevails soon so people like Jack can get on with their lives.

 

[cottoneyeYeo]

People on facebook comparing jack's situation to willie's. Spare me

 

[Ochre]

Exclusive pics below: Jack Darling meeting with Eagles executives explaining his medical reasons why he cannot get vaccinated

 

[Fatty rules]

Vax mandates are done. No point to them anymore. Hopefully common sense prevails soon so people like Jack can get on with their lives.

There's every point in them. Always has been and always will be. That's common sense.

 

[CursoryMercenary]

Kicked 15 goals in his last 13 matches last season and fell into the category of Simmo's untouchables as well. Will we really miss him that much?

 

[ziad]

There's every point in them. Always has been and always will be. That's common sense.

But this is BF

 

[matthew_s]

Vax mandates are done. No point to them anymore. Hopefully common sense prevails soon so people like Jack can get on with their lives.

I wonder if Novak Djokovic knows that vax mandates are done?

https://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/djokovic-humiliated-forced-to-withdraw-from-indian-wells/news-story/28ee4435303f90d853bced9063523517

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Hm, haven’t checked the Jack Darling

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Jack Darling

Age

32

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

thread in a few da…

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Cons:

• Dead

I didn’t even know he was sick.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Quote from his manager. Article is paywalled.

 

[Trebor57]

Quote from his manager. Article is paywalled.

Use this link and you can look at past West Australians free. Can't see the current day paper until the day after (which then means it isn't the current days paper). https://thewest2.smedia.com.au/Olive/APA/thewest-archives/Default.aspx#panel=browse

 

[FXD_]

Quote from his manager. Article is paywalled.

Corporate Sports Australia player agent Colin Young said Darling was still away on leave and both parties are waiting to hear from him.

“During that process when Jack advised the club and myself at the same time he was suffering, and I can’t talk about it too much, a condition,” Young told SEN.

“He spoke to some doctors and gave the club a medical certificate saying he needed to take leave away from the club. He asked the club and myself to be given some time away and he’d contact us when the time was right.

“During that period, myself and the club, especially West Coast have been brilliant with this to try and give him support if he needs it. We’re both here waiting for him.

“I did call him yesterday and left a message and he texted me back ‘all good we’ll touch base soon.’ We’re giving him his time away and hopefully for the football industry we see Jack playing but I can’t comment at the moment... I actually don’t know.”

 

[matthew_s]

what a joke.

needs time to 'heal' but happy to make a media spectacle of his solo training session.

 

[squashface]

So if I claim injury and refuse to speak to my workplace then I can just sit at home and they will continue to pay me?

F yea

 

[RanaNaved]

Wonder what his "condition" is