News Jnr Rioli - He’s back.

[Natho]

Well obviously trying to cover up something

 

[Dark Sharks]

Willy can **** right off. ****ing moron.

Shit from 13 years ago getting bought up is still painful enough, and he chooses to be a potato and put the club straight in the mud.

 

[Biggie]

 

[The Black Fox]

So how long does it take to get the results back? If this was known before the Elimination Final he surely would have been pulled then?

Press conference said AFL and West Coast found out yesterday.

 

[Neale4brownlow]

Jokes aside, I’ve no idea how you tamper with urine samples.

Worked in basketball for a while and I’ve been there as they grab players to be tested. The second these guy leave the court a representative will just come up and say you, you, you, over here. Room is entirely controlled by ASADA, the players have no ability to delay them, and they have to stay until they’re able to provide a sample.

Not sure how exactly you tamper with a sample at the time.

I think it can even be as simple as 'flooding' your system. Ie drinking a tonne of water when you know the tester is coming.

But it now seems like he actually went to the effort of swapping piss out.

My new concern is whoever gave him the clean piss... if it was another eagles player then he's gone too.

 

[daddy_4_eyes]

Sounds like something out of Seinfeld. Got his missus to pee in a cup, got busted when they realised he was pregnant.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

He just “tainted” 2018.

Lol. If every bloke on the gear tainted a premiership, they’d just stop giving them out.

 

[Quinz]

Well. That sucks.

Freaking out over a potential positive sample I guess.

That'll flatten the boys big time.

Probably get a 4 year ban. If that's the case you struggle to see him coming back to AFL level.

 

[Biggie]

I am flat as.

Gonna go for a walk.

Gutted

 

[Taylor]

If he has tampered with a sample, he'll get the highest penalty, similar to refusing a blood alcohol test when driving.

I'm not so sure. Lachie Whitfield ran away from drug testers and got six months by coming up with an excuse about a broken relationship, and the club got penalised for not tracking that he wasn't sleeping at home... right.

Just come up with the right narrative and start spreading it around. Easy.

Tampered with a result? No, he was holding the pee for a mate. No, it's part of a re-hydration program to drink your own. No, I thought he wanted some gatorade and I was being a nice.

Will all work.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Surely the person providing the sample gets done as well

Out of competition sample ie random check at home. Wouldn’t be a player you’d think, probably a family member or mate?

 

[daddy_4_eyes]

My new concern is whoever gave him the clean piss... if it was another eagles player then he's gone too.

Snitches end up in ditches.

 

[oak79]

******* idiot.

Seriously, sack him.

He just “tainted” 2018.

fu** you Rioli.

ffs - he didnt taint 2018. Dont start that bs

 

[HoneyBadger35]

I think it can even be as simple as 'flooding' your system. Ie drinking a tonne of water when you know the tester is coming.

But it now seems like he actually went to the effort of swapping piss out.

My new concern is whoever gave him the clean piss... if it was another eagles player then he's gone too.

You never know when the test is coming, they’re always random.

Silver lining is they’ve said it was an out of competition sample so it surely won’t be another player.

 

[Bleedblueandgold]

Absolutely devastated...

 

[squashface]

Must have had a big night out then swapped urine out (somehow?) when he got worried.

Moron.

 

[mattyc75]

Pfft..who hasnt worn a fake penis?

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[The Dodger]

Ahhh the Bear Grylls defense

 

[PerthBoy86]

I hope it's just some Vic media beat-up and it isn't as bad as it sounds. If not very disappointing, but I don't think it'll have any bearing on our finals campaigns. Wouldn't put it past them to try to distract/rattle us.

 

[oak79]

In other news, Willie Rioli is delighted to announce his positive pregnancy test

 

[Eagleboy68]

Wtf what an idiot

 

[DirtySandman]

I’m gonna hold fire, until some more facts arise.

But doesn’t sound good, I might be in the need of a new avatar.

 

[Taylor]

Out of competition sample ie random check at home. Wouldn’t be a player you’d think, probably a family member or mate?

It wouldn't be the first time a drug testing agent has had the pleasure of informing a male athlete that he is pregnant.

It's almost romantic. Congratulations, here's your infraction notice.

 

[Dark Sharks]

Is Shai Bolton back on gaiz?

We need another small forward..

 

[HoneyBadger35]

August 20 was a Tuesday, confirming that it wasn’t a game day test, so all this talk of other players is irrelevant.