Player Watch Kayle Kirby (Delisted 2018)

[Toecrusher]

He was never fat . To quote cartman he is festively plump and being young he is growing in to his body.

I like that term, "festively plump".
Good luck to him, hopefully he makes it.

 

[WakeUpPies]

He was never fat . To quote cartman he is festively plump and being young he is growing in to his body.

He'll be fine once he loses 12kilos of fat. Hope he has got it in him to do that. So much talent, would hate to see it go to waste due to work ethic and motivation issues. Just typing that sentence felt silly. Extra frustrating when you see young guys like Shaz who demand so much from themselves but can't catch a break with injuries.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

A poster over on Extreme Black and White said he had heard that Levi had kicked him out of his house because Kayle wasn't serious enough about football.

So on that basis, lock it in Eddie, must be true?

Ahhh the internet, never makes up stuff

 

[Soups]

So on that basis, lock it in Eddie, must be true?

Ahhh the internet, never makes up stuff

Yep, pretty much Saintly. Overreactions as per usual.

 

[Hagla]

Meh, typical of this board to run with the a worst case hypothetical as though it's fact. This thread depressed the shit out of me and the only part of it that was seemingly true is that he is carrying a few extra kilos FFS! And he's not even that bad in the video, if he was really out of shape and moving like that with the video in slow motion his guts would have been everywhere.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Number of posts is listed......
Is the ignore club the people who don't respond to your posts?
Ok, I'll join.

It's pointless replying to someone who has just put you on ignore ...

... what makes better sense is posting incriminating pictures of them down at the hellfire club. They will never know

 

[Toecrusher]

Meh, typical of this board to run with the a worst case hypothetical as though it's fact. This thread depressed the shit out of me and the only part of it that was seemingly true is that he is carrying a few extra kilos FFS! And he's not even that bad in the video, if he was really out of shape and moving like that with the video in slow motion his guts would have been everywhere.

Must have a "toned" fat guts.
Not the first kid to turn up out of shape, won't be the last.
I can recall Derek Kickett still playing when he looked like he ate the whole reserves team.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Meh, typical of this board to run with the a worst case hypothetical as though it's fact. This thread depressed the shit out of me and the only part of it that was seemingly true is that he is carrying a few extra kilos FFS! And he's not even that bad in the video, if he was really out of shape and moving like that with the video in slow motion his guts would have been everywhere.

 

[Jasper84]

Lets face it, he looked more like John Candy, than a high performance athlete when recruited. He was even at the pub when his name was called out - that should tell us something.
In the end, if he wants to make something of his ability, he'll apply himself 100%. If he doesn't give a rats tossbag, he'll dissappear like plenty have before him.
It's all up to him, you can't make fruit salad out of pigsh*t.

You kind of can though. Turn the manure into fertilizer, grow fruit trees out of it and harvest the fruit into a salad. A more appropriate saying would be something like "You can't make a stapler out of a fruit salad"

 

[PicaBoo]

He'll be fine once he loses 12kilos of fat. Hope he has got it in him to do that..

Looks like he can do that twice .

 

[Scodog10]

Also good news that Mr McCarthy is attempting dunks; he wouldn't be doing that with any concern over the healing of his foot.

Attempting?

 

[Gone Critical]

I like that term, "festively plump".
Good luck to him, hopefully he makes it.

Once he does he will have the paunch of prosperity

 

[Bad Horse]

Once he does he will have the paunch of prosperity

We could market statues of him as a kind of Collingwood Buddha. Rub tummy for luck.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

We could market statues of him as a kind of Collingwood Buddha. Rub tummy for luck.

Polite apparantly to buy Buddhas

 

[jackcass]

Did "WE" all?

It was pretty well documented.

 

[jackcass]

Exactly this. If you want to be a pro athlete, be a damn pro athlete. Millions of kids would gladly live in the gym to trade spots with him in an instant. He needs to sack up. Let's drop the PC nonsense.

Edit. Before someone eventually brings up Swanny - even he couldn't get a game before he started taking things more seriously. He was never this out of shape in recent years too. He is also the exception, not the norm.

Millions of kids would be attracted to their ideal of being an elite athlete yet until they're actually exposed to the environment have absolutely zero appreciation for what that entails. If it was as simple as just living in a gym then why do so many not actually make it..

 

[jackcass]

Lets face it, he looked more like John Candy, than a high performance athlete when recruited. He was even at the pub when his name was called out - that should tell us something.
In the end, if he wants to make something of his ability, he'll apply himself 100%. If he doesn't give a rats tossbag, he'll dissappear like plenty have before him.
It's all up to him, you can't make fruit salad out of pigsh*t.

Well it tells us his family doesn't likely have Fox at home, not sure it tells us too much more.

 

[Bad Horse]

It's pointless replying to someone who has just put you on ignore ...

... what makes better sense is posting incriminating pictures of them down at the hellfire club. They will never know

I have no recollection of where that riding crop came from honest. I think it was planted...fake news...whoops is that the time must gallop.

 

[THATSGOLD]

Did he quit?

 

[Linda_Lovelace]

Well its a bid odd, not seen on the track or in intra club of late.

 

[THATSGOLD]

Must have a "toned" fat guts.
Not the first kid to turn up out of shape, won't be the last.
I can recall Derek Kickett still playing when he looked like he ate the whole reserves team.

I remember Buckley not being impressed with Shannon Cox.

 

[sr36]

Meh, typical of this board to run with the a worst case hypothetical as though it's fact. This thread depressed the shit out of me and the only part of it that was seemingly true is that he is carrying a few extra kilos FFS! And he's not even that bad in the video, if he was really out of shape and moving like that with the video in slow motion his guts would have been everywhere.

Some have gone off half-cocked over rumours on an internet site, whereas others have gone off half-cocked in the opposite direction over a video of him stuffing around on a basketball court. Let's just all cross our fingers and hope he's on track and can slowly build his fitness and work ethic over the next couple of years.

 

[THATSGOLD]

Well its a bid odd, not seen on the track or in intra club of late.

Was he there today?

 

[DWil6]

Is it true he got kicked out of Levi's house because he ate all the 2 minute noodles? Chicken, beef, that other flavour...

 

[Kilmo]

What reports exactly? The only "report" we really have is he was running laps at training!!!!

All of a sudden we are criticising the clubs player welfare management strategy, kirbys nd recruitment, kirby not being a grown up now that he's 18....and the icing on the cake, his living arrangements.... Apparently Levi greenwood is too much of a good influence and he should be living with a drug taking party boy!!!!

Can't wait to start quoting this thread when Kayle debuts.