- Dec 21, 2005
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Bollinger had a good one last night on Warnie... can't remember it though.
Anyone?
Anyone?
Lame Jokes Part 2
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how does a lion like its steak?
ROAR
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
dam.
when is a car not a car?
when it turns into a driveway
what do skeletons use to communicate to each other?
mobile bones
ROAR
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
dam.
when is a car not a car?
when it turns into a driveway
what do skeletons use to communicate to each other?
mobile bones
What is brown and sticky?
a stick
a stick
- May 9, 2002
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Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
A man sent in ten entries to a newspaper's pun contest in the hopes that one would win. Sadly, No pun in ten did...
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
How do you get a group of Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-em-on.
Why does E.T. have such big eyes?
Because he saw his phone bill. O.O
6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
A man sent in ten entries to a newspaper's pun contest in the hopes that one would win. Sadly, No pun in ten did...
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
How do you get a group of Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-em-on.
Why does E.T. have such big eyes?
Because he saw his phone bill. O.O
Bub Corn turns to Ma Corn and asks, "Where's Pop Corn?"
Q: What do you call a horse with a broken leg?
A: Unstable!
Q: What do you call a horse with a broken leg?
A: Unstable!
MarcMaverick
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Q:When is a door not a door?
A: When it's ajar.
A: When it's ajar.
- Dec 21, 2005
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What do you get when you ask a lemon for help?
Lemon-aid
Lemon-aid
Quadzilla
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a MAN CAME ROUND COLLECTING FOR THE LOCAL POOL - i GAVE HIM A GLASS OF WATER 
Q What do you call a cow with 2 left legs?
A Lean beef
A Lean beef
ClarkeM
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I came on Eileen
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Quadzilla
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Quadzilla
Brownlow Medallist
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I thought I could hear onions singing Bee Gees songs in the fridge, but it was just chives talking.
What do you call her mother?
Marlene.
What do you call a woman with no legs?
Noelene.
Q: Why was the man arrested for waiting in the Big Top?
A: He was loitering within tent.
A: He was loitering within tent.
Q: What do you get when you cross Lassie with a pitbull?
A: A dog that bites off your leg, then runs for help
A: A dog that bites off your leg, then runs for help
Q: Did you hear about the idiot who got a camera for his birthday?
A: He just got back his first roll of film, twelve shots of his right eye.
A: He just got back his first roll of film, twelve shots of his right eye.
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A three-year-old boy was examining his nuts while taking a bath.
"Mum" he asked, "Are these my brains"
"Not yet," she replied.
"Mum" he asked, "Are these my brains
" "Not yet," she replied.
Exit signs - They’re on the way out.
I went deaf the other day. I’d never though I’d hear myself say that.
I called up the amputee committee the other day and they just cut me off.
I went deaf the other day. I’d never though I’d hear myself say that.
I called up the amputee committee the other day and they just cut me off.
Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
A: "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
