Lame Jokes Part 2

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I had an operation on my hand and asked the doctor if I would be able to play the piano after

' Of course ' he said

What a fantastic result after never trying to play one

When I was a kid, I wanted a watch, but my Grandfather gave me a set of bagpipes.

I said 'But I wanted to know the time'. He said 'Just play the pipes'.

So I did, and the guy next door shouted 'Who's playing the f******* bagpipes at 1am?'.
 

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Someone stole my mood ring. So I don’t know how I feel about that. :D


Someone stole the words from my dictionary.
Same person also took my voice.


I can't tell you how pissed off I am.
 

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Lame Jokes Part 2

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