Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears | Season 30 Team Thread | ONE IN ALL IN !!

[I Dont Care]

Alright, I’m out of here

Not until you shine the rest of them, boot-shiner

 

[Muddiemoose]

Still more boots to stud. Oh and have fun with Muddiemoose boots, it's not mud on the bottoms...he trod in his own moose sh*t when we was 'celebrating' last win

Ewwww

 

[Matera92]

Hey Bears,

Posting the team sheet isn’t a race you know.

That's loser talk.

Everything is a race.

 

[Test Tickle]

Lets the games begin.

Q: Let's turn the attention to your opponent next week - The Las Vegas Bears. They're also undefeated, how do you see this big game panning out?

Kennedy Parker: There's nothing remotely impressive about the Bears. Their ladder position really flatters them - just look at their wins. They came from behind at three-quarter-time to beat the Demons by 8 points first up, that looks impressive until we went over there to the same ground two weeks later and effortlessly thrashed them by 9 goals. Then they had a narrow win over the Wonders - the team that lost all their talent over the off-season. The Bears were trailing going into the last quarter as well. Then they beat the Gumbies, the wooden spooners who are winless on the bottom of the ladder, that's not exactly an achievement. They strike me as a soft outfit who will melt once the pressure is on.

Q: Where exactly do you think the Royals can get the advantage in the game?

KP: The fact that we've got a better midfield, defence, forward line and ruck? Doesn't matter how many hitouts U2tigers gets, the fact that he's Bono and GreyCrow is not is an automatic win in any objective person's eyes. Asides from that obvious reason, I think leadership is a huge difference between the two sides. The Royals are led by two people who have run the league, at the top of the all-time Beez vote tally, current and future hall of famers. Compare that to the Bears who are led by a sentient ballsack in Test Tickle. They aren't a real threat, the Roys were a much more challenging prospect.

Q: But surely you have to respect the way they've fought against the odds to sit undefeated after three rounds?

KP: The Las Vegas Bears along with the Baghdad Bombers are the only two clubs in the league to have collectively brought the game into disrepute as a club. They are a disgusting, abhorrent institution worthy of no respect. The only positive thing I can find about them across their history is the fact that they folded. Too bad some idiot went and brought them back. But hopefully with a big win this week, we can start righting that wrong.

 

[guero]

Asides from that. Pfffft. Who is this ridiculous illiterati with such @clouded judgement?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Lets the games begin.

Q: Let's turn the attention to your opponent next week - The Las Vegas Bears. They're also undefeated, how do you see this big game panning out?

Kennedy Parker: There's nothing remotely impressive about the Bears. Their ladder position really flatters them - just look at their wins. They came from behind at three-quarter-time to beat the Demons by 8 points first up, that looks impressive until we went over there to the same ground two weeks later and effortlessly thrashed them by 9 goals. Then they had a narrow win over the Wonders - the team that lost all their talent over the off-season. The Bears were trailing going into the last quarter as well. Then they beat the Gumbies, the wooden spooners who are winless on the bottom of the ladder, that's not exactly an achievement. They strike me as a soft outfit who will melt once the pressure is on.

Q: Where exactly do you think the Royals can get the advantage in the game?

KP: The fact that we've got a better midfield, defence, forward line and ruck? Doesn't matter how many hitouts U2tigers gets, the fact that he's Bono and GreyCrow is not is an automatic win in any objective person's eyes. Asides from that obvious reason, I think leadership is a huge difference between the two sides. The Royals are led by two people who have run the league, at the top of the all-time Beez vote tally, current and future hall of famers. Compare that to the Bears who are led by a sentient ballsack in Test Tickle. They aren't a real threat, the Roys were a much more challenging prospect.

Q: But surely you have to respect the way they've fought against the odds to sit undefeated after three rounds?

KP: The Las Vegas Bears along with the Baghdad Bombers are the only two clubs in the league to have collectively brought the game into disrepute as a club. They are a disgusting, abhorrent institution worthy of no respect. The only positive thing I can find about them across their history is the fact that they folded. Too bad some idiot went and brought them back. But hopefully with a big win this week, we can start righting that wrong.

I'm not sure they have seen me doing my best work.





Bears by plenty.

 

[guero]

I'm not sure they have seen me doing my best work.





Bears by plenty.

I hope we haven’t seen you doing your best work either mate. Are you trying to give that poor girl a serious neck injury?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

I hope we haven’t seen you doing your best work either mate. Are you trying to give that poor girl a serious neck injury?

 

[Metalcrusher]

Media - S30 Stat Bazaar

#11 R1 - 96 DT (5) R2 - 114 DT (6) #28 seems to be the place to be, so that'll require some work... A couple of 100s and an 80 will do just nicely.

www.bigfooty.com

guero Bipolarbear

 

[guero]

Media - S30 Stat Bazaar

#11 R1 - 96 DT (5) R2 - 114 DT (6) #28 seems to be the place to be, so that'll require some work... A couple of 100s and an 80 will do just nicely.

www.bigfooty.com

guero Bipolarbear

I'm all over it mate. After my incredible game on the weekend I've been lurking in all the stats threads to see if I rate a mention.

Bloody fantastic that both of Baz's weekly noms are Bears!

 

[MWPP]

Bloody fantastic that both of Baz's weekly noms are Bears!

In the week that we played them too
Clearly made an impression

 

[Test Tickle]

Round 3: Las Vegas Bears 16.11.107 def Gumbies FFC 11.5.71 @ The Stadium In The Sky

A warm day for another home game in front of a huge Bears crowd looking to win another game and stay undefeated after 3 rounds of qooty.
From the opening bounce it was game on, most of the Bears went straight to Genghis Tron in a show of strength against the ex Bear, but he responded well to the attention. It was an even contest for a while with Ok Boomer slamming on 2 quick goals to the Gumbies 1 half way through the first and then the Bears started peppering the goals, controlling the qooty in that last half of the first quarter. guero had it on a string with 10 possessions before the first break and dominating the inside stuff, along with I Dont Care tackling everything that come his way, including Test Tickle heading off the ground to take a leak. Goals to Tommycash Bipolarbear and a double to Matera92 in the last 5 mins of the quarter and all of a sudden the Bears had full control of the game, having 10 shots at goal to the Gumbies 1 in the first quarter and a healthy lead of 34pts.
2 more goals to the Bears and in the first 11 minutes of the second quarter and the Bears started to break away, now leading by 46pts. Muddiemoose and Western Stand Warrior had stepped up to the plate proving some more grunt to the Bears engine room. U2tigers was holding his own in the Ruck in what was an enthralling contest all day, with Bono coming out on top. With 2 goals to finish off the quarter, including Millky95 with a miraculous goal from 75mtr out and a nice snap over the shoulder from RookiePick the Bears held on to a lead of 45pts at the long break.
Another goal to Metalcrusher first up and now the Bears led by 51pts seemingly a match winning lead. The Gumbies never gave up, knowing that the Bears have been known to slacken of at times. Fizzler still yet to get anywhere near it and MWPP having an off day with only 2 kicks in the first half. The Gumbies had a good 3rd term having outscored the Bears 5 goals to 3. Spot fires started to break out with Barrybran Genghis Tron and GWS Goose all starting to flex their muscles and realising they had more of the qooty and had the better of the Bears in that 3rd term. Bears still led the match by a comfortable 35pts at the last break.
The last quarter was underway, with the Bears needing Its Manbearpig xenxen and tony all needing to lift if we were going to keep control of the game. The Gumbies were coming and with 2 quick goals the lead was reduced to just 23pts, The Bears needed to hold on and take back control. Art Vandelay_ and kane249 started to throw their weight around and assert some control back in the Bears favor. With another couple of quick goals to the Bears it was all over, with the Bears going on to win by 36pts.

Best: guero, I Dont Care, Bipolarbear, U2tigers, Muddiemoose, Matera92, Western Stand Warrior, Millky95, Art Vandelay_, RookiePick

Goals: 3 Bipolarbear, Ok Boomer, Tommycash, 2 Matera92, Metalcrusher (5 behinds ) , 1 I Dont Care, Millky95, RookiePick

 

[Chipmunk]

Round 3: Las Vegas Bears 16.11.107 def Gumbies FFC 11.5.71 @ The Stadium In The Sky

A warm day for another home game in front of a huge Bears crowd looking to win another game and stay undefeated after 3 rounds of qooty.
From the opening bounce it was game on, most of the Bears went straight to Genghis Tron in a show of strength against the ex Bear, but he responded well to the attention. It was an even contest for a while with Ok Boomer slamming on 2 quick goals to the Gumbies 1 half way through the first and then the Bears started peppering the goals, controlling the qooty in that last half of the first quarter. guero had it on a string with 10 possessions before the first break and dominating the inside stuff, along with I Dont Care tackling everything that come his way, including Test Tickle heading off the ground to take a leak. Goals to Tommycash Bipolarbear and a double to Matera92 in the last 5 mins of the quarter and all of a sudden the Bears had full control of the game, having 10 shots at goal to the Gumbies 1 in the first quarter and a healthy lead of 34pts.
2 more goals to the Bears and in the first 11 minutes of the second quarter and the Bears started to break away, now leading by 46pts. Muddiemoose and Western Stand Warrior had stepped up to the plate proving some more grunt to the Bears engine room. U2tigers was holding his own in the Ruck in what was an enthralling contest all day, with Bono coming out on top. With 2 goals to finish off the quarter, including Millky95 with a miraculous goal from 75mtr out and a nice snap over the shoulder from RookiePick the Bears held on to a lead of 45pts at the long break.
Another goal to Metalcrusher first up and now the Bears led by 51pts seemingly a match winning lead. The Gumbies never gave up, knowing that the Bears have been known to slacken of at times. Fizzler still yet to get anywhere near it and MWPP having an off day with only 2 kicks in the first half. The Gumbies had a good 3rd term having outscored the Bears 5 goals to 3. Spot fires started to break out with Barrybran Genghis Tron and GWS Goose all starting to flex their muscles and realising they had more of the qooty and had the better of the Bears in that 3rd term. Bears still led the match by a comfortable 35pts at the last break.
The last quarter was underway, with the Bears needing Its Manbearpig xenxen and tony all needing to lift if we were going to keep control of the game. The Gumbies were coming and with 2 quick goals the lead was reduced to just 23pts, The Bears needed to hold on and take back control. Art Vandelay_ and kane249 started to throw their weight around and assert some control back in the Bears favor. With another couple of quick goals to the Bears it was all over, with the Bears going on to win by 36pts.

Best: guero, I Dont Care, Bipolarbear, U2tigers, Muddiemoose, Matera92, Western Stand Warrior, Millky95, Art Vandelay_, RookiePick

Goals: 3 Bipolarbear, Ok Boomer, Tommycash, 2 Matera92, Metalcrusher (5 behinds ) , 1 I Dont Care, Millky95, RookiePick

Have you named half your team as best? Feel for all the others

 

[Millky95]

Have you named half your team as best? Feel for all the others

It's in my contract

 

[Chipmunk]

It's in my contract

Why not stop there?

Best: the game of qootball, wishes, people who call out people on the phone in a queue, anytime England lose at anything, regards, anytime NZ lose at anything, Bomber bashing, Dragon bashing and Hugh Jackman.

 

[Millky95]

Why not stop there?

Best: the game of qootball, wishes, people who call out people on the phone in a queue, anytime England lose at anything, regards, anytime NZ lose at anything, Bomber bashing, Dragon bashing and Hugh Jackman.

Hugh Jackman is a treasure

 

[Test Tickle]

Have you named half your team as best? Feel for all the others

Thats just how good we are mate

 

[Chipmunk]

Hugh Jackman is a treasure

 

[Chipmunk]

Thats just how good we are mate

Where’s your flag?



If you thought this was just a way to get the flag onto your thread, you would be correct.

 

[Test Tickle]

Where’s your flag?



If you thought this was just a way to get the flag onto your thread, you would be correct.

 

[Test Tickle]

Have you named half your team as best? Feel for all the others

Everyone gets a mention, even I got a mention this week

 

[Chipmunk]

Everyone gets a mention, even I got a mention this week

 

[Cap]

Have you named half your team as best? Feel for all the others

They still get their participation awards.

We are a fair team at the Bears

 

[Cap]

Where’s your flag?



If you thought this was just a way to get the flag onto your thread, you would be correct.

 

[Cap]

That's loser talk.

Everything is a race.

2nd is the first loser